🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Ralph got his ass whooped for talking shit this nigga knows he can't run he waddles and not fast enough to catch anyone
 
Random Internet Person said:
Well, if Chris Chan can send letter s from prison and it can get posted here, anything is possible.

Honestly, you don't need knowledge of Europe or a person who's from there to know about this shit. This also applies to America as well. You can learn about that through basic online research without leaving yourt house!
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But then how could Ralph get Meth and bang a 14-year-old trans sex worker?
 
Yeah, he didn't fight four dudes, chances are he got drunk and aproached the wrong morrocan asking for something illegal .

You really gotta try to be the one anglo tourist not even iberians will tolerate.
 
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Disrespected Pronouns said:
He clearly got fucking rocked and is probably lucky to not be in the harbor somewhere, which isn't something that being a asshole on
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i was thinking that too, people die a lot of the time from being beat too hard and for how much ralph was probably running his mouth he’s extremely lucky. even more so considering all of his health issues if only he was that lucky in vegas

dudes legit gonna have ptsd from this even if he tries to pretend he doesn’t. i’m just so curious how much shit he’ll talk going forward and threatening figthts. every time ralph tries to be tough online he will be bombarded with the pic of the fat L he took in portugal. if he had any sense in his head he wouldn’t even mention what happened. he could’ve just claimed he wanted to actually enjoy his vacation or just uploaded pics from previous days. but no he’s retarded
 
All of this "What happened?" theorizing is beyond inane. If there was ever a situation to apply Occam's Razor, then this is it. A rotund, bleeting loudmouth pissed off the wrong person at the wrong time and got his ass beat. Whether or not said person truly came in numbers or a skin tone amenable to grifting his audience is irrelevant. When your livelihood consists of baiting horrible people to support your decrepitude, more layers to the onion are more than welcome. Let's just enjoy that face for what it is.
 
Herpes Complex said:
Have to call bullshit on this one. No tourist gets non-emergency surgery overseas without travel insurance.
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Turns out the EU requires it for a visa:
  • a travel medical insurance covering emergency medical, hospitalisation and repatriation (including in case of death). The minimum cover should be of 30.000 EUR. This insurance must be valid for the entire Schengen area and throughout the duration of the stay.

ec.europa.eu

Required documents

Learn which documents are required to apply for the Schengen visa.
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Sammich said:
His mouth looks sort of sunken in, i bet he got a few teeth knocked/kicked out..
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I was wondering if Guntman wears falsies, because that's rather how my grandfather used to look when he had his plates out. He either lost some teeth or he had a plate cracked in his pimpslapping.
 
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