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If he cut his hair back (and took care of it), he could at least pull off the "Later seasons Pete Campbell from Mad Men" style.Oh yeah, that hair... Tingles down my jingles.. Oooh....
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It's almost like he has the money, but wants to spend it all on toys.Chris always begs for money right around major holiday shopping seasons. COINCIDENCE?
It's almost like he has the money, but wants to spend it all on toys.
So they have Bobs pension too? I knew Barb had one. Can you collect two pensions?Barb has health problems and is well past retirement age. She's got a decent income what with her retirement, Bob's pension, and mooching off Chris' TardBux. I'm betting she made Chris pay it with part of this month's check.
Did your credit card company flag your card for fraud with that 1 cent donation?Do you think it mattered?
Im willing to bet sonichuizcool wasnt genuine.
Chris doesn't have a mortgage payment, Barb does. And she got the mortgage only so she could buy more worthless shit in a vain attempt at filling the emptiness in her soul. The house was paid off free and clear when Bob croaked, but she couldn't stop her hoarding habits and now she's close to being out on her ass in the cold along with her cross dressing Mongo son. She knew what she was getting into by taking out that mortgage. She knew she would have to make payments or she would risk losing the house. Neither person in that household has any right to be bitching about mortgage payments and debt collectors when the whole situation is their own fault and they willingly entered into these contracts. I have zero sympathy for them.
Nah, she was legit.Im willing to bet sonichuizcool wasnt genuine.
Well shit. The other two werent tho right?Nah, she was legit.
Yep. Chris had at one point, at least one, non-ironic fan.Well shit.
I think "non-ironic" is the key word. There have been thousands of people who have gotten a kick out of reading Sonichu over the years. Almost all of them enjoyed it to laugh at it but it was often genuine enjoyment. A lot of these people never fucked with Chris in any way. So I think calling them trolls and not fans isn't quite accurate.Yep. Chris had at one point, at least one, non-ironic fan.
Charb paid their property tax of $616.52 today.
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Of course, Chris has also spent over $1,500 on toys this year:
$425 on a single Lego set
$500 on a PS4 and several hundred on games for it
$500 on Transformers
$90 on the waifu Naru
$120 on Skylanders
...and those are just what's known.
There's also Barb's financial issues. It'll be their own damn fault if they can't pay the mortgage company.
Yep. Chris had at one point, at least one, non-ironic fan.
Someone told him she was a troll.Did he act like a total asshole towards her just because he felt like it, or did someone convince him to do it?
I wonder what Barb's reasoning to Chris was regarding the new Mortgage?
If Barb files for Chapter 7 bankruptcy before she kicks the bucket, would that prevent her creditors from throwing Chris out and seizing the house?She probably didn't even need to give one. Mortgages are adult things that adults have. Barb is an adult so she obviously has those darn pesky mortgages. I'm sure Chris never even thought twice about it because I'm sure he doesn't understand what it is.
If lazy-ass Chris were serious about needing $10 NOWNOWNOW, he could simply roll up some hoarded spare change or collect bottles in the park and return them. But … oh … that means less vidya and facebook time![]()
Oh lovely he's begging again. Ha ha.
Sorry fatty, no shower of gifts or money for you this year either. Or the next. Or the year after that, or the year after that, or the year after that. . .