Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I don't know how I feel about that, on one hand people need to live somewhere but it looks like it could be a breading ground for some really depraved and dangerous stuff by having so many sex offenders in such close proximity to each other. I know that was filmed in 2013 but I have to wonder if or how they monitor internet activity if they are allowed to have access to the internet at all all's it would take is one of them getting a cheap smart phone and a PAYG sim and they are online and have access to the internet that they can't monitor.
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Sex Offenders are this weird attitude America (and a couple other English-speaking countries) takes that for this one class of criminal we must punish them eternally, and punish them in weird ways, while creating a legal fiction that it's "not punishment".

Beat a stranger within an inch of their life (or even kill them) and you will probably get out someday and can live your life again, albeit with your record making it hard to get a job. Instead, randomly dickslap that same stranger once, causing no physical damage, and you've got an effective life sentence of restrictions that normal human beings would find incredibly difficult to live with.

Aegeus said:
Bob's position would have been taken by an H1B visa engineer who would be imported and forced to work 120 hours a week for something like five dollars an hour. Remember, salaried workers don't get paid overtime or by the hour, so the 30K salary they make is divided by 120*52=6240 hours a year = 4.8 USD an hour). God bless America!
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Quick correction: You are right about how H1Bs are abused, but they all make above the national median. H1Bs must be paid at least $60,000/yr regardless of their position, and they also must make the "customary" amount for their job description. In practice employers will pay them at the low end of salary estimates while having them work in high-cost-of-living areas.

H1Bs are not vastly cheaper than American workers -- some of the cost savings in the lowballed salary are lost to the legal overhead, but they are *compliant* since their employer can send them back, thus they are more likely to accept the large amounts of overtime you mentioned.
CHIEEEEEEEEEEELLS said:
No, since he thought there is a way to delete something from the internet. It has nothing to do with culture.
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It used to be somewhat possible to delete stuff off the Internet. Once upon a time there were no cacheing search engines. There was no Internet Archive. There was no web. Someone *might* save what you posted but there was no easy way to access it unless someone constantly posted and reposted it to Usenet. Really important stuff would be saved on an ftp server but it would have to be something someone specifically wanted to save in order to waste all that storage.

There were no searchable Usenet archives until dejanews. Disk space was *expensive*, so even if you posted something to a distributed system like Usenet, the servers would delete their copies after a certain amount of time. The early internet was very ephemeral. Dejanews changed all that (and later when Google got ahold of some fragmented pre-Dejanews archives). Even then, if you uploaded some larger file like an image or something, the archives of the time were coded to excise uuencoded binary data to save disk space.
 

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Some Badger said:
only time will tell if he pisses off the absolute wrong one.
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A storm rolls in as night falls and Chris is relocated to a new cell in A-Block with a man who looks like this.

After a brief physical confrontation, Chris is forced to take the bottom bunk. In protest Chris releases tension in his sphincter. For forty seven grueling seconds, the inmates trying to sleep in A-Block are subjected to the horrifying sound of Chris's ass cheeks flapping in the wind. Like the rolling thunder out side, the flatulent chorus echoes and attenuates off of the concrete walls of A-Block; waking those asleep and enraging those still awake.

In his mind, Chris compares this to the Pokémon 'Koffing' using it's 'Neutralizing Stench' move. "it's super effective," he thinks to himself as he listens to dozens of enraged blockmates yell at him for wakening them up with his nasty farting ass.

Chris cellmate is found the next morning wearing Chris's face as an example to other inmates who try shit in his bed.
 
Since most apartments run a criminal background and credit check on applicants prior to a lease offer (ironically enough it's easier to get a 99-year lease on a house in China than a 1-year lease on an apartment in the US these days) I think Chris might have to either live in a vehicle or use orbiter pity-bux to rent out motel rooms (which is not uncommon for sex offenders- to the best of my knowledge). I don't think Chris is self-aware enough to try to go to a shelter of any kind.

Quite frankly I think if he tries to stay in Ruckersville he might be in serious physical danger from pissed-off locals not wanting a pariah around. I can see him going somewhere like rural Appalachia because it's not too far away.
 
Now that he is in serious legal shit, what are the chances a judge can restrict him from using the internet or phone?

Chris didn't commit a crime through the internet (that is debatable with some of his shit) but I think it is obvious to all the internet led to this fucking train wreck of a human. He probably would just be a POS of shit living in his hick town surrounded by toys, occasionally getting arrested for chimping out or harassment, but I doubt he would have spiralled into the circus he is today.

Any judge worth his salt would just type his name into Google and find the fucking archive of sadness and depravity. Hell, a shrink would probably come to the same conclusion if had a talk with the crazy fuck. I have enjoyed watching his crazy shit over the years but I think it would be beneficial if someone tried to cut him off from the trolls. Granted, he would probably ignore the order but it's only answer I can see.
 
Nigger Jim said:
what are the chances a judge can restrict him from using the internet or phone?
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Zero, since now you can't go far enough without the internet. Even sex offenders aren't restricted fully.

Nigger Jim said:
He probably would just be a POS of shit living in his hick town surrounded by toys, occasionally getting arrested for chimping out or harassment, but I doubt he would have spiralled into the circus he is today.
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Good luck with that thinking. Chris was already drinking his own cum, half-living in a fantasy world and having the idea of a conspiracy against him by the time internet discovered him. If he was left boiling in his filth for another decade, he wouldn't be exactly what he is now, but he would be as deprived. Hell, if Barb was his only female contact, he would've probably fucked her earlier.
 
Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Zero, since now you can't go far enough without the internet. Even sex offenders aren't restricted fully.
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I don’t know if that is exactl;y true. Courts can completely restrict sex offenders . It may be different across the states but it is possible and can be monitored, and you know people will report his ass for posting more videos, e-begging, or whatever shit he gets up too. Yes, it is impossible to stop people from accessing it, seeing how widespread public Wi-Fi is, but they can still make the condition. Hell, there are cars everywhere and people get banned from driving or have booze detecting devices installed. Sure it’s hard to enforce but they still do.

If there ever was a case for cutting someone off completely and monitoring them this is it.
 
For Chris to be sentenced 15 years and get out in 10 on good behavior hinges on exactly that, good behavior that Chris simply is not capable of. Chris would have more years added on his sentence for all kinds of infractions and altercations. Chris will not survive prison. It is going to be a death sentence.

Nigger Jim said:
I don’t know if that is exactl;y true. Courts can completely restrict sex offenders . It may be different across the states but it is possible and can be monitored, and you know people will report his ass for posting more videos, e-begging, or whatever shit he gets up too. Yes, it is impossible to stop people from accessing it, seeing how widespread public Wi-Fi is, but they can still make the condition. Hell, there are cars everywhere and people get banned from driving or have booze detecting devices installed. Sure it’s hard to enforce but they still do.

If there ever was a case for cutting someone off completely and monitoring them this is it.
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Given the fact the crime was the rape of a woman with Extreme Dementia, Chris will have to register as a Tier III Offender.
 
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Governor Rocknar said:

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Given the fact the crime was the rape of a woman with Extreme Dementia, Chris will have to register as a Tier III Offender.
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I'd like to agree but I don't see him getting the book thrown at him. His being tarded' will factor in and a shrink will interview him -- imagine the findings of that.

Also are you sure it's a Tier 3? They booked him on incest, even that was iffy with it being a mother and son (fucking Virginia). I'm no lawfag but I don't see the justice system working out on this one
 
Nigger Jim said:
I'd like to agree but I don't see him getting the book thrown at him. His being tarded' will factor in and a shrink will interview him -- imagine the findings of that.

Also are you sure it's a Tier 3? They booked him on incest, even that was iffy with it being a mother and son (fucking Virginia). I'm no lawfag but I don't see the justice system working out on this one
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Any hopes for the "but I'm 'TARDED!" defense ended yesterday when Terry McAuliffe lost the Virginia Governor's Election. ;)
 
Governor Rocknar said:
For Chris to be sentenced 15 years and get out in 10 on good behavior hinges on exactly that, good behavior that Chris simply is not capable of. Chris would have more years added on his sentence for all kinds of infractions and altercations. Chris will not survive prison. It is going to be a death sentence.
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Or he’ll sullenly behave and bitch about it in writing while shuffling along being just good enough to not get punished. He’s not the sprightly maniac he used to be.
 
Ophelia said:
Or he’ll sullenly behave and bitch about it in writing while shuffling along being just good enough to not get punished. He’s not the sprightly maniac he used to be.
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True but he can only suppress that ego for so long. His "noisy neighbors" already piss him off - how long until he starts yelling at them like a caged barking dog? Or if he keeps funneling his ego into the christ delusion, it's only a matter of time before he inserts himself into a dangerous situation to play peacemaker.

Blarms, G5, Snyder - he seethes in his safe place until it bubbles to the surface in an explosion of exceptionalism.
 
HeilDave said:
True but he can only suppress that ego for so long. His "noisy neighbors" already piss him off - how long until he starts yelling at them like a caged barking dog? Or if he keeps funneling his ego into the christ delusion, it's only a matter of time before he inserts himself into a dangerous situation to play peacemaker.

Blarms, G5, Snyder - he seethes in his safe place until it bubbles to the surface in an explosion of exceptionalism.
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His laziness and desire for comfort battle his rage and sense of entitlement. You’re probably right.
 
Governor Rocknar said:
Any hopes for the "but I'm 'TARDED!" defense ended yesterday when Terry McAuliffe lost the Virginia Governor's Election. ;)
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The governor has fuck all influence on Chris' situation. The laws might change with a change in legislature sending new bills to be signed into law by the new governor, but Chris will be prosecuted under the laws that were in effect at the time of the crime.

In terms of the actual prosecution process, the governor basically has zero influence except in cases where he works with the legislature to appoint a special prosecutor, which is not going to happen in the case of a relatively boring crime like incest.

The election of Miyares as Attorney General is more relevant, since he could act directly in prosecuting Chris, but he won't because that would be fucking stupid and it's not the AG's job to deal with individual criminal cases of little import to the state at large.

This is basically all up to the Greene County prosecutor and the judges who are already appointed there and will be there for the foreseeable future. The only role the governor could possibly play in Chris' situation would be issuing a pardon, but it's not like McAuliffe would have done that anyway, so nothing has changed.
 
I'm not gonna speculate any of the legal stuff or what Chris' sentence may be in jail. I'm not a lawyer nor have I been in jail. The only thing I am sure of is that if he gets sentenced and is locked up, he'll have commissary sent to him by weens. He'll be the honeybun king.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
The governor has fuck all influence on Chris' situation. The laws might change with a change in legislature sending new bills to be signed into law by the new governor, but Chris will be prosecuted under the laws that were in effect at the time of the crime.

In terms of the actual prosecution process, the governor basically has zero influence except in cases where he works with the legislature to appoint a special prosecutor, which is not going to happen in the case of a relatively boring crime like incest.

The election of Miyares as Attorney General is more relevant, since he could act directly in prosecuting Chris, but he won't because that would be fucking stupid and it's not the AG's job to deal with individual criminal cases of little import to the state at large.

This is basically all up to the Greene County prosecutor and the judges who are already appointed there and will be there for the foreseeable future. The only role the governor could possibly play in Chris' situation would be issuing a pardon, but it's not like McAuliffe would have done that anyway, so nothing has changed.
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I think what @Governor Rocknar means is that the way the people of Virginia vote means that any jury is gonna want to punish Chris as harshly as possible.
 
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