Featured on Jul 3, 2024 by Null: BossmanJack was arrested and incarcerated at the same jail Chris-Chan spent time. His charges are felony drug possession and assault + battery of a family member. No victim is named.
Austin has bene arrested for Drug Posession and ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON A FAMILY MEMBER. Both arrests occurred in Louisa County, which is where the Peterson home is located.
Assault &Battery of a Family Member, Class 1 misdemeanor domestic violence
Featured on Jul 3, 2024 by Null: Russell Greer has filed a pointless motion claiming he will soon be homeless and cannot receive mail because he hasn't paid bills for his virtual office address.
Featured on Jun 28, 2024 by Null: Kiwi Farms has requested and released footage of Dax Herrara's producer, Riley Mix, being arrested at an event in Texas (where Eric July was) on a stalking warrant which he had known about for 6 months.
I requested and received the footage of Riley Mix being arrested at the Eric July Rippaverse event. The video is watermarked to annoy Juju (same with the thread). Texas footage is very cheap and I paid out of pocket; no Rekieta Bodycam footage money was spent on this. My treat.
Three officers responded: Finley, Jonhson, and Villagomez. Jonhson drove him to intake. The three bodycam feeds and the one cruiser dashcam is available on Rumble. I will upload them elsewhere later.
No footage is altered. 100% of available footage is delivered. There is some spots without sound. That's not me.
Featured on Jun 28, 2024 by Null: MNPublicRecords has published the text of a restraining order against Aaron Imholte placed against him by his first ex-wife Ashley Imholte, alleging physical abuse against his second ex-wife April
If you were Aaron's ex wife. And you found out your kids had been in that house, and Rekeita's 9 year old tested positive for Coke, what would you do? Yeah. There are likely actions going on behind the scenes that Aaron is just to fucking stupid to realize, or too fucking prideful to admit. No way is his kids mother fine with any of this
We have seen Aaron is a self serving and unreliable narrator. And his claims of "he talked it all out with his ex-Wife and she's fine with it" defy any rational review. Especially since Aaron made this claim before the report on the coked up 9 year old came out. I'm sorry, but any mother that isn't a meth head is going to have some major issues with all of this. ... Aaron may think his ex-wife is fine with all of this, but from what we clearly see, he is a fucking moron. he won't realize his ex-wife isn't fine with it until he gets served.
Going off the attached matter of public record your instinct may be right that Ashley is not the most forgiving sort, but a lot could have changed in their relationship between then and now.
Incidentally her many allegations also included physical abuse of April that doesn't appear to have been part of the discussion as yet. Did any of Aaron's many tell-all segments address this little detail or was it conveniently left out? Will the Rekietas use it to play the hero, having taken April in not to a drug den but instead an impromptu battered women's shelter? Only time will tell...
Featured on Jun 26, 2024 by 0 0: Blue Folf, confronted with his apathy towards putting his furry business partner in $8K debt, is now claiming to be dying of liver failure to avoid accountability after doing nothing but creating tranny fart porn to raise funds.
Blue Folf, also known as "Caden" or "Jade," known for being thoroughly insufferable and a scat fetishist who infamously defiled an innocent Dixie plate, is still struggling with the fallout from his failure to help his business partner recover from the extreme losses suffered from the ill-conceived "Fursoda" business venture.
He has since chosen to ignore the drama once again, apparently in hopes of everything blowing over without much trouble, and gone back to his usual habits of posting nonsense and faking his own harassment, said fake harassment naturally choosing to avoid the very real situation of him putting a business partner into complete debt without any further assistance.
As of now, the situation seems to be at its peak, with Caden now attempting to avoid all responsibility yet again. He has since deactivated his account (temporarily) and now is claiming to be dying of liver failure for sympathy points.
Notably, he did not deactivate his fart porn Twitter account, however.
Whether or not this will be successful in absolving him among this crowd of angry trans furries has yet to be seen.
Featured on Jun 25, 2024 by Null: Julian Assange is free after 12 years of threat of detention and actual detention.
Julian Assange, at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London in 2017, will be allowed to return to Australia .Jack Taylor / Getty Images file
WASHINGTON — WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange plans to plead guilty as part of a plea deal with the U.S. Justice Department that will allow him to go free after spending five years in a British prison, according to court documents.
Assange was charged by criminal information — which typically signifies a plea deal — with conspiracy to obtain and disclose national defense information, the court documents say.
U.S. charges against Assange stem from one of the largest publications of classified information in American history, which took place during the first term of Barack Obama's presidency. Starting in late 2009, according to the government, Assange conspired with Chelsea Manning, a military intelligence analyst, to disclose tens of thousands of activity reports about the war in Afghanistan, hundreds of thousands of reports about the war in Iraq, hundreds of thousands of State Department cables and assessment briefs of Guantanamo Bay detainees using his WikiLeaks website.
Court documents revealing Assange's plea deal were filed Monday evening in the U.S. District Court for the Northern Mariana Islands, a U.S. territory in the Pacific Ocean. Assange was expected to make an appearance in that court and to be sentenced to 62 months, with credit for time served in British prison, meaning he would be free to return to Australia, where he was born.
Assange has been held in the high-security Belmarsh Prison on the outskirts of London for five years and previously spent seven years in self-exile at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London — where he reportedly fathered two children — until his asylum was withdrawn and he was forcibly carried out of the embassy and arrested in April 2019. A superseding indictment was returned against Assange more than five years ago, in May 2019, and a second superseding indictment was returned in June 2020.
Assange has been fighting extradition to the U.S. for more than a decade. In March, the High Court in London gave him permission for a full hearing on his appeal as he sought assurances that he could rely upon the First Amendment at a trial in the United States. In May, two judges on the High Court said he could have a full hearing on whether he would be discriminated against in the U.S. because he is a foreign national. A hearing on the issue of Assange's free speech rights had been scheduled for July 9-10.
Assange's WikiLeaks also published hacked emails from the Democratic National Committee that upended the 2016 presidential race. Russian intelligence officers were subsequently indicted in connection with the hacking in 2018, in a case brought by then-special counsel Robert Mueller. At a joint news conference with then-President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin days later, Trump contradicted the indictment and the intelligence community, saying that Putin was "extremely strong and powerful in his denial" that Russians interfered in the 2016 election to help him win.
Manning was sentenced to 35 years in a military prison, but her sentence was commuted by Obama in the final days of his presidency in 2017. Manning was subsequently held in contempt of court for nearly a year after she refused to answer questions for a grand jury; she was then released after an attempted suicide.
If you or someone you know is in crisis, call or text988 to reach the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline or chat live at 988lifeline.org. You can also visit SpeakingOfSuicide.com/resources for additional support.
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Featured on Jun 19, 2024 by 0 0: Rats BTFO: Bossmanjack has won $200K, breaking all previous records by a gigantic margin (it's already gone).
Clips "I want the 30 piece"
(25k to nill)
20k double chuck (and more)
Sheer insanity Numbness to gamba
40k to nill and threats to depo the rest of his money.
Crack-o-vision has some nice tongue action
Edit: the 25k and 40k felt have already been posted by @Nichlaos Gerson, treat this post more like a chronological summary, or just watch the crack-o-vision as that is the best part imo.
Featured on Jun 19, 2024 by Null: Nick Rekieta has confirmed the authenticity of a leaked juvenile court document stating that his 9-year-old daughter's hair tested positive for cocaine metabolites.
Interesting new matter of public record attached. Would anyone care to ask Nick's most ardent defenders why it was OK for a nine-year-old to test positive for cocaine?
Featured on Jun 16, 2024 by Null: Dax Herrera's thread now has a proper OP after 5 years, finally answering the frequently asked question: "What exactly is a Juju the Cow, anyways?"
Dax Herrera (p/k/a Dick Masterson) is an author, comedian, and pocaster who has been in Los Angeles as a "Hollywood hopeful" for most of his miserable life. In the 2000s, he had a lucky break with his book Men are Better than Women, which earned him a spot on Dr. Phil's TV show. This was the peak of his career, as in the near two decades since, his most prominent IMDb entry has been for a pizza advertisement. He has made appearances in the UCB comedy club to attempt to start a comedy career, but was banned after his podcast audience review bombed the theater.
Dax found success on the podcast The Biggest Problem in the Universe as a co-host under Maddox. The show ended after 107 episodes. Dax claims the podcast ended because he hooked up with Maddox's ex-girlfriend, and Maddox claims it ended because Dax would blow off the show without reason, causing it to become stale and decline in popularity. There were two subsequent legal feuds between the two started by Maddox, one over the trademark of the podcast, and another over various claims related to defamation and harassment. The second lawsuit was known as "the Lolsuit". The coverage of the Lolsuit bootstrapped the success of Dax's successor show, The Dick Show, which is his main source of income and relevance. Dax triumphed in both lawsuits, mostly due to Maddox's incompetence in conducting his business.
If you are new here or revisiting from the older days, you might be asking "why is Dax a lolcow now? He used to be cool!"
No. He was always a lolcow. He was never cool, not since high school.
(May, 2020)
Throughout the years, Dax displayed his lolcow tendencies constantly. Allowing his thread to live rent free in his head and crying about specific users making up wild speculations about him and his girlfriend Marie. Most people chose to ignore his antics because they don't have a father figure in their life, and because he was on somewhat good terms with the site and somewhat popular in the circles, now known as "The Sektur".
Dax Harrera the PROM Homecoming KING
Dax loves to brag about being the HOMECOMING KING in high school, what an achievement! He is so proud of peaking in highschool, he will literally scream the fact at you for challenging his authority. Check out his face turning bright red as a fat man ridicules him for being insecure. Contrary to his claims, Dax was never the prom king.
Not manly enough? Here's a gallery from his high school yearbook. Ladies, please avert your gaze.
Straightest dude in California.
(Wait for him to metamorphically change into a cow named Juju.)
What was Dax's advice to the younger ones as a senior?
Dax "the hammer" Herrera.
Did the Vikings dress up as cows when they get fucked in the butt? This could be referring to some gay sportsball shit where grown sweaty men (and women) play with balls. Don't ask me, I don't watch that gay stuff.
Other photos I found.
Out of high school, Dax worked IT and learned enough about programming and web development to serve him in some projects that will be discussed later. However, he had his eyes set on the City of Angels and the Hollywood Hills.
Early in his life, he wrote a collection of misogynistic blog posts that he would later develop into a full book called Men are Better than Women. In the 2000s, this sort of trite and deliberately offensive material was still effective, and it outraged enough people to get media attention. Dax would credit Maddox with inspiring him. Maddox's blog, The Best Page in the Universe, was one of the most popular early Internet websites to exist, beating out massive corporations by traffic numbers, despite being a collection of diatribes by a bald man from Utah. Dax aped this style of ragebait drivel for his book. He would aspire to get closer to Maddox and befriend him.
Men are Better than Women and Dr. Phil
Dax Herrera's book, Men are Better than Women, caused the production crew at Dr. Phil to reach out to him. His punchable face and hateable personality was exactly the kind of ragebait that appeals to the middle-aged women that watch his show. Over three episodes, Dax and five other "Judgmental People" stay at Dr. Phil's ranch to be lectured. The producers knew Dax was in on the joke but they were OK with it because it was what they wanted. Simply, Dax got to advertise his book, and Dr. Phil got to piss a bunch of old ladies off for advertiser revenue.
This clip was the peak of Dax's career in Hollywood. This is the best shot he has ever gotten and will ever get: stunning a woman into silence in the audience of the Dr. Phil show by calling her fat. This landing and her visual disaffection was so formative to his stylings as a comedian, he has made the same joke every day for decades since. Notably, he was too slow to even realise that the woman admitted to wanting to be in "his queue", where he could have formulated a smarted response.
This clip and the rest of the Dr. Phil series was lost media because the female guests at the Dr. Phil ranch in these episodes sued his company for making them look bad. As a result, they were pulled out of syndication. However, Dax desperately wanted to relive these glory days, and tasked his audience to hunt them down more than a decade later. A Swedish person knew that the Swedish National Library (Kungliga biblioteket, the Royal Library) maintains a permanent record of all footage aired on Swedish television with hardcoded Swedish subtitles. Dax literally hunted these Dr. Phil episodes to the ends of the Earth to ensure he could listen to his greatest joke forever. How utterly pathetic.
Is Dick Masterson Real?
No. Quite the opposite as you will soon learn. His persona isn't just fake, it's the exact opposite. He is a simp. A massive SIMP.
Barbie Dream Mansion
Dax claims he lives in a massive Barbie's dream mansion in Hollywood Hills where he fucks his girlfriend while overseeing the city. He got doxed by Corey Barnhill (liar, fat, paedophile) of all people.
Turns out he lives a "mere" 4 hours of walking distance away from Hollywood Hills. Totally he lives there, guys! Yet another Diddler Dax lie.
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Dax does not like it when you make fun of his Barbie crackshack in the hills.
It turns out that some idiot did knock Dax's door and he cried about it endlessly on his show that somehow still has an audience. The person who knocked on his doors turned out to be Xander/Dispatch Commit who was one of the earlier orbiters of the Sektur back in the stream.me days. He built a streaming service called [Bitwave], and subsequently worked on Odysee. This confirms that Dax lives in Barbie's crackshack, no where near Hollywood Hills.
I will defend Dax's house a little here. You will note that the property is estimated at $1.4 million, that's just the normal price of typical three bedroom homes in the dump known as Los Angeles. The estimation is based on today's price, adjusted for inflation and all. Dax has been living there for a long time. It's certainly not a dream mansion by any metric or definition of the word, but it does boast a nice view in a quiet neighbourhood. It's a house that any middle class person would be proud of, but wouldn't necessarily boast about. The large dock overseeing the mountains is pretty cool.
The Biggest Problem in the Universe
The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) was a podcast started by Maddox and co-hosted by Dax Herrera under his performer name Dick Masterson. Sean Jacobson was their audio engineer. The series' original run lasted 107 episodes.
A full synopsis of TBPITU is outside the scope of this post. The gist was, Dax and Maddox would bring "problems" ranging from small and inconsequential to serious societal issues - or as Maddox would weirdly describe it, "from ants to AIDS". They would debate these. By the nature of the program, conflict was fodder, so both Dax and Maddox would play up their arguments, but usually in different ways. Dax would sometimes say things that got cut, which put them at odds with each other. For instance: that women who get raped deserved to be raped because they didn't do enough to prevent getting raped.
When Dax would gain full control of TBPITU copyright as a consequence of both the trademark lawsuit and the Lolsuit, he would publish the "Uncucked" version of the episodes on his website.
The podcast ended a few episodes after Dax was removed as co-host. The story of this is debated by both Maddox and Dax, but the core element was a girl: Marie Valenzuela.
Marie Valenzuela
Dax's girlfriend is an former camgirl [allegedly] and YouTuber, and current LA teacher, by the name of Marie Valenzuela. She is the ex-girlfriend of Maddox, Dax's previous employer and colleague of their shows. Her pseudonym is "80s Girl", which should tell you about her age, state of life, fertility and future. Normally, I wouldn't care about this stuff. However, as you will soon be reading, she is upset that Dax squandered all her fertile years and never gave her any children. Marie being a teacher probably loves to be around children. It's a shame that her ugly balding misogynist moid of a boyfriend Dax never gave her any. Such is life. Sad.
I will be referring to her as just "Marie" in this thread, not to be confused with the other autistic girl in Dax's orbit Marie Hintsala (Mint Salad) who is Riley's girlfriend, and potentially a victim of sexual exploitation.
The history between Marie and Dax is scattered across several different threads, I will keep it short.
Marie and Maddox dated for years.
Dax became an employee of Maddox. They did the Biggest Problem in the Universe together.
Maddox had the approval of Marie's mother, and Dax was slated to be Maddox's best man at their wedding.
At some point, Maddox broke up with Marie and then remained in contact for months after, where Marie hoped to normalize their relationship as friends.
After being rejected by Maddox, Marie hooked up with Dax to try and make him jealous.
Dax's schtick for years has been that Maddox got "cucked" by Dax stealing his bitch, but...
There are emails published in 2023 by Maddox which indicate she wanted to get back with him, but he did not want to.
Dax decided to hook up with his best friend's ex-girlfriend despite having been nominated to be his Best Man at their wedding.
When Maddox hit on one of Dax's ex-girlfriends, Dax really hated that. They are the same person down to their histrionics. Listen to below at 46:11
This is Maddox reading an email from Marie to him a year after they broke up, contradicting the story that Dax laid out which was the foundation for his story as to why TBPITU ended. It seems petty to focus so hard on a he-said, she-said situation in a love triangle, but I emphasise that this lie is Dax's entire career. The story that Dax stole Maddox's girlfriend, which Maddox was simply too irate over to continue their successful podcast, and forced him to sue him out of cuck rage, is the scandalous "hot goss" that Dax has sold people for literally hundreds of thousands of dollars at this point. Meanwhile, the reality was that Maddox simply did not want her back, and that made her angry and upset.
(Meet the teacher that doesn't know how paragraphs work.)
Despite Marie's usefulness against Maddox and her public appearances, Dax protests anyone who involves her in Internet drama. It is rumored that she once did cam shows, and an image of "hulagirl86" was once posted to the Kiwi Farms by an anonymous source many speculated to be Maddox himself.
(First photo shown is based on the last, with perspective corrected.)
Dax denies this is her. Despite his professional and personal involvement with other women in the adult entertainment industry, he cannot admit that his girlfriend has ever done anything that might be or border on porn. This is because Maddox is the cuck, not him, and he can't admit to dating a woman who's done shows.
In this clip from Maddox, he plays rare footage of Marie trying to start a YouTube project. The footage of Marie is years old, and would probably be from around the same time she did shows. Seeing them side by side is very convincing it is her.
A screenshot posted on The Dick Show's subreddit contains a screenshot of Facebook messages in which Asterios Kokkinos, a frequent guest of both TBIPTU and TDS and party to the Lolsuit, confirms that Marie did porn shoots. At the time this all was released, none of it matters, because Maddox was the bad guy and Dax was the good guy.
If this makes you hate Marie, don't worry, she got what she deserved for being so catty with these games. Dax wasted her fertile years, stunted her life's progress, and never married her. She is an aged trophy never-wife that sits in the background of his studio and teaches children just to have access to the kids she wished she had herself. Her anguish is described in the Jamie Lynn Hughes leaks during the Simpspiracy.
Simpspiracy Text Messages
One of the biggest blows to Dax's "Dick Masterson" persona was was the Simpspiracy. He tries to brush this aside as "just getting pussy", but it revealed several things about him:
Dax is a sexual submissive.
Dax is a pushover and hopeless romantic.
Dax cheats on his girlfriend, Marie.
Dax ruined Marie's life and she resents him.
Dax only stays with Marie to keep her as a live-in trophy over Maddox.
Dax has a fursona called Juju the Cow and he wears anal plugs with animal tails.
Jamie Lynn Hughes
Jamie Lynn Hughes was a woman that Dax entered a relationship with after opening his relationship up with Marie. After the relationship ended, JLH went scorched earth on Dax and released loads of text messages. Dax officially became Juju in the eyes of his growing anti-fandom.
Jamie wrote a medium article about Dax. As usual, when you talk about Dax in a negative manner, his simps will report you to get you banned, either under his direct command or being riled up to do so.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
The Simspiracy Text Messages (dump)
The Jamie Lynn Hughes article had a companion PDF attached. This PDF contained text message screenshots from Jamie.
Dax broke up with his girlfriend Marie and talked Jamie into leaving her husband in Texas. She agreed and the two begun cohabitation. Marie showed up at some point and the two appeared to have rebounded, now engaging in a disgusting polyamorous relationship. Jamie left this arrangement shortly after, now the relationship with her husband also in shatters, she went scorched earth on the man that tricked her into the cesspit known as Los Angeles.
From the message leaks, Marie revealed a lot of her insecurities. Broken branch, ancestors cry.
She was 34 years old.
Her life is regressing.
She feels sad that she will never be a mother.
She feels sad that she will never be the wife of the man she loves.
She is a teacher, yet she does not understand the basic concept of fucking paragraphs Jesus Christ that block of text.
All this culminated to the most embarrassing simping video you'll ever see. This was sent to Jamie from Dax.
And Dax's poetry.
This is some of the most embarrassing shit ever. Look at his handwriting. Is this guy 13? Archive
Dax's Rebirth: Juju the Cow
Let me introduce you to to one of Dax's three fursonas, Juju the Cow, a cow named Juju who likes to get [her] teets milked.
Dax Harrera has three fursonas when he gets fucked in the anus with a strap-on, one of them is Juju the Cow to Marie, the other is Wolfie to Jamie, and finally he is a "stallion" when both of them fucks him in the butthole.
He probably likes the fursona of a female cow named Juju because his "bit" is about the size of a cow's milker.
What the fuck, Dax? While there is a common copypasta on the site claiming Dax Herrera dresses up as Juju while he gets sodomised, the text messages seems to confirm that he had no fursuit proclivities, at least back then. We don't know the current state of affairs, and we don't know if Dax indeed comissioned a Juju the Cow fursuit to roleplay in.
These messages came from one of Dax's ex-fans @BIG_BRAD.
They got him a buttplug with a horsetail for his birthday.
Juju and Marie liked to throw shade at each other behind their backs. What a stable relationship.
Finally, here's Juju at Burning Man. Straightest man in attendance.
Dax's Sodomy
Ha, gay. Juju likes to suck cock. He sucks a lot of cock. There is no cock big enough for him to suck.
Jamie and Marie had strap-ons that they didn't just use on each other.
Juju's Udder and teets
Jamie did comment on the size of Juju's penis.
Marie's Mother Shares her Story
She misses her baby girl.
She accepts George as her son-in-law, George displays great affection and respect which was reciprocated with a nod of approval.
She's enjoying her life.
So I wonder where we're at now? Her daughter is now shacked up with a fat furry who would likely mock her and call her fat. He's doing threesomes getting sodomised in turn, switching between a cow named Juju, wolfie, and a stallion. Mama Valenzuela will not be able to hug any grandchildren.
Maddox made a video going through the lawsuit and many events from his perspective. Aside from his grandiose autofellatio, the video is quite well made. Dax likes to call it the "cuckumentary", how funny and clever, says the guy that sucked off another man at Burning Man.
You can watch it here: https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.st/archive/Maddox/When_Fans_Become_Stalkers-4Ic6oqqw89U.webm
Also, if you still think Dax wasn't every bit as pathetic as Maddox, if not infinitely more so, hopefully this changes your opinion.
If it doesn't, maybe blame God for your fatherless simping of a furry lolcow.
Dax Lies about Swatting
Archive
On the 25th of July, 2023, A helicopter flew over Juju's Barbie Dream Mansion, he thought someone tried to swat him.
Let me get this straight, the LAPD sent out a helicopter to circulate Juju's shack, and they just left, doing nothing. Does that make sense to anyone?
A helicopter flies over this metropolitan single-family housing area, balding Mexican furry think he's being swatted. You can't make this up. He even claims the helicopter circled his house, did he use a sound-radar system or was he just a histrionic delusional twat?
Dax Supports Flagging
Dax likes to pretend to be a libertarian free speech absolutist, unless you're Eric July or someone who laughs at thim.
Here, Dax's paedophile pal Vito Gesualdi tries to deplatform Nicholas J. Fuentes. He succeeded. Juju copes very hard, he seems to be implying that this was a test for Rumble's stance on freedom of speech.
Dax Defends Cuckolding
Similar to Maddox, Juju also defends cuckolding.
Did you know that feminism is worse than children seeing their father and mother getting fucked by a stranger? No? What, you're a conservative?
Dax threatened two users on X/Twitter with lawsuits over Xeets they made. Dax's simps often like to bring up Maddox's abysmal lawsuits for the millionth time in a futile attempt to polish their e-daddy's udder. Dax is worse. Every bit of criticism is responded with "wahh wahhhh but Maddox". Shut the fuck up.
Dax used the threat of a lawsuit to strongarm an X/Twitter user Dakka Dakka into deleting posts pertaining to his alleged sex trafficking of an autistic girl. Archive
Dax did the same to PaulyFrog, who used to make videos concerning lolcows.
They sent out the junkyard attack pig Ethan Ralph from Mexico to run a stream on him, PaulyFrog just went DFE instead. Archive
New Project 2
Dax offered New Project 2 (NP2) as a Patreon alternative. A lot of people in the Sektur have been effectively deplatformed and some debanked. People such as Ethan Ralph and Null were using it.
PPP (Ashton Parks) and Godwinson (Adam Edge) made a hitpiece on the service, filled with the wildest speculation common from the psychopathic English simp Ketwinson. Some of the wildest claims include Chinese triad connected banks (because everything in a China Town is triad-connected apparently), Dax holding everyone's dox hostage and forcing people to defend him, and a lot more lizard-brained schizophrenia. Some Bri'ish was basing his schizophrenia off stupid Kung Fu movies it seems.
Null addressed most of the claims made in their hit piece.
NP2's ToS has a unilateral severance policy.
Every ToS does. Every stock ToS has one.
Kiwi Farms: "We may terminate your access to all or any part of the Service at any time, with or without cause, with or without notice."
9chan: "We may terminate your access to all or any part of the Service at any time, with or without cause, with or without notice."
Patreon: "TLDR: ... We can disable your account at our discretion."
8kun: "at the discretion of the 8kun administration" mentioned in 3 different places regarding boards.
etc.
NP2's Privacy Policy receives SSNs
Godwinson is English so I'll forgive him of not knowing what an IRS 1099 form is. The TL;DR is: if you send someone income, you need to file a 1099 and give them a company. This requires your SSN or an Employer Identification Number (EID). If you make an LLC (like, for instance, Lolcow LLC or Mad at the Internet, LLC) you can then apply for an IRS EID and use that and your virtual office on your 1099.
More over, this is processed by a third party disbursement service and is not kept by Dick.
NP2's Privacy Policy records Subscriber Details
This is how credit cards work. For fraud reasons, things like IP addresses, billing details, ccn and csc are sent to AuthorizeNet which then confirms with the payment network and submits the payment to the payment processor. This is also not kept on NP2. What is kept is your payment history and email address.
NP2 allows Dick to dox people
As an intermediary managing financial details of other people, Dick is liable under 12 U.S. Code § 3403 to keep financial records confidential.
NP2 allows Dick to extort people
Extortion is a criminal offense punishable by fine and up to 2 years prison under 18 U.S. Code § 875(d). The amount of money that Toad McKinley, a fully monetized YouTube and Patreon earner, would make doing an expose` on Dick extorting him would net him about a thousand times what he earns per month on NP2.
Dick has never talked to me about these DMs. Our last conversation was last Thursday about how hospitals were firing people because the hospitals are empty. All other conversations in April have been about payment processors for the merch run. I've only heard about this because people are very aggressively demanding I talk about it and condemn him.
I don't handle coercion well. It would hurt me financially to lose the NP2 money, but what gains a man who inherits the world but loses his soul? $1.9k is definitely not 'the world', either. I ran this site on $0/mo for 3 years, I ran myself into debt for it, I carefully managed my finances in a state of constant dread for a long time. To combat this, I had to diversify my income. I get money in a few different ways which can't be killed all at once. Losing NP2 would take a majority of that money, but not enough to warrant any desperate reaction. I could have deleted Vordrak's thread and saved myself 3 years of dealing with him, but I didn't. I went the anti-fragile route and fixed my situation instead.
I don't handle threats well. You don't get to come onto my site and yell at me and demand I do what you say. This thread will stay in Multimedia until people learn to respect that I, by myself, own this website and I, "at my sole discretion", can choose where threads go. You are in my house and I did a lot to keep my house from collapsing, so all the fags trying to turn my house into a toy for themselves can eat shit.
People are ignoring Dick's problems because they respect him. He has no reason to run NP2 and put up with what he does. He could retire tomorrow, but I think he feels pity for the poor retards who haven't figured out there's no more place for them and their content in modern America - people like me.
I have criticisms of Dick. I've emailed him privately before about some of them. He's taken some of my advice. He never confirmed to me he took my advice, but I've seen him turn on some things in a way that would coincide with my advice.
The things I don't email him about are personal life issues I don't care enough to address and that aren't my place to address to begin with. If you're curious what they are, and I assume if you're reading this you do, then here's what I'd tell Dick. Stop cheating on women. Marry 80's girl. Have children. You're too old to try and be hooking up at swinger parties. There's nothing impressive about 'picking up chicks'. When your 60 - and you will be before you know it - your legacy will be your children, not your podcast or NP2.
Just recently, PPP reconciled with Null and offered a full apology. It's fair to say this is water under the bridge now. PPP specifically spoke about the "Blockland days" which was shit that happened more than a decade ago. They didn't really address the poor arguments made in their NP2 piece, but it's irrelevant now.
The hatchet was buried in the first few minutes.
(This was based on a cringe Dax joke saying he's the CIA = cleavage inspection agent.)
Here's Juju trying to educate his tranny paedophile friend Digibro on the optics of watching children getting raped.
In this clip, Juju says "everyone wants to fuck a 17-year-old". I just learned that the clip I sourced was deceptively edited.
I will replace the clip when I have the time to find the original.
Archive
A so called "comedian" made "jokes" about an infant sucking Black penis. Juju is uppity and ready to defend his honour. Those pesky conservatives and their unfun crusade against "people" "joking" about infant rape.
Dax the Cuties Crusader
In one episode of TDS, Juju had a discussion with Baked Alaska about the Cuties film.
Most sane libertarian defence of noncery.
TL DR is Dick continued his defence of the film his main talking points are well if you don't like this why don't you also dislike Nickelodeon Disney and other weird media Outlets that have put out pedophilic like content. Baked's reply to this it's just I hate that as well which kind of makes dicks argument Fall Apart. There's also a big Schism about posting the clips of cuties which I just find retarded. Dick sticks to his talking points like "The pedophile thing just seems like the right wing version of screaming racist" Trying to muddle the line and being a Libertarian (what are you going to do make it illegal). I thought Baked came off really well I say this is someone who doesn't like baked. Overall just looks like dick got bullied on his own show.
It starts off with baked essentially saying that he only knows about shit from Twitter and from The Andy warski debate
Baked make some basic points saying that he thinks it's wrong for Netflix to platform it saying that he has seen clips from Twitter
" We are all against pedophilia" - Dick
Now they're talking about the morality of sharing clips (if you think it's bad how could you share it versus I want people to know how bad it is)
he's essentially making the argument but what if I made a movie and said it was bad but I still showed the imagery...that's what this film is
"you're still making 12 year olds do that in real life is that appropriate." - Baked
But Muh dance pageant
"The parents don't have a problem with it" Dick
"do people think pedophiles are gonna watch a 3 hour french art house film" Dick
So far there appears to be a repetitive pattern where dick will bring up something like Tik Tok the Disney Channel or anything else with pedophilic themes hoping that baked will have to back down. Essentially saying well if you hate this why don't you also hate this but bake just says I hate that too so dicks argument kind of falls apart.
"these are 12 year olds they should not be sexualized" baked
what are ya gonna do make it illegal, yes.
"do you think its ok for a 12 year old to be sexualized in a film" baked "ummmmm" Dick
" What is the point in the government if not to protect something like this from happening" other guest idk who
"This encourages pedophilia and that is a terrible" other guest "you can't prove that" Dick
"if I was those four girls I'd be more traumatized by a bunch of right-wingers telling me what a slut I was in this picture then I ever would be doing some dumb dance routine" Dick
*talking over each other*
Dick says he wouldn't let his Hypothetical child be in the film
"So you just let your kids get molested" other guest
Do you want the government to step in - Dick
for sexualizing minors yes - baked
"I think they are bad parents" - baked
" The pedophile thing just seems like the right wing version of screaming racist" Dick ( this is my talking point and I'm sticking to it)
" you don't think the country is controlled by pedophiles" "no" ( Correct me if I'm wrong here but wasn't this one of his main points while talking to Josh that lolicon didn't really matter because Hollywood was controlled by pedophiles)
Baked is sucking off Trump for a resting 600 child sex traffickers in LA
"It starts with talking about it and promoting healthy families that aren't sexualizing their kids" Baked "sounds like that's what the director did" Dick
They are pushing for a reply on why he isn't morally outraged about it
"he's just an extreme libertarian"
"Why is it hard to say that's wrong" Baked "because parents are allowed to parent their kids" Dick
Baked is pushing him on why he wouldn't let his daughter be in the film
Sean is playing to both sides
Talking about Tulsi gabbard showing the clip same argument about tweeting out clips of the film
"I think it's funny" Dick
end
Mint Salad
Dax raging at a show super-fan, Had, early into The Dick Show.
Mint Salad was dating someone that was 31 years old when she was 16. Dax not only didn't have an issue with that, he got so upset he started to seethe at @Had for "airing someone's dirty laundry" and "ratting personal stuff out".
This is obviously a double standard because Juju had no issue with airing the dirty laundry of people on his X.
Dax and Riley's Exploitation
Dax and Riley allegedly sexually exploited an autistic girl by the name of Marie Hintsala (Mint Salad).
For details of this, check out their thread: [thread will be written and link added]
Juju the Chaser
Dax simping for Amanda Lynn Morris, a self-professed lolicon paedophile who is the ex-wife of Ethan Ralph.
She has a thread here.
She has since basically vanished. I hope she's putting all this gross baggage behind to look after her daughter. Archive
Dave Chappelle Stunt
Vito and Dax went to a protest involving Dave Chappelle. This was in mainstream news. This was arguably the second time Juju was famous, since his Dr. Phil episode.
Vito and Juju held signs. This was memed on by Kiwi Farms.
(Juju's funny jokes: pending)
Dick has done work for porn stars to help them set up Wordpress blogs. All of his websites are just Wordpress blogs with some modifications. He's vaguely competent at the programming language PHP. His main website is The Dick Show.
Featured on Jun 16, 2024 by Null: Sam Hyde was cuffed and uncuffed at a comedy event in Fort Worth after Channing Creager, his long-term stalker, reported him for assault.
Edit: Just did some searching and it turns out that report is actually real. Sam shows up in exactly 0 arrest/inmate searches though so they probably realized it was just some crazy cunt who reported him (if he was even reported, this just shows that Channing made a report - doesn't specify who she reported)
Link to report. Sorry for the stupid long screenshot but I wanted to show this is actually on the FWPD's real .gov site.
It finally loaded and it was Channing 100%
What I'm guessing happened is they put him in cuffs, questioned him, realized Channing was a scorned ex that was making shit up, and Sam sweet talked them into uncuffing him on stage for the publicity.
Featured on Jun 16, 2024 by Null: BossmanJack has been permanently banned from streaming service Kick for suicide baiting on stream. He will stream on Twitch.tv, which does not allow him to play his sponsor's casino Stake.us on stream. Stake bankrolls Kick, and was paying BossmanJack $14,000 a week.
Featured on Jun 15, 2024 by Null: YouTube is experimenting with injecting ads directly into videos as a latest of erratic decisions. You should consider locally archiving channels, playlists, and videos you want to preserve.
Gentlemen.
It's 2024 and we are experiencing late stage YouTube. The economical situation of the United States and the world at large is forcing the largest companies to make sudden and drastic decisions to try and keep their income higher than their operating expenses, whereas in the past it seemed even the largest companies were happy to operate at a loss or with no profit for years. YouTube in particular had been terminally unprofitable for years, and it seems that pajeet CEOs are calling it: make some fucking money.
YouTube is experimenting with a Final Solution to the Adblocker problem, similar to Twitch, where they inject ads directly into the bitstreams that make up a video, so that an ad is technologically indistinguishable from the content you've requested.
I believe, therefore, that I should remind people that the only thing they truly have is whatever they personally own. In this context, I am referring to downloading copies of videos. I wrote a guide to this here:
For many of you, YouTube will be a place where you've saved videos for over a decade. It's time to save what you want off the platform before they start doing more dumb shit. Whatever you want to keep forever on YouTube should be downloaded as soon as possible.
Are there any lolcow channels I should be archiving?
Yes, they got their shitty soda/energy drink brand and their youtuber merch book next to a MAGA hat all the way through the interview for the wide shot.
Featured on Jun 13, 2024 by Null: Audrey Hale, the pooner shooter that shot up a school in Tennessee, has had the second part of her diary published by The Daily Wire, which obliterates any skepticism she was a pooner.
Dear Paige,
Aren't parents manipulative? Its total ignorance when parents step in to try to change their child's environment. Make them go to youth group + force christian trends in thier life because the old ones were a 'bad' influence. I can't fucking stand that shit. Parents actually believe religion can change nature. That could explain why I don't practice religion anymore. Let kids think for themselves, listening to partents does no damned good but to mold thier premature minds into a pre-formated program: like clones do? the very manipulative forms teens hate. And rebel to?
Kids are not robots,
we are the future! That's how its ment 2 be
2 idea one mind; thats all Nature needs
You did life the way YOU wanted to. It was 100% your hearts desire; (needs), no one else but you, that planned it!
Why I admire you; so independant
Shape change = manipulative
so young
me, young too
and what I desire;
to die + be with you
My ultimate plan,
thought from no one else but me
I am who I am
You are who we are
NATURE is pure in its raw form
My Imaginary Penis
3/11/23
My penis exists in my head. I swear to god Im a male. I think about sexual fantasies, about how if my dick was real I'd fuck the girl I love in the ass. I want to know what thats like, but I never will because I was damned to be born this way. I swear to fuck I hate it goddamned so (illegible). Its a fucking curse. Having a brain like mine has its godliness but also prone to making poor ass decisions. Like putting my Aiden name while filling out paperwork for instacart, + now my BG check didn't clear + Im possibly not going to get the job. Fuck me, man. Mom just says Im young and young people make mimstakes. But with me, its painfully more than that with being autistic and waste time all the time; myself, people, Death itself. And the biggest shit; the torchure of being raised a girl, and actually believed I just had to deal with it, and tried to be femenine. But that didn't last long after high school ended + no longer had to fear of being called a dyke or a faggot. It was only until my early 20's I finally found the answer - that changing ones gender is possible. And who I really was I finally embraced w/o shame. But oh fucking no, not w/ my mother.
What she believes, how she grew up conservativly, and that LGBTQ - especially transgender in her era was an enigma, an illness or nearly non-existent. I might have told her once in childhood I wish I was a boy when she made me put my shirt back on as a kid. But would say 'Your a girl, and thats how god made me; you were born some kind of bullshit like that. It made me mad. Because being a boy as a kid was when I was felt most like myself. A bare, flat chest made me free. Girl puberty inprisoned me. And so does my mind. Puberty = Life sentence
The people in this world adds more bullets to shoot violent thoughts into my head full-on auto. I hate parental views; now my mom sees me as a daughter - and she'd not bear to want to loose that daughter because a son would be the death of Audrey.
Pain of loosing a daughter? Thats not pain, thats selfishness. Just like any rest of th eparents with that mindset. They are all full of shit. How could they not ever think of thier own child suffering, and that they hate their gender so bad they cut + want to kill themselves? Fuck parents like them who think of themselves first, and thier preference of conservative religion - gay shit makes them believe that the child they are given should stay that way in how they prefer them to be out of fear or (illegible).
Even if transgender treatment was discovered and tested during my time, I know how the situation would have turned out. My mother would not have payed a cent. Children who were able to successfully take puberty blockers and never enter a torchured puberty, those little faggots don't know how good they fucking have it. I'd kill to have parents who would let thier child be happy no matter how different it is to thier viewpoints or don't agree, or scared of it. They are willin gto listen to their children, not the other way around. Id kill to have had those resources; 2007 was the birth of puberty blockers and a newfound discovery for treatment of non-conforming transgender children. 2007 was when I was when I was in the 6th grade. Puberty already hit me. The only reason I could conclude why it didn't bother me too much is that my boobs were small. I though they'd stay that way forever. My autistic brain change in body fucked me over now, even if my boobs are still small for the most part.
It started w/ getting new underwear for my big bears (my two tabbies, my lion + frog) And there I was thinking of porn and doing plastic surgery on my boy stuffed animals when I got home giving them penises b/c thier middle in section looked like a vagina + the underwear was (illegible) too big. Why not give volume with (illegible illegible illegible my god). No boy should ever have that. If I cant change my appearence, I can pretend how it would be by my imagination of childs play through my stuffed animal's spirits through me.
Toy Sex (My Imaginary Penis.)
3/11/23
I can pretend to be them + do the things boys do + experience w/ thier dicks. My boy self as tony - my stuffed boy doll is like the boy I am in another form since childhood. I constructed for him a penis, then got out my girl doll named Ashley (who is tonys life-long boyfriend) to have sex w/ tony. Ashley was represented as any dream girl I wished to have in real life as a child (I liked blonde white hot girls back then), and tony is me; having those intimate relationships w/ a beautiful girl. Tony is a boy: inside and out. Ashley is a girl inside and out. Two straight lovers who are in full nature of themselves by awareness. I let Tony fuck Ashley in the ass hard-humping and stuffed Tony's big penis in aggressivly into her asshole. It took several attempts for Tony to put his dick into her vigina because he has a big dick (and was even bigger since had had an erection) finally went in and Ashley cried and moaned for a good ten minutes. Tony humped slow and gentle from viginal sex. In but sex, he humped speedly and hard, tony grunting w/ all his strength. Then after I fucked Ashley for a good ten minutes (remember Tony is me).
Then I let her suck his dick and touch his erected penis. After that they wrapped each other in thier arms + legs as a sloth hugging a tree. After love they made, gracefully sat side by side naked holding hands, surrounded by the scattering of thier clothes. I took pictures of thier sex positions.
My imaginary penis was hard for hours. Rock hard as a flintstone. Hours making cloth penises for my boy bears, only to realize I missed the gym cause they closed at 7. I was mad already cause I had no work all that afternoon. Walked around the mall browsing t-shirts at Spencers and got some boots for tommy, my stuffed lion At build-A-Bear workshop. I purchased some stickers at Zummies for my car and one sticker I got - A stripper booty illustration w 'Dat Ass' on it. God, I am such a pervert. I waste too much time in my fantasies...
Featured on Jun 13, 2024 by Null: Riley Mix, Dax Herrera's producer for The Dick Show, has been arrested for trespass at an event where comic book creator Eric July was at, as part of a continuation of Dax's vendetta against Eric and his ISOM comics.
Quick rundown of the Dick, Riley, and Eric July drama. As succinct as this shit gets. I've never featured this before because Dick is basically a gigantic attention whore, but it's coming to a head now, and not how he wants it.
Dax Herrera p/k/a Dick Masterson operates two podcasts: The Dick Show by himself with Sean the audio engineer, and The Biggest Problem in the Universe, a reboot of a show by the same name he cohosted with Maddox, but now operates with Christopher Vito Gesualdi, a pedophile.
Riley Mix is Dax's producer for The Dick Show. Riley is like Ethan Ralph if he was shorter and fatter and had a smaller dick. Riley's relationship with Dax is a complete mystery to all who behold it, because Riley is nothing but a continuous source of embarrassment for the show. Below is a video of Ethan Ralph and Riley fighting. You can see Riley is shorter. Their gunts kiss and it's very cute.
The Dick Show needs an enemy to function as a podcast. Dick picked a guy named Eric July, who is a black Texan comic book artist who successfully bootstrapped ISOM, a comic book about a black guy super hero. Dax's obsession with Eric July is a mystery to all, but there is an ongoing feud between them.
ISOM is named after an ancestor of Eric's, and Riley went to Isom's grave to piss on it. He also went to Eric's corporate office to try and fuck with him in real life. Nobody was there and he was instructed not to return and to stop harassing Eric.
Fast forward months later, Eric is at a convention for comic books. Riley and his girlfriend Mint Salad (Marie Hintsala) show up to protest it and hassle guests. They are instructed by management to leave, and do not, so police are called. He is arrested for trespass and stalking.
Dax has tried to spin this as a big win over Eric. The libertarian comic book man called the pigs! Unfortunately for him, Riley is truly, genuinely disgusting, and few people will fault anyone for calling police on him. This also has the unintended consequence of bringing up one of Dax's truly unforgivable crimes: hooking Mint Salad and Riley up.
Mint started drawing furry porn while living with her parents, and she called into The Dick Show for advice. Her parents wanted her to choose between their home or furry porn. Dick told her to pick the furry porn. This resulted in her losing her stable, comfortable home, and ending up in Dick's possession, and was passed along to Riley. Her parents desperately tried to figure out what happened to her, because she is mentally disabled (probably about 70 IQ) and cannot navigate the real world by herself. This results in Dick calling them on air to try and fuck with them, even though they're just very desperate and sad parents. They're also adoptive parents: Mint was likely a crack baby.
Even Dick's fans weren't huge on this. Here's ex-superfan Had calling in to voice his concerns and being dismissed as a faggot. The Mint Salad drama caused serious rifts between Dick and his fans on both reddit and Facebook, which were hugely active around the time I was talking to Dick. They're graveyards now and nobody really knows how Dick is getting $30,000 with Patreon a month, considering his engagement is almost zero.
Mint Salad is now a whore. She posts weird cringe videos on X in lingerie at Riley's direction, does OnlyFans with Riley where you can see his baby dick pissing on her, and they do hard drugs together. Her social media handle is now "autistic boobs" because her entire shtick is being a young woman who wears no clothes and screams about whatever Riley says to.
In this clip, you can hear her talk, and her disability is pretty obvious. There are other stream appearances she's been on and it's just so transparent she's not all there.
It's also really obvious that Dick knows she's not all there, because his first instinct in learning that Riley has been arrested and Mint was alone was to beg people at the convention to come out and help her. She would not be able to find her way back to the hotel without them.
So now it's kind of coming to a head. Dax is spiraling hard because nobody is on his side, and his new audience is finding out that he's actually really just a bad guy and the psychopath shit he says on his shows isn't a comedy bit. He really doesn't give a fuck about anyone other than himself. He's also implicitly threatening to dox and sue anyone telling this story.
Eric July finally responded to this about as tactfully as he could. Basically says he didn't call the cops (a shot at Dax), but honestly he would have anyways because he can't let people harass his employees even if he can handle himself.
If you want even more deep The Dick Show lore, check out Digibro. Digibro is why I stopped calling into the Dick Show. Digibro is a lolicon advocate (i.e. a pedophile) that was a frequent guest on the Dick Show.
Digibro ended up living with Riley and Mint in a car together. Digibro's boyfriend is a tranny named Bird, who is also the guy who put together Mint's GoFundMe for Riley's bail (because obviously Mint can't put together a GoFundMe by herself [and also, Dick promised he would cover bail, then didn't, lmao]).
AND, as a final kicker, Digibro's ex-fiance was Pantsu Party, May, who later married Ethan Ralph and gave birth to Demon Baby #2. Riley, Ralph, May, Digibro, and Bird can be seen in the video where the gunts kiss.
Featured on Jun 11, 2024 by Null: Ben Thorp has been arrested for violating his no contact order with his daughter with whom he is in an incestuous relationship with.
jesus, shit is real
look at her face when a cop car stops behind her
she better hope Ben isnt actually in the woods because theyll probably find him
i havent been paying attention and i am behind on lore
they have a dog on the scene, she just showed the shepherd dragging the cop behind
there are a LOT of cops there
on scene:
4 cop cars
5 officers
1 police doggo (hunting for Ben)
Featured on Jun 6, 2024 by 0 0: Windows 11's Recall AI, known to take snapshots and recordings of user computers regularly, including key presses, was discovered to store all its information in an unencrypted local folder.
In case you didn't know. Microsoft has unveiled an AI powered feature for their future Window 11 releases and on select OEM ARM machines. This essentially captures automatic snapshots of ALL your activity to enable an easy and convenient way to recover progress in case of accidents ( also allowing corporate HR ladies to monitor your productivity.) Microsoft have claimed this feature is secure, safe and effective. Well is it?
TLDR : There is a youtube video where MentalOutlaw is able to log the entirety of his machines activity down to what keys you use for your passwords. MentalOutlaw's video. PreserveTube Archive
On Github a user by the name of XAITAX has created a python script to extract and display the data taken whenever Recall creates a snapshot. "This tool extracts and displays data from the Recall feature in Windows 11, providing an easy way to access information about your PC's activity snapshots" https://github.com/xaitax/TotalRecall
From the github:
TotalRecall - a 'privacy nightmare'?
This very simple tool extracts and displays data from the Recall feature in Windows 11, providing an easy way to access information about your PC's activity snapshots.
What is Windows Recall?
On May, 20th 2024 Microsoft announced it's new Copilot+ PCs (ARCHIVE) running on ARM architecture.
"Retrace your steps with Recall Search across time to find the content you need. Then, re-engage with it. With Recall, you have an explorable timeline of your PC’s past. Just describe how you remember it and Recall will retrieve the moment you saw it. Any photo, link, or message can be a fresh point to continue from. As you use your PC, Recall takes snapshots of your screen. Snapshots are taken every five seconds while content on the screen is different from the previous snapshot. Your snapshots are then locally stored and locally analyzed on your PC. Recall’s analysis allows you to search for content, including both images and text, using natural language. Trying to remember the name of the Korean restaurant your friend Alice mentioned? Just ask Recall and it retrieves both text and visual matches for your search, automatically sorted by how closely the results match your search. Recall can even take you back to the exact location of the item you saw."
Requirements
To run or use this feature, you need to have one of the new CoPilot+ PCs running on ARM. Some of them can be found here
How can I play with it if it's not released yet?
Some smart folks released AmperageKit, which shows how you can either emulate such an ARM machine locally or spin one up on Azure. I opted for the latter.
Technical Details
"Earlier this month, Microsoft’s CEO emailed all their staff saying “If you’re faced with the tradeoff between security and another priority, your answer is clear: Do security.”
So, do they? Not quite. Windows Recall stores everything locally in an unencrypted SQLite database, and the screenshots are simply saved in a folder on your PC. Here’s where you can find them:
C : Users\$USER\AppData\Local\CoreAIPlatform.00\UKP\{GUID}
The images are all stored in the following subfolder
.\ImageStore\
The database, ukg.db, is relatively straightforward in its structure, but it holds a wealth of information.
TotalRecall
So what does the tool do?
TotalRecall copies the databases and screenshots and then parses the database for potentially interesting artifacts. You can define dates to limit the extraction as well as search for strings (that were extracted via Recall OCR) of interest. There is no rocket science behind all this. It's very basic SQLite parsing.
options:
-h, --help show this help message and exit
--from_date FROM_DATE The start date in YYYY-MM-DD format.
--to_date TO_DATE The end date in YYYY-MM-DD format.
--search SEARCH Search term for text recognition data.
Recall folder found: C : Users\alex\AppData\Local\CoreAIPlatform.00\UKP\{D87DDB65-90BE-4399-BB1B-5BEB0B1D12CB} Windows Recall feature found. Do you want to proceed with the extraction? (yes/no): yes Creating extraction folder: C : Users\alex\Downloads\TotalRecall\2024-06-04-13-49_Recall_Extraction
Summary of the extraction is available in the file:
C : Users\alex\Downloads\TotalRecall\2024-06-04-13-49_Recall_Extraction\TotalRecall.txt
Full extraction folder path:
C : Users\alex\Downloads\TotalRecall\2024-06-04-13-49_Recall_Extraction
How TotalRecall Works
Data Extraction:
TotalRecall copies the ukg.db database and the ImageStore folder to a specified extraction folder. This ensures the original data remains intact while you explore the extracted data.
Database Parsing:
It parses the SQLite database to extract potentially interesting artifacts, such as window titles, timestamps, and image tokens. The tool looks for entries that match the criteria you specify (e.g., date range, search terms).
Screenshot Management:
TotalRecall renames the image files in the ImageStore folder with a .jpg extension if they don't already have one. This makes it easier to view and manage the screenshots.
Search Functionality:
You can search for specific terms within the database, leveraging the Optical Character Recognition (OCR) capabilities of Windows Recall. This means you can find text that appeared on your screen, even if it was within an image.
Output Generation:
The tool generates a summary of the extracted data, including counts of captured windows and images taken. It also creates a detailed report in a text file, listing all the captured data and search results.
Key Features
Date Filtering:
Specify start and end dates to limit the extraction to a particular time frame.
Text Search:
Search for specific text within the captured data, making it easy to find relevant information.
Comprehensive Reports:
Generate detailed reports summarizing the captured windows, images, and search results, all stored in a TotalRecall.txt file for easy reference.
TotalRecall provides a straightforward way to explore the data collected by Windows Recall. It's no rocket science whatsoever.
FAQ
Kevin Beaumont wrote a very good article (ARCHIVE) about the Recall disaster as well with a spot-on FAQ that I will blatantly steal with his permission.
Q. The data is processed entirely locally on your laptop, right?
A. Yes! They made some smart decisions here, there’s a whole subsystem of Azure AI etc code that process on the edge.
Q. Cool, so hackers and malware can’t access it, right?
A. No, they can.
Q. But it’s encrypted.
A. When you’re logged into a PC and run software, things are decrypted for you. Encryption at rest only helps if somebody comes to your house and physically steals your laptop — that isn’t what criminal hackers do. For example, InfoStealer trojans, which automatically steal usernames and passwords, are a major problem for well over a decade — now these can just be easily modified to support Recall.
Q. But the BBC said data cannot be accessed remotely by hackers.
A. They were quoting Microsoft, but this is wrong. Data can be accessed remotely. ARCHIVE
This is what the journalist was told for some reason: XITTER ARCHIVE
Q. Microsoft say only that user can access the data.
A. This isn’t true, I can demonstrate another user account on the same device accessing the database.
Q. So how does it work?
A. Every few seconds, screenshots are taken. These are automatically OCR’d by Azure AI, running on your device, and written into an SQLite database in the user’s folder. This database file has a record of everything you’ve ever viewed on your PC in plain text. OCR is a process of looking an image, and extracting the letters.
Q. How do you obtain the database files?
A. They’re just files in AppData, in the new CoreAIPlatform folder.
Q. But it’s highly encrypted and nobody can access them, right?!
A. Here’s a few second video of two Microsoft engineers accessing the folder:
Q. …But, normal users don’t run as admins!
A. According to Microsoft’s own website, in their Recall rollout page, they do:
In fact, you don’t even need to be an admin to read the database — more on that in a later blog.
Q. But a UAC prompt appeared in that video, that’s a security boundary.
A. According to Microsoft’s own website (and MSRC), UAC is not a security boundary: Q. So… where is the security here?
A. They have tried to do a bunch of things but none of it actually works properly in the real world due to gaps you can drive a plane through.
Q. Does it automatically not screenshot and OCR things like financial information?
A. No:
Q. How large is the database?
A. It compresses well, several days working is around ~90kb. You can exfiltrate several months of documents and key presses in the space of a few seconds with an average broadband connection.
Q. How fast is search?
A. On device, really fast.
Q. Have you exfiltrated your own Recall database?
A. Yes. I have automated exfiltration, and made a website where you can upload a database and instantly search it. I am deliberately holding back technical details until Microsoft ship the feature as I want to give them time to do something. I actually have a whole bunch of things to show and think the wider cyber community will have so much fun with this when generally available.. but I also think that’s really sad, as real world harm will ensue.
Q. What kind of things are in the database?
A. Everything a user has ever seen, ordered by application. Every bit of text the user has seen, with some minor exceptions (e.g. Microsoft Edge InPrivate mode is excluded, but Google Chrome isn’t). Every user interaction, e.g. minimizing a window. There is an API for user activity, and third party apps can plug in to enrich data and also view store data. It also stores all websites you visit, even if third party.
Q. If I delete an email/WhatsApp/Signal/Teams message, is it deleted from Recall?
A. No, it stays in the database indefinitely.
Q. Are auto deleting messages in messaging apps removed from Recall?
A. No, they’re scraped by Recall and available.
Q. But if a hacker gains access to run code on your PC, it’s already game over!
A. If you run something like an info stealer, at present they will automatically scrape things like credential stores. At scale, hackers scrape rather than touch every victim (because there are so many) and resell them in online marketplaces. Recall enables threat actors to automate scraping everything you’ve ever looked at within seconds. During testing this with an off the shelf infostealer, I used Microsoft Defender for Endpoint — which detected the off the shelve infostealer — but by the time the automated remediation kicked in (which took over ten minutes) my Recall data was already long gone.
Q. Does this enable mass data breaches of website?
A. Yes. The next time you see a major data breach where customer data is clearly visible in the breach, you’re going to presume company who processes the data are at fault, right? But if people have used a Windows device with Recall to access the service/app/whatever, hackers can see everything and assemble data dumps without the company who runs the service even being aware. The data is already consistently structured in the Recall database for attackers. So prepare for AI powered super breaches. Currently credential marketplaces exist where you can buy stolen passwords — soon, you will be able to buy stolen customer data from insurance companies etc as the entire code to do this has been preinstalled and enabled on Windows by Microsoft.
Q. Did Microsoft mislead the BBC about the security of Copilot?
A. Yes.
Q. Have Microsoft mislead customers about the security of Copilot?
A. Yes. For example, they describe it as an optional experience — but it is enabled by default and people can optionally disable it. That’s wordsmithing. Microsoft’s CEO referred to “screenshots” in an interview about the product, but the product itself only refers to “snapshots” — a snapshot is actually a screenshot. It’s again wordsmithing for whatever reason. Microsoft just need to be super clear about what this is, so customers can make an informed choice.
Q. Recall only applies to 1 hardware device!
A. That isn’t true. There are currently 10 Copilot+ devices available to order right now from every major manufacturer: https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/copilot-plus-pcs#shop Additionally, Microsoft’s website say they are working on support for AMD and Intel chipsets. Recall is coming to Windows 11.
Q. How do I disable Recall?
A. In initial device setup for compatible Copilot+ devices out of the box, you have to click through options to disable Recall.
In enterprise, you have to turn off Recall as it is enabled by default:
WindowsAI Policy CSP - Windows Client Management
The Group Policy object for this has apparently been renamed (the MS documentation is incorrect)
Q. What are the privacy implications? Isn’t this against GDPR?
A. I am not a privacy person or a legal person.I will say that privacy people I’ve talked to are extremely worried about the impacts on households in domestic abuse situations and such.
Obviously, from a corporate point of view organisations should absolutely consider the risk of processing customer data like this — Microsoft won’t be held responsible as the data processor, as it is done at the edge on your devices — you are responsible here.
Q. Are Microsoft a big, evil company?
A. No, that’s insanely reductive. They’re super smart people, and sometimes super smart people make mistakes. What matters is what they do with knowledge of mistakes.
Q. Is this really as harmful as you think?
A. Go to your parents house, your grandparents house etc and look at their Windows PC, look at the installed software in the past year, and try to use the device. Run some antivirus scans. There’s no way this implementation doesn’t end in tears — there’s a reason there’s a trillion dollar security industry, and that most problems revolve around malware and endpoints.
Q. What should Microsoft do?
A. In my opinion — they should recall Recall and rework it to be the feature it deserves to be, delivered at a later date. They also need to review the internal decision making that led to this situation, as this kind of thing should not happen.
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Recall folder found: C : Users\alex\AppData\Local\CoreAIPlatform.00\UKP\{D87DDB65-90BE-4399-BB1B-5BEB0B1D12CB}
Windows Recall feature found. Do you want to proceed with the extraction? (yes/no): yes
Creating extraction folder: C : Users\alex\Downloads\TotalRecall\2024-06-04-13-49_Recall_Extraction
Captured Windows: 133
Images Taken: 36
Search results for 'password': 22
Summary of the extraction is available in the file: