🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
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Yep, the guy with the fedora and a f-f-fanny pack. Both eyes. Alright.
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Sam Losco said:
There is no fucking way he didn't cause this by being a fucking wigger. Even if you believe his story, he did since he claims he chased after the guy. I mean, big fucking X on him chasing anyone, but if he did, it was because of his wigger pride.
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Part of it could be that he has a "flashy" purse where he was probably talking about his money instead of just keeping his wallet in his pocket like a normal person. Though I'm still betting it was because of him trying to get an underaged prostitute.

Even just being stumbling drunk won't get much looks as that's not super uncommon out there for randos to be doing.
 
Ralph obviously didn't learn the basics of self defense

I DON'T KNOW YOU THATS MY PURSE

also "I fought well beyond the limits of a normal human" or whatever, no you didn't you pig, you got exhausted because you're fat as shit.

I love it, Ralph flew to portugal to eat a burger king and get his ass beat.
 
Ralph's Plan to own Warski:

>Wants to go to Portugal with Dick
>threatens to rape Andy's sister.
>He goes in the offseason
>Andy doesn't care because he has been to Portugal more times than Ralph will ever go in his life
>Dick bails
>Andy Told his sister to shoot him if she ever sees him
>Can't get into anywhere except for Burger King and Tourist Traps
>Gets robbed and beaten the shit out of
>YOU ARE HERE
 
Sheryl Nome said:
Ralph obviously didn't learn the basics of self defense

I DON'T KNOW YOU THATS MY PURSE

also "I fought well beyond the limits of a normal human" or whatever, no you didn't you pig, you got exhausted because you're fat as shit.

I love it, Ralph flew to portugal to eat a burger king and get his ass beat.
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When Ralph looks in the mirror, all he see's is Goku. Not the blob that we all know and love.
 
I was in Lisbon a few weeks ago. Nice place, provided that you never relax.

Also, the bars there are cheap as fuck. There is absolutely no need to go for a night out with more than 30 Euros on you. You’ll still have change from that.
 
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Rising to his feet, the bruised and bloodied Ralphamale plunges his hands into his man-purse, searching for his euros. After a minute of searching, he feels his stomach drop as his hands find no euros, only felt.
 
Tom Myers said:
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THEY GOT THE MANPURSE:
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meh i prefer it when something immediately karmic tailor made to whatever boasts or goal he had in mind strikes him in the ass, ie grooming a teen to be proven a ladys man only to expose his micro peen and emasculating mode of "sex" via pushing his gunt out the way or trying to intimidate riley into not calling him short only to look both short and fat and bitchmade. or bragging jim last appeared on his show only to be cucked by flamenco and gaytor and having him help bury him in his own tonka blow off stream. his angry outbursts to me are better than just seeing him beaten down and miserable, generally i like my cows to have a back and forth.

ill laugh when its exposed he tried to mug them or tried to taunt a homeless man with his bk swag or some shit that somehow makes him less justified or likeable than a Portuguese street thug in this instance. Dont think its wrong to laugh at him he probably deserves it he just needs to film these things so i can get a proper laugh myself.
Yaito-Chan said:
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I always like seeing Ralph threads on /pol/
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that guy raises a good point, ralph if you tried to pursue a robber and arent bsing DO NOT DO THAT that is how naive people get gunned down in gutters or gutted. the fact hes forced to wear a mask is hilarious still though.

lol i was actually a bit concerned but my friend saw his beaten face and just said "yeah that guys definitely 5'1"

edited to make clear i dont condemn or think its immoral to laugh at him for this.
 
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