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Johnnie Walker is now labeling some bottles of scotch as Jane Walker in order to support gender equality and to try to encourage more woman to drink scotch.
http://time.com/5175613/johnnie-walker-jane-walker/

Johnnie Walker is rolling out a female version of its iconic logo, an attempt to draw more women to the world’s best-selling scotch and acknowledge a broader push toward gender equality.

A limited U.S. edition of the whisky will have a striding woman on the label — rather than the traditional top-hatted man — and carry the name Jane Walker. Brand owner Diageo Plc is hoping the move widens the appeal of the product while celebrating women, said Stephanie Jacoby, vice president of Johnnie Walker.

“Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women,” Jacoby said in an interview. “It’s a really exciting opportunity to invite women into the brand.”

Diageo isn’t alone in putting a female face on a traditionally male mascot. KFC, the fried-chicken chain run by Yum! Brands Inc., tapped country singer Reba McEntire in January to appear as Colonel Sanders in its latest marketing campaign.

The Jane Walker launch is the latest part of the brand’s “Keep Walking America” push, which began in 2016. The campaign is an attempt to speak to a broader audience, with ads spotlighting Latinos and veterans.

Scotch whisky volumes grew 2.1 percent between 2002 and 2017 in the U.S., according to the Distilled Spirits Council of the U.S., a trade organization. And Johnnie Walker has outpaced many competitors, growing 18 percent last year — boosted by a revival of cocktail culture.

Diageo, based in London, also is looking to increase female representation internally. Its board will be 50 percent women in April, Jacoby said. The company also is calling on advertising agencies to put forward at least one female director as part of any work pitch.

Jane Walker will appear on 250,000 bottles nationwide in March. For every bottle produced, Diageo is donating a dollar to organizations that promote women, including Monumental Women and She Should Run. While this batch of bottles is a limited run, this isn’t the last of Jane.

“We really see Jane as the first female iteration of our striding-man icon,” she said. “We like to think of our striding man and our striding woman as really walking together going forward.”
 
When I read the thread title I thought to myself "What are they gonna do? Call it Jannine Walker?". :story:

The whole thing is just such a pointless and cheap marketing stunt.

You want some real progress, maybe discontinue your shitty blended "scotch".
Single malt for life, motherfuckers. Love yourself; don't settle for bad liquor.
There's a saying in Germany: "Life's too short for prissy women and low quality beer."
It obviously applies to all beverages, tho.
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...s-vet-Lara-Flynn-Boyle-47-sipping-whisky.html

Lara Flynn Boyle sure loves her Johnnie Walker. Couldn't even wait to get home.
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This. My girl will fuck up a bottle of good scotch, and it's not because someone serves it to her in a cute glass with some frilly bullshit.

Tbh, I find it kind of sexist. I get that they're trying to be progressive, but it comes off as patronizing. As though women are these brain dead homunculi who can't figure out what they enjoy unless it's specifically branded with something pink or some such crap.
Like hey, maybe girls can work out what they like and just buy that like normal adults without too much issue. Maybe they don't need you to label it "Jane Walker" to suddenly realize "Whaaat? You're saying a woman can buy this gross blended rotgut too? Just like the menfolk? Wowie!"

This is the alcohol version of Bic For Her. These marketing campaigns are stupid because they fail to recognise that the women who want their products are already using them anyway. At least the logo isn't pink and purple with flowers and sparkles all over it. I'm glad they went for something subdued.
 
I get that they're trying to be progressive, but it comes off as patronizing.
I think you just described the entirety of social justice.

This ultimately isn't that big a deal. It feels exactly like 25 years ago when Nintendo made a game boy that was colored pink to appeal to girls. The only major difference today is that nobody can stop pearl-clutching from a mountaintop about sexism and progressivism, so for a company to do this now definitely feels considerably more on-the-nose and cringy.
 
This. My girl will fuck up a bottle of good scotch, and it's not because someone serves it to her in a cute glass with some frilly bullshit.

Tbh, I find it kind of sexist. I get that they're trying to be progressive, but it comes off as patronizing. As though women are these brain dead homunculi who can't figure out what they enjoy unless it's specifically branded with something pink or some such crap.
Like hey, maybe girls can work out what they like and just buy that like normal adults without too much issue. Maybe they don't need you to label it "Jane Walker" to suddenly realize "Whaaat? You're saying a woman can buy this gross blended rotgut too? Just like the menfolk? Wowie!"
To be fair when it comes to alcoholic drinks both genders seem to be heavily influenced by marketing and scotch/whisky is generally seen as a masculine drink.
 
If they really wanted women to buy scotch they'd shape the bottle like a woman, like Mrs. Butterworth. Otherwise how will female alcoholics understand that scotch belongs in the kitchen?
 
If they really wanted women to buy scotch they'd shape the bottle like a woman, like Mrs. Butterworth. Otherwise how will female alcoholics understand that scotch belongs in the kitchen?

Lindsay Ellis seems to do fine without that distinction...
 
I'm glad I never developed a taste for scotch. I couldn't afford it. Also if Wild Turkey 101 was good enough for Hunter S. Thompson, it's good enough for me.
ayyyy, a fellow Wild Turkey drinker!

I saw Blackheart in a liquor store recently, shit was hilarious.

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Honestly, titties can sell. But more importantly, spiced rum is good.

In all seriousness, the label change is harmless, but I prefer to stick to simple stuff. I'm a lightweight myself, but I love that part about me because it means I can get fucked up cheaper. So I go out and buy a five dollar bottle from the local store of rum or liquor, and that works for me.

Hell, there's these tiny bottles you can get here locally, I'll include a pic, that cost like a buck. They're worth only one or two real swallows but they're like 99 proof so you're drinking some super pure stuff. I personally buy a few and mix dabs of them with glasses of cola. That alone gets me somewhere in the area of buzzed-to-shitfaced after a few mixed drinks.
 

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Single Malt for life (I'm poor and stereotypically I spend my money on booze). Johnny Walker can put a vagina on its bottle for all I care.
 
okay for my honest opinion
it's not bad, but i don't see the point
it's kind of condescending imo
OH YOU CANT DRINK IT UNTIL WE SAY ITS FOR YOU
it's like someone deciding "I want to defend myself, but this gun isn't pink"
fuck that
 
this would of been fine without the virtue signalling to "gender equality" labels do special editions of drinks all the time. Alchos won't give a fuck either way
 
this would of been fine without the virtue signalling to "gender equality" labels do special editions of drinks all the time. Alchos won't give a fuck either way

Exactly. I know Smirnoff and Absolut do special labels around Gay Pride Month. It usually coincides with a dip in sales for Smirnoff as they tend to go for obnoxious 'love is love' crap with cartoon gays kissing and shit.
 
I knew it was only a matter of time before they started fucking up scotch and bourbon in the same way that they fucked up beer and facial hair; Take something that's manly, straightforward and simple and completely fag it up by needlessly complicating it beyond all recognition.
 
The other day, a female relative of mine and I were talking, and she said she always buys the male version of everything that they keep trying to gender, because the female version is just watered down bullshit. The male stuff is usually stronger and more effective at what it does. Whether we're talking about booze or deodorant.
 
Exactly. I know Smirnoff and Absolut do special labels around Gay Pride Month. It usually coincides with a dip in sales for Smirnoff as they tend to go for obnoxious 'love is love' crap with cartoon gays kissing and shit.
Isn't liking Smirnoff gay enough? (I say this as someone who loves Ice)
 
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