🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Weird Ages said:
That would explain how he managed to chase after him without having a heart attack..
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Imagine being a Portuguese person just having a nice smoke and then you see two hamplanets waddling at their top speed, which is slower than most people walk, one of them yelling that their purse was stolen. That's when you know you just have to sell your house and move, because you're now in wigger country.
 
New Killstream merch

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free_protons4u said:
sadntrad tweeted he was getting surgery this morning. No updates in 2 hours so maybe he's dead. LOL
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Sam Losco said:
Meigh said he's getting surgery on Twitter.
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Then I reiterate my position that this was not a mugging, this was Ethan Ralph being himself in public and finding out how that goes over. Note finding out rather than learning. He won't learn shit from this
 
Every stream is gonna be a pillstream now

It was going go be like that eventually, but thank you to some based Moors or gypsies or North Africans or Portuguese or whoever the hell it was for accelerating the process
 
It's not even February and at least three top-tier things have landed on the plate.

2022 is gonna be awesome.
 
Telemeter said:
Four, actually.

  1. Las Vegas heart attack.
  2. Car crash.
  3. Getting stuck on a back road and nearly freezing to death.
  4. The Lisbon Guntlet.
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Also he had the DUI thing? Or was that the wreckless driving thing?

I almost went on the Killstream.....I feel good Ralph forgot he invited me and people convinced me it was a bad idea
 
Oppressed By Corn Flakes said:
I dunno, this looks like just regular fight damage. I don't get all the pearl clutching.
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Bitch what are you on about when is the last time you literally needed facial reconstructive surgery because your skull was literally shattered? There are MMA people who get kicked in the face all day as a job who don't have that shit happen.
 
Banks Davenport said:
So he needs to recover from the orbital surgery for a week, but will he need to wait even longer before getting on an airplane? I know you can't fly on a plane without any kind of broken nose or orbital issue because you could die.
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Correct.

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TakeSoma said:
Ralph was beaten pretty badly and sustained some possible serious injuries. He does have my sympathy for that: no one deserves to be robbed and beaten badly.
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I dunno, I think if anyone deserves to get beaten it's probably Ralph. He's had a good long run of doing atrociously scummy things without ever facing real, tangible consequences. This seems like fairly clear cut karma to me.
 
Telemeter said:
Five, actually.

  1. Las Vegas heart attack.
  2. Car crash.
  3. Getting stuck on a back road and nearly freezing to death.
  4. Becoming a convicted sex offender.
  5. The Lisbon Guntlet.
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Gee, it's almost like God is pointing straight at you and saying, "Hey. You better stop fucking around RIGHT NOW."
 
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