🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%
  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%
  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%
  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%
  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%
  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%

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He's A morbidly obese man with a history of heart attack. Extreme drugs that also happen to be cardiopulmonary depressants aren't the best idea.
The Ralphamale isn't normal, he tells us. We all know Portugal is going to put in enough effort to say they tried and no more. If he kicks off from an OD he is just paperwork. If he pops under the knife, it's paperwork. Left in the street, he's a problem. So I think it's really up to him. That said, he's going to a European medical school when this is done. Nobody's paying to fly that corpse back.
 
The clawing around Ralph's slanted slits might be caused by his made in China trash Gucci sunglasses.
Hate to be the autistic sperg to say it, but someone did mention that many pages ago. It's surprising more people aren't talking about that though, I think you're right. The scarring seems consistent with the shape and placement of his gay Ray bands.

I think at least one of those black eyes is from a kick while he was down (well i guess it wouldnt be hard to kick the guntlet in the face while standing). Probably the eye with the bandage above the brow.
 
Maybe he will develop a stutter but then become insanely good at scat.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
I'd rather his teeth have gotten chipped so he whistles when he talks
Hate to be the autistic sperg to say it, but someone did mention that many pages ago. It's surprising more people aren't talking about that though, I think you're right. The scarring seems consistent with the shape and placement of his gay Ray bands.

I think at least one of those black eyes is from a kick while he was down (well i guess it wouldnt be hard to kick the guntlet in the face while standing). Probably the eye with the bandage above the brow.
I mentioned earlier in the thread that the mark on his left cheek (right when looking at pic) looks exactly like a heel print, it definitely was made with an object and not a fist at the very least, it's too perfect
 
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If Gator actually knows what he's talking about here (big IF) it would mean Gunt missing both of his CA court dates in Feb. At which point when he tries to explain it I guarantee the Vickers can hand the state copies of his tweets regarding his travel reason stated as "Spite" and his discussions on drugs and underage prostitutes.

If either just hits him with any issues, they in theory could run back to VA and the no contest judge and say he hasn't behaved to unsuspend his sentence.

Piggy may have literally set off all the dominos himself all in the name of trying to felt Andy Warski. Not to mention possible permanent facial damage and a new addiction.
 
When Ralph avoided prison just a few weeks ago, many of us rejoiced, drooling at the thought of what kind of dipshit damage he’d do to himself now that he was so high on his own bullshit and feeling invincible. I don’t think any of us would have predicted that, before the month was out, he’d be nursing a caved in skull, broken eye sockets, broken jaw and utter humiliation in Portugal.

The gunt guarders called our delight a load of “cope.” Who’s coping now, dingbats?

He's A morbidly obese man with a history of heart attack. Extreme drugs that also happen to be cardiopulmonary depressants aren't the best idea.
As someone who has lived in countries with government healthcare, I find your confidence in the competency of Portuguese public doctors kinda cute. Dumb, but cute.
 
I wonder if Ralph checked the box for "heart conditions" in the paperwork hey handed him when he was somewhat lucid.
Doesn't really matter, with or without preexisting heart conditions he'll still get screened and cleared by internist as if he has it but doesn't know about it. They don't just take your word for it, so even if he said he doesn't have heart issues they'll still do routine EEG and what not to estimate his overall risk. I wonder how his coping with no food/drink/smoke prep for the surgery. Also the longer he's under the longer no food/drink post surgery will last. I feel sorry for the nurse that'll be lifting the gunt to stick catheter in.
 
Give me my dumb/autistic ratings but so far we have only heard the severity of the injuries from ralph and his horse wife. Should they be believed? If you look at him, he has some cuts and a bandage over his eye, but that could be just skin deep cuts and perhaps some major bleeding. Could this just be ralph getting more pity? Happy to be proven wrong on this.
 
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If Gator actually knows what he's talking about here (big IF) it would mean Gunt missing both of his CA court dates in Feb. At which point when he tries to explain it I guarantee the Vickers can hand the state copies of his tweets regarding his travel reason stated as "Spite" and his discussions on drugs and underage prostitutes.

If either just hits him with any issues, they in theory could run back to VA and the no contest judge and say he hasn't behaved to unsuspend his sentence.

Piggy may have literally set off all the dominos himself all in the name of trying to felt Andy Warski. Not to mention possible permanent facial damage and a new addiction.
When he went to Portugal-- I don't think coming back at all was part of his plan....

Funny thing is-- fleeing a country to avoid paying child support is actually taken pretty serious. His US passport will be cancelled and he will end up being extradited.
 
At that point you'd end up in the hands of the Japanese cops, and you'd wish you were just getting gang-stomped by club bouncers.
The extent of Japanese police powers would horrify anyone who is even remotely aware of it. Simply being accused of a crime is bad enough to get a conviction in many cases. If Ethan went there he'd probably still be in their interrogation room being tortured until he confesses to being a pedophile or something.
 
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If Gator actually knows what he's talking about here (big IF) it would mean Gunt missing both of his CA court dates in Feb. At which point when he tries to explain it I guarantee the Vickers can hand the state copies of his tweets regarding his travel reason stated as "Spite" and his discussions on drugs and underage prostitutes.

If either just hits him with any issues, they in theory could run back to VA and the no contest judge and say he hasn't behaved to unsuspend his sentence.

Piggy may have literally set off all the dominos himself all in the name of trying to felt Andy Warski. Not to mention possible permanent facial damage and a new addiction.
Someone with better medial knowledge than me; why would a facial fracture prevent you from flying? Unless you are literally bedridden from your injury, I don't see how getting into a plane that then gets pressurized and getting back down affects the physiology in a way that will significantly affect the healing process.
 
Will Ralph try to have the police find the "four" guys that did it? I think I know who did it! It was Andy, PPP, Josh AND Jim! They planned it all on Karen Farms. Josh used his Euro connections to fly them all in, do the deed, and fly out the same night. Terrorist Farms strikes again!
 
Someone with better medial knowledge than me; why would a facial fracture prevent you from flying? Unless you are literally bedridden from your injury, I don't see how getting into a plane that then gets pressurized and getting back down affects the physiology in a way that will significantly affect the healing process.
it won't commercial flights are fine, if he was taking some bootleg ghetto unpressurized cabin flight, it would be different. However he can't blow his nose or snort too much coke for a week or so
 
Someone with better medial knowledge than me; why would a facial fracture prevent you from flying? Unless you are literally bedridden from your injury, I don't see how getting into a plane that then gets pressurized and getting back down affects the physiology in a way that will significantly affect the healing process.
You know how old fuckers can feel the change in barometric pressure before a storm because their bones hurt? Same concept. Reduced barometric pressure and broken bones isn't a great mix because gasses inside the body expand, and even fractions of an inch of movement can be relatively detrimental to recovery. However this is really just better safe than sorry. He realistically will be fine to fly after a couple days.
 
I'm Portuguese, so take this with a pinch of salt, virtue signalling my own country, butthurt, Reditor moment, whatever the fuck.

Ralph was beaten pretty badly and sustained some possible serious injuries. He does have my sympathy for that: no one deserves to be robbed and beaten badly.

Portugal is ranked 3rd as the safest country in the World (as of 2021), whatever that means. I've traveled around the World and have been robbed all around (including Vegas, NY and San Francisco). Granted, I've lived in Lisbon for 20 years and have been robbed there also. But, whatever the location, I've never been mauled the way Ralph was.

Like I said, whatever was is attitude towards it, no one deserves to be robbed and beaten, even if he was drunk. But we know some people can be pretty fucked up, so we need to apply some common sense to the situations that are presented to us. If you're getting jumped by "some guy and his friends" - specially on a foreign country, unarmed, and unless you're fucking Khabib Nurmagomedov, you don't put up a fight.

Ralph, I'm sorry you got robbed and beaten up, no one deserves that, and hope you'll get better ASAP. But next time don't try to pull a Ralph Male attitude towards it. Live to fight another day.
How the hell do you get robbed so frequently? Are you on some kind of "rob this dude, he carries cash and he won't fight back" list?
 
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