Featured on Feb 13, 2026 by Null: Chibi Reviews (not Adam White, the other one) has "lost everything".
"i lost everything"
Description:
My summary:
He found out his wife was cheating on him with his best friend of 10 years, this cheating went on for years. Despite this, his wife was the one to end the relationship. He nearly drank himself to near death near a pond in the middle of no where, but a friend called A wellness check on him and Chibi was hospitalized. He lost his friend group because they didn't really care about his friend cucking him, so he cut them off.
Made a little highlight reel of the video + some of his tweets that are fitting.
Featured on Feb 10, 2026 by Null: iDubbbz is now a VTuber.
Clips from Ian's recent stream (February 9th 2026)
I really have no idea what to even make of this. Ian now apparently wants to be a dragon v-tuber or something? He had this dragon avatar on for the entire stream (or whatever its supposed to be called). Is his plan to be so unbelievably cringe that it genuinely isn't watchable anymore? I tried going through this and I just can't. This is pure garbage. None of this is edited by the way. This is his actual stream.
This has already been posted on r/imisstheoldidubbbz but I might as well clip it here. Here's Ian very meekly singing along to The Reason by Hoobastank. I clipped the full song for the full experience. He starts singing at 01:10.
Here's him begging for subs as the dragon mascot or whatever its supposed to be called.
And of course he has to sperg at Ethan Klein while doing the dumb dragon voice.
Featured on Feb 9, 2026 by Null: Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access starting in March.
Discord announced on Monday that it’s rolling out age verification on its platform globally starting next month, when it will automatically set all users’ accounts to a “teen-appropriate” experience unless they demonstrate that they’re adults.
Users who aren’t verified as adults will not be able to access age-restricted servers and channels, won’t be able to speak in Discord’s livestream-like “stage” channels, and will see content filters for any content Discord detects as graphic or sensitive. They will also get warning prompts for friend requests from potentially unfamiliar users, and DMs from unfamiliar users will be automatically filtered into a separate inbox.
Direct messages and servers that are not age-restricted will continue to function normally, but users won’t be able to send messages or view content in an age-restricted server until they complete the age check process, even if it’s a server they were part of before age verification rolled out. Savannah Badalich, Discord’s global head of product policy, said in an interview with The Verge that those servers will be “obfuscated” with a black screen until the user verifies they’re an adult. Users also won’t be able to join any new age-restricted servers without verifying their age.
Discord’s global age verification launch is part of a wave of similar moves at other online platforms, driven by an international legal push for age checks and stronger child safety measures. This is not the first time Discord has implemented some form of age verification, either. It initially rolled out age checks for users in the UK and Australia last year, which some users figured out how to circumvent using Death Stranding’s photo mode. Badalich says Discord “immediately fixed it after a week,” but expects users will continue finding creative ways to try getting around the age checks, adding that Discord will “try to bug bash as much as we possibly can.”
It’s not just teens trying to cheat the system who might attempt to dodge age checks. Adult users could avoid verifying, as well, due to concerns around data privacy, particularly if they don’t want to use an ID to verify their age. In October, one of Discord’s former third-party vendors suffered a data breach that exposed users’ age verification data, including images of government IDs.
A government ID might still be required for age verification in its global rollout. According to Discord, to remove the new “teen-by-default” changes and limitations, “users can choose to use facial age estimation or submit a form of identification to [Discord’s] vendor partners, with more options coming in the future.”
The first option uses AI to analyze a user’s video selfie, which Discord says never leaves the user’s device. If the age group estimate (teen or adult) from the selfie is incorrect, users can appeal it or verify with a photo of an identity document instead. That document will be verified by a third party vendor, but Discord says the images of those documents “are deleted quickly — in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.”
Badalich also says after the October data breach, Discord “immediately stopped doing any sort of age verification flows with that vendor” and is now using a different third-party vendor. She adds that, “We’re not doing biometric scanning [or] facial recognition. We’re doing facial estimation. The ID is immediately deleted. We do not keep any information around like your name, the city that you live in, if you used a birth certificate or something else, any of that information.”
However, some users may not have to go through either form of age verification. Discord is also rolling out an age inference model that analyzes metadata like the types of games a user plays, their activity on Discord, and behavioral signals like signs of working hours or the amount of time they spend on Discord.
“If we have a high confidence that they are an adult, they will not have to go through the other age verification flows,” Badalich says.
“A majority of people are not going to see a change in their experience.”
She goes on to explain that the addition of age assurance will mainly impact adult content: “A majority of people on Discord are not necessarily looking at explicit or graphic content. When we say that, we’re really talking about things that are truly adult content [and] age inappropriate for a teen. So, the way that it will work is a majority of people are not going to see a change in their experience.”
Even so, there’s still a risk that some users will leave Discord as a result of the age verification rollout. “We do expect that there will be some sort of hit there, and we are incorporating that into what our planning looks like,” Badalich says. “We’ll find other ways to bring users back.”
Featured on Feb 8, 2026 by Trombonista: The Seattle Seahawks have won Super Bowl 60, preventing the New England Patriots from getting a record 7th ring and sparing us all from Patriots fan insufferability.
Featured on Feb 5, 2026 by Null: Elijah Schaffer has lost his mind.
Elijah Schaffer is an American political commenter and former reporter whose career has been defined not by his journalistic ethos, but rather by his abrasive personality, hypersexuality, and substance-induced misbehavior. While outwardly pretending to be a totally heterosexual, trad-ish guy, Schaffer is anything but, and his life has come crashing down in early 2026 after his wife left him and took the kids. What was the straw that broke the camel's back? Was it the affair with his younger employee? Was it the drunken behavior and reported drug use, which had already cost him his show at Glenn Beck's BlazeTV? Was it his obsession with bottoming? We don't know yet, but at the rate new revelations are coming to light, we'll surely find out soon.
"Once you cum, you come to your senses."
During his nearly decade-long career in the right-wing influencer sphere, Schaffer has touched tips crossed paths with many of the other big names on the right. While many of these interactions have been friendly, others, such as the feud between Schaffer and Lolcow Emeritus Ethan Ralph, have not. Before we get into the trainwreck Schaffer is today, it's time for his origin story.
Elijah's Beginnings
Elijah Schaffer was born to Moreso and Maureen Schaffer on April 15, 1993 in Los Angeles. Schaffer graduated from Azusa Pacific University, a Christian college, in 2017 with a degree in molecular biology. The following year, he began his podcasting career discussing matters of politics and biology, which he decided to pursue full-time after a threat was called in to a local high school and attributed to his podcast. He claimed this made him feel as though his podcast was impactful and worth pursuing:
And by the third episode of my show, somebody called in a fake gun crime threat to a local high school and claimed that my show was planning on shooting up a local high school where police responded and came to my work, spoke to my supervisor and I realized that the show had potential that it could go places because we did not call them a threat.
Originally citing Ben Shapiro as an inspiration for getting into political content, Schaffer's material shifted away from long-form debate podcasts toward man-on-the-street interviews and gained traction in 2019 and 2020. His reporting of left-wing activist violence drew the attention of big names on the right, and he was considered a contributor to BlazeTV as of 2019. He attributed his rise to being noticed and his content shared by big names such as Alex Jones and Gavin McInnes.
Schaffer got married to his wife, Kezia, in January 2020. The couple had two children and their social media presence suggested a happy family life.
In 2020, Schaffer was hired by BlazeTV to continue his on-the-ground journalistic efforts focusing on Antifa. His coverage gained considerable traction on Twitter, which led to Antifa members allegedly trying to hunt him down, threatening his life. BlazeTV provided him with security while covering the rioters, but he says he was still forced to flee the protest he was covering in fear for his life. (BlazeTV article / archive)
Shortly after being hired by BlazeTV, Schaffer was one of many who waltzed into the Capitol on January 6, 2021 and took photographs in Nancy Pelosi's office. Some suspected him of being a federal asset because he was able to avoid criminal charges for this:
Over time, Schaffer's views shifted away from traditional conservatism, and in a 2021 interview, said he didn't see himself as a conservative:
It’s interesting because I’m not personally a conservative myself. I’ve always been somebody who thought independently... I was not registered as a Republican. I was actually always registered independent and I did not have a big heart for the Republican Party. But I have always been a populist in deep down inside.
With the online right branching out ideologically and embracing populism in the age of MAGA, BlazeTV gave Schaffer a show, which he cohosted with a generic Australian woman named Sydney L. Watson. Why a boring Aussie was hired to opine on matters of American politics remains unknown. Here's the launch video of their BlazeTV show, You Are Here, which premiered in 2021:
The biggest controversy from You Are Here came from the episode which featured Jack Murphy as a guest. Watson read off a superchat asking Murphy about his "cuck article," causing him to flip out at Watson. Schaffer didn't back her up during this; he feigned a coughing fit:
In addition, Schaffer's show, Slightly Offensive, migrated from his YouTube channel to became a BlazeTV mainstay. The show focused on cultural issues and interviews with other political figures largely from the right-leaning podcast circuit, such as Alex Jones of InfoWars:
However, Schaffer's actions off-camera caught up with him. Due to tension between the co-hosts, You Are Here was indefinitely sidelined. Why was there tension? Well, you see, Schaffer has numerous substance abuse issues and didn't respect Watson at all. She first brought up her issues with Schaffer to BlazeTV management in December 2021, just a few months after the show premiered:
Schaffer didn't stop guests from berating Watson on-camera and often joined in on the harassment, dogpiling her for being an atheist, among other reasons. His conduct on social media also perturbed her, such as this tweet calling telling boomer conservative Seb Gorka he jokingly hoped Watson would sleep with him for white-knighting for her.
BlazeTV terminated Watson's contract in July 2022, citing her complaints and demands for action to change the workplace culture that tolerated Schaffer's hijinks. She filed a lawsuit against BlazeTV, claiming her firing was retaliatory due to her complaints against Schaffer.
BlazeTV responded with a motion to dismiss, which was denied.
Watson and BlazeTV settled the suit for an undisclosed amount in 2024. The details of the settlement are sealed. Additional PDFs of subsequent filings in the case are attached at the bottom of the thread.
Schaffer continued Slightly Offensive for several months after Watson left, though he and BlazeTV boss Glenn Beck did have some public dust-ups regarding Beck's Mormonism (Schaffer wasn't a fan.) In September 2022, he was fired after allegedly drunkenly groping his coworker Sara Gonzales' breasts at the premiere of Uncle Tom II, a movie which he produced.
After Schaffer's termination, BlazeTV removed the full episodes of Slightly Offensive from their YouTube channel, but some clips remain.
RiftTV
Schaffer founded RiftTV in May 2025, launching a new online commentary program with himself as CEO and primary host. He brought on several rising influencers in the right-wing ecosystem to get their own shows, including Sarah Stock and William "Vrillium" Sexton. At its peak, RiftTV boasted numerous affiliates on Twitter, all of whom had sizeable followings of their own, and had decent viewership on Twitch and Rumble. As of the publication of this thread, only two affiliates have kept their affiliate badges.
In addition to video content, the RiftTV site (a) also has news and right-leaning commentary articles written by its affiliates as well as pseudonymous contributors. Schaffer's personal views have also evolved since he founded RiftTV, moving ever further rightward, going so far as to sarcastically mock the idea that the US won World War II. This is quite a change from his more moderate days under Glenn Beck's mentorship.
Here's a January 2026 article written for RiftTV by Sarah Stock (s/a):
It has never been easier to be considered an "attractive woman" than it is in 2026.
You might not believe this if you get your information from TikTok or sociology textbooks, which tell you that there have never been higher "beauty standards." But step outside and observe: there is suprisingly little competition if you want to be considered an "attractive woman" that high-quality men would line up around the block to marry, have kids with and provide for forever.
Many women push back against "red pill" advice on this topic, viewing men's natural preferences as misogynistic. But if you're a smart girl, you should recognize it as an opportunity. Yes, this is bad news for men in the dating market, but it's actually really empowering news for young women who want to take advantage of the times we're living in to secure a man who loves them.
When it comes to being desirable, the bar is on the floor. Yes, some elements of your attractiveness are left up to chance, but much of it is within your control. If you want to be a top 10% woman in 2026, this is all that you have to do:
Don't Be Fat
Recent CDC data shows about one in three women are now considered overweight. But I don't believe in that statistic—because when you go out in public it seems more and more rare to see people who look thin and athletic. The bar for what is considered "fat" is now extremely high. Most people have extra weight on them that they definitely don't need.
People don't seem to realize how much losing weight just puts you in a completely category when it comes to looks. Not only does your body look better, but your facial attractiveness improves too. When your face thins out, your eyes and lips look bigger in comparison, your hair looks fuller, and your nose looks smaller.
By the way, I'm not telling you that you need to achieve a 90's Victoria's Secret model build to be attractive—most people aren't capable of doing that in a healthy way, and being stick-thin doesn't always look the best on everyone anyways. Health should be a priority, but most people could afford to put down the fork a bit more and go on a run. All it really takes is a calorie deficit to look better in a way that spending hours doing hair and makeup could never make up for.
Don't Be a Slut
Most single young women have been deceived into believing casual, promiscuous behavior, is the best way to lock down a high-quality man. In reality, it make it so that only the most desperate men are willing to take you seriously. Even if you've have been acted like a slut in the past, it's never too late to stop. I shouldn't have to say this, but don't sleep around.
All you really have to do is put on some clothes. When you're in public, don't wear yoga pants, crop tops, tight short dresses, excessive cleavage, lingerie shirts. etc. You might think that these things are necessary in order to get male attention, but considering every other girl is wearing those things, showing less skin actually makes you stand out more. Social media is important too– delete any bikini photos or photos with seductive poses. Constantly posting selfies or photos of yourself makes you look desperate for validation.
Regarding your history: it's 2026, most women are going to have at least a bit of a sexual or romantic past with other men. What's important is that you don't talk about it, aside from being honest about its extent if things start to get serious with a guy (make sure to express regret over any mistakes). But spare the details—most men prefer not know. Avoid talking about your exes or bragging about male attention—it actually doesn't make you look desirable. Please don't talk about male celebrities you think are hot. Pretend that the guy you're interested in is the only one that exists.
Don't Be Annoying
I find a lot of women nowadays to be extremely annoying to talk to. The vast majority have what I call "Tiktok accents" where every sentence ends in upspeak and they try to talk like gay men, or incorporate ghetto terminology like "periodt!" and "purrrrr" into everything they say. When I have to be in a conversation with someone like this, I feel like my ears are bleeding until it's over. If you talk like this, I don't really know what to say other than please have some self awareness and realize that everyone thinks that you're trying to sound like a black gay man. Maybe also put down the phone for a bit and try to talk normally.
Also, a lot of women in general have very stinky attitudes where they think they are owed the entire world simply for existing. This comes out in their language, where they think that "having a funny personality" means being overly critical of other people, especially men. Being demanding, condescending, and arrogant are unattractive qualities in everyone, and they're very easy to pick up on right off the bat. All you really have to do to have an attractive personality as a woman is to complain less, smile more, and be generally pleasant to be around. This will genuinely make you stand out in a world full of combative, never-satisfied young women.
Don't Be Masculine
Some women out there seem to think that the best way to attract a man is to act like a man yourself. This might work on an effeminate gay man, but straight men are attracted to men who actually behave like women, believe it or not.
I have been told by multiple men that any woman in public simply wearing a dress immediately catches their eye. It's not hard to incorporate flowy dresses and skirts into your daily wardrobe, and it actually makes picking out your outfits a lot easier. Wearing girly outfits will automatically make you so much more attractive to the opposite sex, and it will likely make you feel more confident too.
The ultimate feminine trait? Embracing traditional roles like wanting to be a wife and a mother. You should be able to make this obvious and clear to every man who crosses your path. Your #1 goal in life should be to have babies, take care of a man, make a beautiful home, and cook yummy food. In a culture dominated by feminism, where young women are now 13% less likely to say they want to get married someday than young men, simply wanting to be a wife is enough to make you "wife material." Being overly career-focused will be a huge turn-off for the men that are serious about settling down.
There are a variety other things you can do to signal your femininity, such as caring for the friends and family around you, bringing homemade food to functions, and picking up feminine hobbies like pilates, arts and crafts. Guys will see this and deduce that you stand out as someone who would make a great wife and mom.
Don't Be a Slob
Unfortunately, some women have amazing qualities that would check off a lot of the previously mentioned boxes, but still have trouble finding a man. These women all have one thing in common– they don't know how to make themselves look good.
Men might claim they prefer a "natural beauty" who does nothing to look good, but most people are simply not going to be a 10/10 when they wake up in the morning, so that's not really an option. Watch what men do, not what they say– they are naturally drawn to women who do their hair and makeup and know how to dress (because of the obvious fact that those things make them look better).
Of course, there is a balance to being a woman who is overly obsessed with their appearance to the point of materialism and vanity, and a woman who does nothing at all. Putting a bit of effort into your appearance when you go out does a lot. Tan, get a haircut that looks good with your face, style your hair, wear makeup that accentuates your features, clear your skin, whiten your teeth, wear jewelry, and paint your nails. There are ways to do these things affordably and in a way that doesn't suck up all your time, it just requires a little effort.
A lot of women either go overboard with this and look like drag queens, or they don't do anything and look like bums who are only ever seen with their hair pulled back and sweatpants on. If you put some effort into trying to be beautiful (especially if you follow rule #1 too) you can easily increase your level of attractiveness. This all might seem straightforward, but think about it: How many women do you know that are slim, put effort into their appearance, are not slutty, wear dresses, want to be a wife, and are pleasant to be around?
When I go out in public and interact with "normies," the answer is close to none. Yet, these are all pretty easy things to achieve, and I think most guys would agree that they are the recipe for their "dream girl." So, if you're a woman and you're reading this, I encourage you, please take advantage of the dating market that we're in. Improve yourself and become a top 10% woman, and I promise that you will quickly secure a top 10% man that is willing to die for you.
Cracks (literally) in RiftTV's foundation began to appear in late 2025 when William "Vrillium" Sexton, a Groyper-esque contributor, was outed as a bisexual crossdresser and former(?) leftist who posted pictures of his bussy on Twitter. Sexton's affiliate badge was removed and he has quieted down significantly since the images (and cheeks) spread. Schaffer did not directly address this controversy.
Despite Schaffer claiming to have been fundraising for studios in both Dallas and DC, RiftTV is allegedly financially insolvent at the moment and likely to go under. Its mailing address is a placeholder under the Slightly Offensive brand in Dallas.
Curr(y/ent) FBI Director Kashyap "Kash" Patel's girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, has been alleged to be a Mossad asset assigned to Patel for espionage purposes. Wilkins, a singer, has filed lawsuits against many making this claim, including Schaffer, whom she sued for $5 million. Schaffer made multiple videos about this, then claimed she had maliciously phonebooked his family, which led to him saying he had to hide his family for their safety.
In January 2026, Schaffer gave a rambling interview to Nick Shirley wherein he alleged he was severely beaten and nearly murdered over his reporting. Schaffer's speech is also drawling a bit here compared to how he normally sounds.
On February 2, 2026, Schaffer posted this bizarre video showing clear signs of intoxication in a flooded hotel. (Armchair suspicion: alcohol + cocaine.)
The following day, he posted these tweets, now deleted, over the course of a few hours.
Smiling, two thumbs up he got his car back but his wife and kids are missing? Needless to say, speculation about their fate was immediate, including from noted disappearing woman expert JFG:
Seeing Schaffer's tweets, Milo Yiannopoulos leaked their texts, as well as provided context and his personal knowledge of what happened between Schaffer and RiftTV contributor Sarah Stock. He also addressed the elephant in the room: Schaffer's love of getting fucked in the ass.
In this flashback from the Stop the Steal era, Schaffer's sexuality is mentioned in this conversation between Nick Fuentes and his supporters. It's been an open secret for quite some time:
Sarah Stock claimed she had been saving herself for her husband while getting dicked down by her boss. The Pope even blessed their union.
What led up to Schaffer's likely drug-induced meltdown? In January 2026, his wife Kezia filed for divorce in Texas. He counter-filed in Florida, likely in an attempt to make it seem as though he initiated the divorce. However, people quickly caught on that this was not the case, and Schaffer owned up to it.
It wouldn't be a thread without a major cow crossover. In 2022, Ethan Ralph was scheduled to appear on Slightly Offensive, but chickened out, suspecting he would be ambushed in the studio by none other than fellow Lolcow Emeritus Nick Rekieta. Ralph later changed his mind and flew to the studio after cancelling, but was told he would not be allowed in the building. He confronted Schaffer in the parking lot:
Schaffer later went on Rekieta's show to shit-talk Ralph. The video is several hours long.
Ralph responded, calling Schaffer a homosexual:
Ralph wasn't wrong in calling Schaffer a homosexual (he's bi, but close enough.) This was a blatant thirst trap Elijah posted in 2025 which was only lightly mocked at the time despite its obvious intent; it began circulating again upon the release of Milo's thread. This picture was definitely for the guys; this looks like a Grindr profile picture, not a fitness progress pic taken by a straight married father. Needless to say, people were not surprised to hear of his divorce.
To conclude, Elijah Schaffer's life is a mess entirely of his own doing, and he's sure to bring us more content as he continues his self-destructive spiral.
Special thanks to everyone who posted in the Happenings thread about Schaffer's Twitter meltdown for the info they collected; I used a lot of it to help construct this OP.
we have another update along side the update above, ICE situation as of the 4th of February
somebody updated the AmosYee fan page with his ICE details
it sounds like, from his words, like he couldnt convince the US gov that Singapore prison would be "torture" this time
says hes going to prison for a 3 year stretch, minimum
he confirms his asylum, like everybody with half a brain figured, was cancelled due to his charges
A Summary of Amos Yee's Situation with ICE & Deportation (as of 4 February 2026)
After Amos spent 5 years in American prison for exchanging nude pictures with a 14-year-old girl, he was arrested again by ICE (Immigration & Customs Enforcement) and has been in immigration jail since 22 Nov 2025. His political asylum has been terminated because of his crime with the 14-year-old and there is no option to reapply for asylum. He can't apply for CAT (Convention Against Torture) because although he was in prison in Singapore for making YouTube videos criticising the government, being in prison is not enough to be considered 'torture'.
So Amos can't legally stay in America, and he is going to be deported back to Singapore. After which, at minimum, he will be placed in Singapore prison for 3 years because he ran away from serving Singapore mandatory 2 years military when he was 17. What a story.
(He'll sign deportation papers at his next court date on 12 Feb 2026, & it'll take 0-9 months for them to deport him.)
That's a lifetime on the Internet. There's users on this website who were six years old in February 2013. Despite the natural volatility of such a community, we've managed to hold together through unbelievable circumstances. After the last few years, I'm certain we'll be around for much longer. We have become a fixture of the Internet and our ups and downs will always look small on our full timeline.
We have since become the de facto standard for all Internet drama. There's been at least one time where a significant portion of the English-speaking Internet has come to the Kiwi Farms to read about something they've heard rumors of. More than 12,000 people sign in to their accounts and make more than 8000 public posts every day. This is what the Kiwi Farms actually is: the culmination of who is there and what they have to say. There are still people here who have been around longer than I have, whose first posts can be found on the forum's first thread I linked.
The Kiwi Farms has been provided for free since its inception. I have resisted calls and trends to wall off site content. You don't even need an account to view attachments. You can't say the same for Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook, which operate on budgets measured in tens of millions of dollars.
We don't have millions of dollars and I have navigated an increasingly complex set of challenges on crypto donations. While I have kept the forum up, I have had to defer much-requested features like better video playback and media-only thread skimming. When disks fail and I have to buy new harddrives, I have to take the $3000 bill on the chin and make it work.
Late last year, I developed a way to receive checks in the mail in exchange for rewards. It would be immensely helpful if those users who log into the forum every single day set up an automated payment of $20/mo. Right now we are at about 260 monthly donors out of my goal of 600. This amount would stabilize our expenses, help offset our continuous legal costs, allow me to reinvest into the forum, and continually upgrade it. I have plans for new features that I simply cannot accomplish without more hardware and more bandwidth. It's very easy to do and this foundation does matter a lot. 600 people doing $20/mo helps ensure the forum celebrates a 15th and 20th anniversary.
I like to take our birthdays to reflect on the forum's history and share some of my favorite things that I can remember. I hope there's something below you've never seen before and find entertainment in.
The "FUN!"-eral, Aug 2013.
An a-log plans a funeral crashing event after Chris-Chan dies.
Brianna Wu tried to assassinate me via street racing, January 2015 (thread)
MDE-affiliate pretended to be a lolcow for two years, culminating in a car crash he decided to play off as content. Brianna Wu got the FBI involved after this video and it basically ended Deagle Nation.
Madcasts, originally pre-2013, lost media discovered on junk drives in 2025 (thread)
I had spent ten years trying to find these and eventually KinderMoose on the forum did recover them. Madcast is my favorite video game rage content of all time.
Maria Mint, 2016 (thread)
During GamerGate, Nintendo employee Alison Rapp published articles about how Gamers(tm) suck. It turned out she was a literal prostitute and Nintendo considered this moonlighting, so they fired her. She had also written a thesis on why the UN should stop pressuring Japan to censor child pornography. Very wild ride.
Shmorky is Daisy Mae, December 2016. (thread)
Shmorky was an early Internet cartoonist famous for contributing to SomethingAwful's Flash Tub. He eventually became an agender weirdo who would talk in an excruciating squeaky voice. It was revealed on the Kiwi Farms that Shmorky was actually heavily into age play and diaper play and would roleplay about eating poop with under-18s. This caused @Lowtax to join the forum and thank us for exposing him (as Shmorky was someone he had let around his kids). Lowtax joining the forum caused the tranny weirdos on SomethingAwful to throw a fit.
What do you want from me?, time immemorial.
I can't mention Shmorky without mentioning this call with his ex, who was also on the forum, @Amanda Mullen. She was a bona fide schizophrenic and this call Shmorky recorded with her is one of the craziest things ever uploaded to the Internet. For some reason he thought this would look good.
Aunt Tammie joins the Kiwi Farms, Jun 2017. (thread)
Amberlynn Reid, one of the most famous lolcows from the girlsphere on YouTube, had her own aunt join the Kiwi Farms to shit talk her, leading to one of my favorite quotes of all time, years later: "joining the Kiwi Farms wasn't the nicest thing for an auntie to do".
DarksydePhil Escort Saga / MysteryWoman. Dec 2017.
A woman joins the Kiwi Farms and demands, in broken English, that DarksydePhil pay her money he owes her for escort services. This included random photos of a young woman and pictures of a small baseball bat lodged in a vagina. However, DarksydePhil caught a lucky break, and users deduced that that escort was a middle-aged woman using photos of her own daughter combined with pictures of her vagina to pass herself off as a young woman and an escort. The entire incident was a fake extortion racket from a very strange Dutch couple with a long history.
Christchurch, 2019 (thread)
Not the shooting, but the aftermath. There was a brief point where the Kiwi Farms was the single most visible distribution point (perhaps the only place online) for the Christchurch shooting video. We received more traffic (35,000+ concurrent visitors) trying to access the site at once than we have ever experienced since. I ended up setting up a torrent and putting it on every public tracker I could find, personally updating hundreds of gigabytes of data just by myself. This is probably the site's most infamous moment and it cemented our reputation as a place where stuff goes up and does not come down. The decision to keep it up was very controversial and even some people around today think I was an idiot for it.
Lowtax and Logan Day, Jun 2020 - Nov 2021. @Lowtax, owner of SomethingAwful, had joined the Kiwi Farms in 2017. The ongoing drama with SomethingAwful was one of my favorite slow burns in the site's history. This culiminated in late 2020, early 2021 when his new girlfriend Logan Day @Mormon BPD Cokewhore (she picked that name herself). Logan Day had a falling out with Lowtax and talked with me about it on my podcast. She had pitched him big ideas about reforming SomethingAwful to meet modern web trends, which he was all for. In November 2021, he committed suicide by gunshot.
SORRY GATOR! MY ARRIVAL IS FUCKING IMMINENT!, 2022 (or earlier?). (board)
Ralph was one the king of what you might call the commentary community today. With southern charm and a steady supply of Kentucky bourbon, Ralph once made thousands of dollars a night. Today, he streams to fewer than 100 people on a good day from a shed in Mexico dodging family court from two different women. Perhaps the iconic moment, well past his prime but when he still had some cards to play, was the heelturn on Gator. Gator had been his steadfast companion for longer than any of his marriages had lasted (combined), but that didn't stop the manic bridgeburner from doxing him and posting a video that is referenced constantly. SORRY GATOR!
#DropKiwiFarms / #EndKiwiFarms / Matthew Prince Lied, 2022-2023.
Tranny prostitute Keffals and multi-millionaire ex-Google employee Liz Fong-Jones, with the help of established media mouthpieces like Ben Collins and Taylor Lorenz, launched a campaign to kill the forum, alleging it was a terrorist hive dedicated to driving trannies to suicide. This led to tech billionaire Matthew Prince openly lying about the Kiwi Farms being an "imminent threat to human life" to justify cutting our security services. The following months led to some of the darkest times for both me personally, the forum as a whole, and what I honestly believe to be for the entire Internet. A coordinated group of busybodies almost succeeded in cutting a website they did not like from the very fabric of the Internet, without any legal basis for doing so, by harassing backbone level ISPs.
Anime sucks... cope... and sneed, 2024. (thread)
During the absolute zenith of Nick Rekieta's downfall, precipitating his arrest, a fat dragon fart fetishist managed to sneak in a $5 superchat. Rekieta, looping hard on intoxicants, read this $5 superchat I think 9 different times before randomly masturbating to what was almost certainly a picture of a fat purple dragon in a car eating pizza and farting. The stream ends suddenly after.
4chan hacked, 2025. (toohoo music)
Completing a cycle where /qa/'s weird soyjak culture split off to make the Soyjak Party, the Sharty users then hack 4chan to bring back /qa/ and embed toohoo music, which is probably the last time I will get to experience pure mid-2000s chan culture again before I die. It was immensely cathartic.
All screenshots of messages/etc. from Tom's video.
Divided them into Rowan & Katie's separate messages & placed in one post for your viewing pleasure.
**Tried to place them under multiple spoiler tags to make them look a bit better & shit up the thread less
one more thing to add i thought was odd. never really expressed any interest in hello kitty or that type of egirl stuff, i had like one hello kitty figure in my car. as a gift tom bought me hello kitty pajamas and a bunch of hello kitty stuff similar to what ellie/creepyhoarder wears.
Featured on Feb 2, 2026 by Null: Will Stancil, Minneapolis resident and multi-master degree holder (including in Black History), has been punched in the face by ANTIFA while participating in anti-ICE protests.
Mr. Stancil has been hitting the dance floor. Also picked up some swag.
ICE will be annihilated!
Anger -> Bargaining (you are here)
Calling out some more keyboard warrior communists.
Lol:
Video of Will Stancil getting sucker-punched. (By an Antifa guy who was upset that Will was "filming people's faces".)
Featured on Jan 30, 2026 by notorietus: New Epstein files dropped which reveal Jeffrey Epstein was in contact with moot and was an active 4chan user (among other humorous bits).
Featured on Jan 30, 2026 by Null: Turkey Tom had the Dog Girl over at his home. The world wonders.
Also some proof Tom did in fact sleep with the dog girl, she was streaming inside of his house as of February 2025. I have personally been in this room in his Maine house and the blue shelves were still on the wall in the exact same position as well as the bean bag thing pictured.
Picture of me in the same house in Maine. You can cross reference both pictures with his doxx and it matches up. Just thought I should confirm.
Featured on Jan 30, 2026 by Null: Don Lemon, former CNN host, has been indicted by a Grand Jury under the Ku Klux Klan Act for terrorism after participating in a protest that unlawfully entered a place of worship.
Ex-CNN host Don Lemon arrested for Minnesota church invasion
Disgraced ex-CNN anchor Don Lemon was arrested late Thursday, weeks after he joined anti-ICE protesters as they interrupted a Sunday service while storming a Minneapolis church, according to his attorney.
“Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards,” Lemon’s attorney Abbe Lowell told The Post in a statement. Lowell used to represent Hunter Biden. He also represented Tish James during the mortgage scandal.
Lemon, 59, was part of a group of dozens of protesters who disrupted Sunday worship at Cities Church.
Don Lemon was arrested in Los Angeles on Thursday, Jan. 29, 2026. FOX News
It was not immediately clear what charhes he is facing. However, Lemon has been accused of violating the Enforcement Act of 1871, which bans interference with certain civil rights — such as voting or serving on juries — or, in this case, the right to practice one’s religion.
Also known as the Ku Klux Klan Act, it originally created to prevent the racial terrorist group from paramilitary vigilantism.
Lemon livestreamed the incident for his independent media platform, moving in and out of the church while filming demonstrators and clergy.
Initially, Lemon tried to get out of facing criminal conspiracy charges by claiming he was “committing journalism” while taking part in the church disruption, Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon told conservative podcaster Benny Johnson on Tuesday.
Don Lemon spoke to protesters who stormed a church in Minneapolis earlier this month. Don Lemon / YouTube
“Whenever anyone conspires to violate the protected civil rights of American citizens, the Klan Act can be used to bring a conspiracy charge,” she said.
But video posted by Lemon himself before, during and after the church takeover showed he was very much part of the group, under the guise of “chronicling” the event as a reporter.
Don Lemon livestreamed an anti-ICE protest that disrupted a Sunday worship service at Cities Church in St. Paul, Minn., on Jan. 18.
Before the group barged into the house of worship, Lemon filmed a segment admitting he had done some “reconnaissance” with the activists, which included members of Minnesota Black Lives Matter, who were milling about in a parking lot a few feet away.
“They’re planning an operation we’re going to follow them on. I can’t tell you exactly what they’re doing, but it’s called Operation Pull-Up,” he said.
“So that’s what we’re doing here, and after we do this operation, you’ll see it live, these operations are surprise operations. Again, I can’t tell you where they’re going,” he said.
I write this post in April, the month of Autism Awareness and Advocacy. It is an active time in the calendar for me to be engaging with people on social media to prove the positive aspirational ideas I have for autistic people. Since the October 7th massacre when Hamas fighters attacked Israel and devoured its citizens, I have felt more connected to the Jewish people than I ever felt before. There were members of my autism community and people within other disability advocacy groups whom I expected to be showing unity with Israel. After seeing the brutal nature of these genocidal terrorists savagely devouring Israeli settlements, I thought they would shower the survivors with love and support in this time of great need. But they had no sympathy for the Jews at all.
I have long been fighting for Israel and Jews from an autistic perspective that believes in the conservative ideology for autistic people. Only this time my conservative political beliefs didn’t matter about how I took sides because this has affected people from all sides of the political spectrum. But some people on the political left have refused to acknowledge their own prejudices. For years I was a member of many disability support groups on social media, and when I brought Israel up they denounced the country as hostile to the disabled. In the same way that Israel is accused of being complicit in genocide against the Palestinians, these disability activists accuse Israel of killing disabled people and taking their organs for donations. How could they think of such horrible blood libels like that? Clearly, they have been infantilised by left-wing progressive theories that have despicable tastes in diversity.
I have long since distanced from them but I looked at the threads of some of these groups to see what their views were on the violent attacks against Israel. In one thread on the ‘This Thing They Call Recovery’ Instagram page, I saw an argument over taking sides with the Palestinians. One-third of the hostages with chronic disabilities were being denied access to their basic healthcare medication. Someone pointed out the hypocrisy of this account for taking sides and excluding the Israeli side in her disability advocacy campaign. This woman was just saying that the attack on Israel was justified and completely dismissed Israel’s contributions to disability advocacy.
Diversability is a US disability pride organisation and they announced that they stood with everyone affected by the terrorist attack on both the Israeli and Palestinian sides. They retracted this after getting a lot of angry responses from their followers. By capitulating to the mob like this they were self-defeating and undermining their own cause. Looking through the comments on this post there was disappointment from Jewish followers, as I could see antisemitic tones within here with anti-Israel feelings entrenched into neurodiverse minds. If you don’t believe that the Jews have no right to a sanctuary state then you have no moral justification for disability rights. I find it absolutely nauseating to read such inflammatory comments towards the only Jewish country, which prides itself on progressive values and inventive ideas for disabled people.
So far there have been many disability groups unfairly denouncing Israel and making Jews appear as monsters to the disabled community. But I have stood up and continued to fight for the truth about Israel and declare them a righteous nation that makes autistic lives survive and thrive. I made many new friends and allies both Jews and non-Jews who love my autistic Zionist advocacy. I told these Jews that I owed it to them for their custom of Tikkun Olam making autistic people integrated into Israeli society. Across the diaspora like here in Britain, Jewish people have made certain that disabled people are supported in society.
In Steve Silberman’s Neurotribes, the most extensive book about autism culture, I learned of several Jewish people connected to advancing autistic people. One of them was Leo Kanner. In 1938 he made the first recognised diagnosis of autism in infant children in Maryland, USA. Autism is a condition that I have and Kanner was the one who invented the term autism. He also began the first-ever autism advocacy network as well. Then there is Professor Simon Baron Cohen who is the director of the Cambridge University Autism Research Unit. He has conducted many studies in the psychology of autism including the controversial Empathising-Systemising (ES) theory, which explains why autism is more pronounced in boys than it is in girls.
One of my favourite Jewish disability advocacy stories is that of Doctor Ludwig Guttmann. He was stationed to work at the Stoke Mandeville Hospital, England in 1944 as a Jewish German refugee. Guttmann brought with him his experience in treating disabled people with a remarkable rehabilitation technique. Guttmann used sports to bring the wounded soldiers back into mental and physical fitness and in doing so he showed just how unbreakable the spirit of disabled people can be. A trait that I think disabled people have in common with Jewish people here is that they believe in resilience against the things that try to break them.
But he took it one step further. In 1948 when the Olympic Games were in London, Guttmann began a national games for disabled servicemen on the grounds of the hospital. This eventually became the Paralympic Games, and it was told in the BBC drama The Best of Men. I showed this film to my new Jewish friend Dmitri and he was so moved by it. I think having watched The Best of Men I can see that the Jewish spirit is indeed empowering for disabled people. This is enshrined in the state of Israel where the IDF not only upholds the standards of being the most moral armed forces in the world but recruits disabled people to be fighters for freedom. The soldiers recruited in these special units are brave and brilliant and the IDF takes pride in them being instrumental to Israel’s line of defence.
Take the Unit 9900 for example. This unit is made up of autistic intelligence operatives who watch out for enemy activity on the ground where there may be threats to Israeli security. The recruits are trained through a programme called Ro’im Rachok (meaning ‘looking ahead’) to equip them with the right skills in the workplace. They say that there is a genetic trait in autism that contributes to exceptional memory skills, heightened perception and a precise eye for detail. These are advantageous characteristics in autistic people and I am glad that the IDF sees it as a means for autistic people to have useful abilities in defending their country against terrorist forces.
I once messaged a Jewish woman called Marla, who has a disabled child that can bring hope and gratitude to Jewish people from an autistic gentile: I am indebted to you Jews for every good thing you have done to make me feel better about myself with my autism. There are many common traits I see in Judaism to disability advocacy. Although it’s embarrassing a lot of people in my autism community prefer pity over empowerment.
Featured on Jan 24, 2026 by AltisticRight: Roblox predator catcher @Schlep has expanded his operations to VRChat, a 13+ game that advertises "dating" apps to children.
Big things coming, BIG THINGS coming people have been saying! Huge W @Schlep