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If he were to incur that situation and you bailed him out of it, he would simply incur it again. He would know that a knight in shining armour would save him from his Lego-induced nadir.
Salvation Army and similar charity organizations, probably.When he says "we'll probably scrounge the money locally" ... are him and Barb begging door to door or something?
They're probably going to hit up poor Rocky and the church; I am sure they can't say no to an elderly mother and her crazy, cross-dressing son.muh legos tho
Salvation Army and similar charity organizations, probably.
Chris is only good at faking emotion in front of other autistic people.Oh yeah, that hair... Tingles down my jingles.. Oooh....
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Oh yeah, that hair... Tingles down my jingles.. Oooh....
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Begging Chris. Boring Chris.
mmmm, show us some of those sexy moist tears Chris.... OoooohChris forgot to turn on his emotions before the video started.
"HiChristianChristine Weston Chandler here once again!"
*Then he turns on his e-begging pity act and this image happens.*
"those mortgage companies are kicking us once again"
I would pay Christian money if he provided some good or service in return, depending on the desirability of that good or service of course.
But he doesn't have an entrepreneurial bone in his body.
Chris forgot to turn on his emotions before the video started.
"Hello people of the internet!ChristianChristine Chandler coming to you "live" from home once again!"
*Then he turns on his e-begging pity act and this image happens.*
"those mortgage companies are kicking us once again"
Also what's up with his shifty eyes? He acts like he's surrounded at gunpoint and being forced to plea for money.
I'd pay him to fuck his thanksgiving turkey and to eat it after he came into it, whilst sticking on a "recycling matters" sticker on his foreheadThe reasoning behind his shifty eyes is because he is lying.
Moments of notable shiftyness due to lying or trying to make something up:
"Christine Chan 0:02"
[Before raising arm and starting spiel 0:06]
"Scrounge, scrounge up the money locally 0:12/0:13"
"We could really use more help now 0:35"
"Happy Thanksgiving" 0:45. (Not lie but rather a coy 'Heh yeah right')
The thing that really gets me is 0:15 "We should could use a lot more help."
This statement isn't a lie, Chris is aware (at least on a subconscious level) that he and Barb are in dire straights.
Its subtle, but you might notice the slight change in voice and the look in his eyes at that moment.
He is indeed in trouble, however that is because the culmination of his current life events; not because of "A jerk is being mean, and we have no money". This is the subconscious realization of adulthood stress stemming from poor choices, a normal human reaction. Which is nice to see in my favorite little psych monkey, however the overbearing presence of his conscious Ego and childish mind perverts that normal progress and twists it into a self pity party.
There is a capable mind beneath the garbage heap, however the mental horde blocks it from ever blossoming; the physical horde of horrid lifestyle, coupled with adulthood stresses of non compliance in society absolutely stifles the normality within Chris.
It truly is sad, given good therapy Chris COULD become a functioning member of society, however the other factors negate that possibility.