🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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QuarantinedCoof on Twitter: ""Ralph you were wrong, it actually works…

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I woke up to a friend who isn't a farmer and never really followed the IBS stuff sending me a picture of the gunt. He said "Look at this goofy fuck that got his ass beat in Portugal, what a fucking retard." When even half-normies are learning of the guntscapades, I think we can call this a true Ralpha Male:tm: Moment.
 
Tiger Jack said:
I'll admit, I do feel pretty ghoulish about laughing at this now knowing that he's going to need reconstructive surgery. I didn't realise how badly he got beaten, I thought he just got a broken nose and lost some teeth.
That being said, whatever Ralph did to earn a beating like that must've been pretty bad. You do not find this sort of trouble unless you go out looking for it.
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I don't feel bad at all. Ralph is one of the biggest assholes the modern internet has created. Sadly I doubt Gunt is smart enough to learn from this and not be such a prick all the time.
 
Garth said:
Not at all. It's hilarious because all of this could have been avoided if he wasn't such a petty, shallow, desperate subhuman.
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That and he probably did think he was above the law and morality, I'm thinking with his stated ability to get drugs and regular prostitutes that he probably was trying to prey on minirs
Manwithn0n0men said:
Also he had the DUI thing? Or was that the wreckless driving thing?

I almost went on the Killstream.....I feel good Ralph forgot he invited me and people convinced me it was a bad idea
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But you could have been doxed and snaked on by now with gunt threatening your family

Oppressed By Corn Flakes said:
Clearly, none of you have ever left your basements. Honestly, this is just general damage. Call me back when he is on life support.
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If you're constantly having your skull smashed to the point of needing reconstructive surgery you're either a shit fighter, an overly angry short lan trying to compensate way too hard in too many fights, or I feel fucking bad that your life is comparable to living in a fucking death world.
 
Jersh tried to deboonk Jim's superchat last night, turns out even Jim can't ignore this kind of idiocy. Jim really did pay Flam $10 to dunk on Ralph.
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He's really enjoying this.
 
Kramer on the phone said:
being beaten so hard you need surgery to fix your eyes, his face will be permanently different, as will how he speaks. his best friend and father figure both turned on him. if May had any brains she'd change the locks, abort the kid and then start a channel leaking everything she can from Ethan's computer. he's literally going to be stuck in a Portuguese hospital for a week.
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She'd better get started. I don't see Ralph getting out of this one very easily.
 
Ruin said:
I don't feel bad at all. Ralph is one of the biggest assholes the modern internet has created. Sadly I doubt Gunt is smart enough to learn from this and not be such a prick all the time.
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That’s exactly why nobody should feel bad. He is that headstrong, where any sort of help is thrown out if the trash the second it’s said. He’ll never learn from his mistakes so he gets what he gets.
 
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "They are NOT stingy with painkillers here in…

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It is a shame the RalphaHorse will be born to a father who will still be slurring and constantly hangry for Oxyberries due to their father's injuries from their trip to Lisbon. I think Ralph was even going sober for a while, replacing his substance & drinking abuse with gambling and extra nicotine.

Hopefully Pantsu won't be kicked and punched too much as the cravings become unbearable. Also in case Ralph reads this, don't hit the stomach or Andy Warski won't be the only person with an abortion to their name.
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Question: stingy as in "they're not charging much for the painkillers" or stingy as in "these Portuguese doctors are doping me the fuck up"? One's a good sign for his finances, the other is a terrible sign for his health.
 
Near said:
Abandoned by Dick, abandoned by Jim, even Gaydur's having enough. At this point it's gonna stay a 1v4 forever, Ralph.
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While all of that may be true, what is also true is that Russell Greer can finally end his search for a Las Vegas wingman.

One door slams shut, breaking your orbital bone and knocking out several of your teeth in the process, but another door opens.

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This is all moving at a speed much faster than I thought it would. I wasn't expecting to log in and see that he got his face rearranged by some Portuguese individuals.
 
I feel like if this was a cut-and-dry cultural enrichment by migrant muggers Ralph would be having an Anthony Cumia level racial meltdown on Twitter. He's not hesitant to say that sort of shit on Twitter, and he would definitely seek out sympathy and clout from others on the right by raging about being a victim of the collapsing West. I guess he could just be too fucked up to Tweet more than once a day, but I still think he'd be saying more if it was something that simple.
 
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