🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
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This was going to happen eventually. For someone in very poor physical condition Gunt is ridiculously abrasive and aggressive. Eventually someone was not going to take his shit.
 
instythot said:
Gator, you have a week. Take this golden opportunity to reboot the Killstream on youtube without Ralph, but with appearances from Jim, warski and flamenco who will still return your messages
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A week? Good chance that jaw is wired shut. Hard to imagine his face looking that bad and needing orbital socket surgery without a badly broken jaw as well.
 
Abandoned by Dick, abandoned by Jim, even Gaydur's having enough. At this point it's gonna stay a 1v4 forever, Ralph.
 
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LiquidKid said:
NO!!! They got the Murse! Not the murse! That was the source of all his power!

Seriously though, I’m gonna miss being able to mock him for it. The murse Sagawas my favorite side arc for Ralph
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Knowing the Gunt, he'll spend more money he doesn't have on a new, more expensive one and brag it up.
 
Best part is, he's never gonna outlive this.

From now on, whenever he starts shit-talking someone, they can just reply: "Remember that time you shit-talked someone else and got your fuck kicked in? Kiwi Pepperidge Farms remembers."
 
When I first saw the featured post, I asked myself, "Why even post this pic of your battered, bruised face and post a story where you admit to getting your ass kicked in Portugal, a place you took a trip to to spite someone? Wouldn't it make more sense to just keep everything on the downlow, recover in the hospital, text May about what happened, and then fly back and take a break until you get better? Might this be the manifestation of Ethan's subconcious humiliation fetish?"

But then I realized, this is Ethan Ralph. Logic doesn't apply to him.

Logically, he shouldn't have even pulled this gay ass stunt in the first place. But if Ralph wasn't this much of a stupid fucking wigger, this subforum wouldn't exist. This also might just be the manifestation of his subconcious humiliation fetish.
TV's Adam West said:
Warski better be rubbing this in his face at every fucking chance.
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Anyone Ralph tries to beef with is going to rub this shit in his face relentlessly. Any time he tries to act tough or threaten to fight someone IRL, they'll always bring up the fact that he got his ass beat, skull shattered, teeth knocked out and his little faggy man purse jacked in Portugal like a fucking sissy.
 
MuuMuu Bunnylips said:
Best part is, he's never gonna outlive this.

From now on, whenever he starts shit-talking someone, they can just reply: "Remember that tine you shit-talked someone else and got your fuck kicked in? Kiwi Pepperidge Farms remembers."
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There's a lot of things he can't live down. It's just that he still thinks he is winning.
 
LiquidKid said:
NO!!! They got the Murse! Not the murse! That was the source of all his power!

Seriously though, I’m gonna miss being able to mock him for it. The murse Sagawas my favorite side arc for Ralph
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Dont worry
He will buy another one soon to own the hayders making fun of him for getting it taken, with a line like "I make so much money I can buy two $3000 man purses!"
 
Steely Dan said:
That's surprising that he needs orbital surgery, his eyes didn't look that fucked up to me beyond them being really bloodshot and his cheeks swollen like plumbs. If he was going to need surgery, I would have bet it'd be on his maxilla (upper jaw)/teeth.
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He has cushings disease and has never done any sort of physical activity in his entire life. People like him and boogie are basically glass waiting to be shattered. Brittle as fuck. Cushings disease causes massive amount of weakness in the shoulders, face legs and arms.
 
Neil said:
When I first saw the featured post, I asked myself, "Why even post this pic of your battered, bruised face and post a story where you admit to getting your ass kicked in Portugal, a place you took a trip to to spite someone? Wouldn't it make more sense to just keep everything on the downlow, recover in the hospital, text May about what happened, and then fly back and take a break until you get better? Might this be the manifestation of Ethan's subconcious humiliation fetish?"

But then I realized, this is Ethan Ralph. Logic doesn't apply to him.

Logically, he shouldn't have even pulled this gay ass stunt in the first place. But if Ralph wasn't this much of a stupid fucking wigger, this subforum wouldn't exist. This also might just be the manifestation of his subconcious humiliation fetish.

Anyone Ralph tries to beef with is going to rub this shit in his face relentlessly. Any time he tries to act tough or threaten to fight someone IRL, they'll always bring up the fact that he got his ass beat, skull shattered, teeth knocked out and his little faggy man purse jacked in Portugal like a fucking sissy.
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He's got to get out in front of the aylawg narrative. That is always priority one. Secondly, posting this is for pity points. He hopes he can score off the dregs that still give this fat fuck money.
 
Garth said:
Knowing the Gunt, he'll spend more money he doesn't have on a new, more expensive one and brag it up.
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Can anyone calculate how badly this is going to fuck him from a financial standpoint?
He got travel insurance, but what exactly does that cover? The kind of surgery he needs is expensive as fuck, and he just extended his stay in Portugal by a month to six weeks because he can't fly with a healing orbital fracture. This is going to cost him a fuckton of money. But how much? Can anyone provide any reasonable estimates?
 
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