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Johnnie Walker is now labeling some bottles of scotch as Jane Walker in order to support gender equality and to try to encourage more woman to drink scotch.
http://time.com/5175613/johnnie-walker-jane-walker/

Johnnie Walker is rolling out a female version of its iconic logo, an attempt to draw more women to the world’s best-selling scotch and acknowledge a broader push toward gender equality.

A limited U.S. edition of the whisky will have a striding woman on the label — rather than the traditional top-hatted man — and carry the name Jane Walker. Brand owner Diageo Plc is hoping the move widens the appeal of the product while celebrating women, said Stephanie Jacoby, vice president of Johnnie Walker.

“Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women,” Jacoby said in an interview. “It’s a really exciting opportunity to invite women into the brand.”

Diageo isn’t alone in putting a female face on a traditionally male mascot. KFC, the fried-chicken chain run by Yum! Brands Inc., tapped country singer Reba McEntire in January to appear as Colonel Sanders in its latest marketing campaign.

The Jane Walker launch is the latest part of the brand’s “Keep Walking America” push, which began in 2016. The campaign is an attempt to speak to a broader audience, with ads spotlighting Latinos and veterans.

Scotch whisky volumes grew 2.1 percent between 2002 and 2017 in the U.S., according to the Distilled Spirits Council of the U.S., a trade organization. And Johnnie Walker has outpaced many competitors, growing 18 percent last year — boosted by a revival of cocktail culture.

Diageo, based in London, also is looking to increase female representation internally. Its board will be 50 percent women in April, Jacoby said. The company also is calling on advertising agencies to put forward at least one female director as part of any work pitch.

Jane Walker will appear on 250,000 bottles nationwide in March. For every bottle produced, Diageo is donating a dollar to organizations that promote women, including Monumental Women and She Should Run. While this batch of bottles is a limited run, this isn’t the last of Jane.

“We really see Jane as the first female iteration of our striding-man icon,” she said. “We like to think of our striding man and our striding woman as really walking together going forward.”
 
LOL. I guess you gotta do something when your brand segment (blended whisky) is shrinking due to being more expensive than some decent single malts. Am I gonna waste my hard earned drinking money on Jane Walker when a panoply of lovely single malts with "Glen" in the name are available?

Also: you ever been to a liquor store's scotch aisle? There's enough JW shit (Red, Wine Cask Blend, Double Black) that never fucking sells. Shelf space is king in liquor. Good luck.

TBH I'm just pissed Diageo is pushing another shit JW product. Bring Bundaberg to the US you FUCKS!
 
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:ghost: Ghost was freaking out about this during yesterday's broadcast. He feels personally slighted by trannified :bluelabel:
 
Hopefully it's not coloured pink and laced with copious amounts of sugar like is done with women's versions of everything.
 
Hopefully it's not coloured pink and laced with copious amounts of sugar like is done with women's versions of everything.
It' just a femme version of the label.
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No nigger, I already made the mistake of teaching Mrs. Bass how good scotch is, now if I have to buy her over priced blends I swear to god.....

Scotch is gross and icky, so for boys. Keep away you ovary havers.
 
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American Food Clown got really pretty all of a sudden!

I am surprised that they gave the label woman actually feminine hair and not a SJW buzzcut.
What does that have to do with scotch tho?
 
You want some real progress, maybe discontinue your shitty blended "scotch".
Single malt for life, motherfuckers. Love yourself; don't settle for bad liquor.
 
In other news, Bailey's has announced a limited edition of their popular Bailey's Irish Cream named Virile Clayton's Milkmuscle.
 
Women who drink scotch are like women who play video games.

They don't care if it's marketed to them or not.
 
It' just a femme version of the label.
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You drop the pants and that's basically Zatanna, isn't it? Would be funny to me if DC got litigious over such a dumb marketing ploy.

But let's be creative. Let's try to sell Rose and flavored vodkas to men. Or McCormick's bottom shelf shit to people that aren't in college or raging alkies.
 
I'm glad I never developed a taste for scotch. I couldn't afford it. Also if Wild Turkey 101 was good enough for Hunter S. Thompson, it's good enough for me.
 
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