Money YT 11/21 - Help, please - Update 11/22 - wants $10 or more, instead of a penny

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Huh, I always figured that Barb would have to die before Chris became homeless... who would have thought that Barb being in the picture is actually worse as far as keeping the house goes?
 
If he were to incur that situation and you bailed him out of it, he would simply incur it again. He would know that a knight in shining armour would save him from his Lego-induced nadir.

It's like the American goverment bailing out Wall Street just to start another financial crisis.
 
Almost looks like he's holding back cracking a smile in some of the parts in the beginning and middle, asking for money. It's like there's a gene in the Chandler family that makes them physically incapable of understanding money. They just do things and don't think of consequences, Barb just takes out mortgages when she needs a little extra dosh, with no thought of paying it back.
 
Oh yeah, that hair... Tingles down my jingles.. Oooh....
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muh legos tho


Salvation Army and similar charity organizations, probably.
They're probably going to hit up poor Rocky and the church; I am sure they can't say no to an elderly mother and her crazy, cross-dressing son.
Or they are just trying to get sympathy.
Either way, it's hypocritical that Chris can claim Donald Trump to be money grubbing, yet the next day, make a begging video.....really, Felicia?

Oh yeah, that hair... Tingles down my jingles.. Oooh....
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Chris is only good at faking emotion in front of other autistic people.
 
Oh yeah, that hair... Tingles down my jingles.. Oooh....
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Chris forgot to turn on his emotions before the video started.

"Hello people of the internet! Christian Christine Chandler coming to you "live" from home once again!"

*Then he turns on his e-begging pity act and this image happens.*

"*sigh* those mortgage companies are kicking us once again"

Also what's up with his shifty eyes? He acts like he's surrounded at gunpoint and being forced to plea for money.
 
Begging Chris. Boring Chris.
Chris forgot to turn on his emotions before the video started.

"Hi Christian Christine Weston Chandler here once again!"

*Then he turns on his e-begging pity act and this image happens.*

"*sigh* those mortgage companies are kicking us once again"
mmmm, show us some of those sexy moist tears Chris.... Oooooh
 
I would pay Christian money if he provided some good or service in return, depending on the desirability of that good or service of course.

But he doesn't have an entrepreneurial bone in his body.
 
I want Chris to show us his mantits, and become the whore of Babylon CWCville, and give a huge anal collosal meteor flu he festival for all of sonichu herpes then he gets rich!

CWCville logic
 
I would pay Christian money if he provided some good or service in return, depending on the desirability of that good or service of course.

But he doesn't have an entrepreneurial bone in his body.

You'd think getting a huge handout from DStecks would've gotten the gears turning in someone's head over at the Chandler household, I'm surprised Barb isn't nagging him to make due with the pages :lol:
 
What he means is Barb is bugging him for rent money, but he's already spent all his tardbux on toys and digital games. Naturally he'll resort to begging to cover the difference, because that lets him have his cake and eat it too.
 
Chris forgot to turn on his emotions before the video started.

"Hello people of the internet! Christian Christine Chandler coming to you "live" from home once again!"

*Then he turns on his e-begging pity act and this image happens.*

"*sigh* those mortgage companies are kicking us once again"

Also what's up with his shifty eyes? He acts like he's surrounded at gunpoint and being forced to plea for money.


The reasoning behind his shifty eyes is because he is lying.

Moments of notable shiftyness due to lying or trying to make something up:
"Christine Chan 0:02"
[Before raising arm and starting spiel 0:06]
"Scrounge, scrounge up the money locally 0:12/0:13"
"We could really use more help now 0:35"
"Happy Thanksgiving" 0:45. (Not lie but rather a coy 'Heh yeah right')

The thing that really gets me is 0:15 "We should could use a lot more help."
This statement isn't a lie, Chris is aware (at least on a subconscious level) that he and Barb are in dire straights.

Its subtle, but you might notice the slight change in voice and the look in his eyes at that moment.
He is indeed in trouble, however that is because the culmination of his current life events; not because of "A jerk is being mean, and we have no money". This is the subconscious realization of adulthood stress stemming from poor choices, a normal human reaction. Which is nice to see in my favorite little psych monkey, however the overbearing presence of his conscious Ego and childish mind perverts that normal progress and twists it into a self pity party.

There is a capable mind beneath the garbage heap, however the mental horde blocks it from ever blossoming; the physical horde of horrid lifestyle, coupled with adulthood stresses of non compliance in society absolutely stifles the normality within Chris.

It truly is sad, given good therapy Chris COULD become a functioning member of society, however the other factors negate that possibility.
 
The reasoning behind his shifty eyes is because he is lying.

Moments of notable shiftyness due to lying or trying to make something up:
"Christine Chan 0:02"
[Before raising arm and starting spiel 0:06]
"Scrounge, scrounge up the money locally 0:12/0:13"
"We could really use more help now 0:35"
"Happy Thanksgiving" 0:45. (Not lie but rather a coy 'Heh yeah right')

The thing that really gets me is 0:15 "We should could use a lot more help."
This statement isn't a lie, Chris is aware (at least on a subconscious level) that he and Barb are in dire straights.

Its subtle, but you might notice the slight change in voice and the look in his eyes at that moment.
He is indeed in trouble, however that is because the culmination of his current life events; not because of "A jerk is being mean, and we have no money". This is the subconscious realization of adulthood stress stemming from poor choices, a normal human reaction. Which is nice to see in my favorite little psych monkey, however the overbearing presence of his conscious Ego and childish mind perverts that normal progress and twists it into a self pity party.

There is a capable mind beneath the garbage heap, however the mental horde blocks it from ever blossoming; the physical horde of horrid lifestyle, coupled with adulthood stresses of non compliance in society absolutely stifles the normality within Chris.

It truly is sad, given good therapy Chris COULD become a functioning member of society, however the other factors negate that possibility.
I'd pay him to fuck his thanksgiving turkey and to eat it after he came into it, whilst sticking on a "recycling matters" sticker on his forehead
 
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