🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Ralph has spoken of how he got mugged by his marijuana dealer one time(not as badly as this obviously), and I suspect he got this arse whoopin' trying to score drugs.

What's hard to tell is if Ralph was acting up before the beatdown, or if local drug dealer he had approached, just took advantage of the situation, to relieve the Gunted One of his purse.
 
Wow that was fast. Honestly, I expected him to be the one inciting violence, but I guess he couldn't help giving away he was a much dumber tourist than usual.
 
SargonF00t said:
Ralph has spoken of how he got mugged by his marijuana dealer one time(not as badly as this obviously), and I suspect he got this arse whoopin' trying to score drugs.

What's hard to tell is if Ralph was acting up before the beatdown, or if local drug dealer he had approached, just took advantage of the situation, to relieve the Gunted One of his purse.
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Why not all of the above?

This is the ultimate Ralphamale we are talking about
 
No one is questioning the fact that the gunt chased a dude?

My experience with being mugged is pretty limited, but all I've seen are snatch and grabs where the guys fucking gone. How the hell did Ethan keep up?
 
While I know doing some fucked up shit to a hooker and getting beat is most likely, in my heart I want him rolling down the streets of Lisbon.

Its actually a lot more plausible than it might seem at first glance. Ralph has no real control over his liquor consumption normally, and he is there without anyone to hold him back. Pilled up and wasted Ralph could conceivably trip on a steep hill - then lacking any sort of reaction time or balance just continues rolling down that 45 degree slope.
 
MySonDavid said:
I have both a confession and an apology to make. In the revenge porn case thread I chastised people for saying they are glad Ralph wasn't going to jail for his crime because they didn't want to miss out on funny. I called it a cope and expressed the belief that him going to jail was actually the funniest thing that could happen to him. I was wrong and I apologize. You guys were right. If Ethan went to jail we would have missed out on this. I cannot believe what a shit show this hogs life has become. It's still fucking January...
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Well, if Chris Chan can send letter s from prison and it can get posted here, anything is possible.
Insanely Retarded said:
I've never been to Portugal but based on other big European cities:
  • If Ralph had kept to the "tourist" part of town this never would have happened
  • Ralph must have gone into the bad part of town
  • Ralph must have been trying to do something illegal
  • It was likely either drugs, or prostitution and since both those things are "legal" in Portugal, he must have been doing something really bad
  • I would guess that he managed to create the situation for himself by not shutting up or acting like a complete retard like he usually does, however, remembering the clip from his "stop the steal" stream with Pey where he is completely terrified of some men that hit on Pey, I doubt he would actually confront anyone dangerous, so I'm really curious about what he did
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Honestly, you don't need knowledge of Europe or a person who's from there to know about this shit. This also applies to America as well. You can learn about that through basic online research without leaving yourt house!
 
I literally didn't believe that it was real. It's too dramatic and stupid to be real. But by God, he managed to surpass my expectations. It's kinda incredible. How is this dude a real person?
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
They really did, or broke his dentures. Boy lost his false teef

Gunt won’t be able to eat until he pays for new dentures in Richmond. What a sexy beast Pantsu has on her hands.
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Hey, look on the bright side. Ethan now has a new income stream providing gummers at road rage events
 
Fields Of Rye said:
No one is questioning the fact that the gunt chased a dude?

My experience with being mugged is pretty limited, but all I've seen are snatch and grabs where the guys fucking gone. How the hell did Ethan keep up?
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Bro are you even reading the thread? Literally everyone is questioning Ralph doing any form of chasing. The idea this fat piggy is capable of running is one of the most comical things in this entire shitshow.
 
I'm starting to think what actually went down:
He got really retardedly drunk or high or both, lost the man purse he was so proud of, and face planted into a wall or fell down a hill.

Him blaming it on getting mugged by 4 muslims is just saving face.
 
Fields Of Rye said:
No one is questioning the fact that the gunt chased a dude?

My experience with being mugged is pretty limited, but all I've seen are snatch and grabs where the guys fucking gone. How the hell did Ethan keep up?
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Bud, there's like 40 pages questioning Ethan Ralph running and/or chasing already
 
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