WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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What I don't understand is, why doesn't DSP start streaming WWE Champions? As his rivals prove, there's plenty of audience for gacha game streamers, and I have a feeling the paypigs will feel a sense of pride and accomplishment seeing exactly what their money is going towards. Maybe he can get some enjoyment out of his job again.
 
Gensou Hadou said:
What I don't understand is, why doesn't DSP start streaming WWE Champions? As his rivals prove, there's plenty of audience for gacha game streamers, and I have a feeling the paypigs will feel a sense of pride and accomplishment seeing exactly what their money is going towards. Maybe he can get some enjoyment out of his job again.
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Because it would mean admitting the detractors were right, and he committed bankruptcy fraud.
 
Gensou Hadou said:
What I don't understand is, why doesn't DSP start streaming WWE Champions? As his rivals prove, there's plenty of audience for gacha game streamers, and I have a feeling the paypigs will feel a sense of pride and accomplishment seeing exactly what their money is going towards. Maybe he can get some enjoyment out of his job again.
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You can't pretend you're poor and struggling on just $120k a year to feed your cat while also spending half of that on a mobile game.

Although is would fix the bankruptcy and tax fraud issues if he made this a legitimate business expense.
 
Mr. Brown said:
You can't pretend you're poor and struggling on just $120k a year to feed your cat while also spending half of that on a mobile game.
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This. Phil's WWE Champions account inarguably proves that when he talks about barely scraping by, he is a fucking liar, and streaming it now is something he knows he cannot get away with.

Although is would fix the bankruptcy and tax fraud issues if he made this a legitimate business expense.
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Not now it wouldn't. As for why he didn't do it a long time ago, it probably just didn't occur to him. Phil doesn't think about things until it's too late, if he thinks if them at all.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
This. Phil's WWE Champions account inarguably proves that when he talks about barely scraping by, he is a fucking liar, and streaming it now is something he knows he cannot get away with.
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If this were anyone else, I'd agree with you.

But having followed Phil's antics for some years now, I'm inclined to believe that his main supporters get off on the idea of supporting a guy that everyone thinks is a scammer. The more morally disgusting Phil proves himself to be, the more support he gets. Instead of being punished for his shitty character, he gets rewarded for it. I'd wager that his whales are all edgy 4channers who think it's funny to support a guy who everyone rightfully hates.

So, no, I don't think he "cannot get away with it". I'm pretty sure that the day he admitted the account is his would be a day in which he'd receive a record amount of support. Planet Jeff might even appear with a 1k dollar donation.

Which is why I think that the main reason he doesn't admit to something that mostly everyone already knows is true is that it's the one thing that would explain from where those insanely inflated business expenses mentioned in his bankruptcy forms came. He's a gambling addict and reported his addiction expenses as business expenses, which would be bankruptcy fraud, and he could actually go to jail for it.

So, in typical pig fashion, he'd rather plug his ears and sing "LALALALALA" for years to come, hoping that this will all go away eventually.

And frankly, if he did commit bankruptcy fraud, that's probably the best thing he can do to avoid justice being served against him. I doubt any detractors have reported Phil's case as a suspect bankruptcy fraud, since it's all speculative. He'll probably try to lay low for the rest of his life and pray to god that the US justice system lets him pass through the cracks like the fat roach he is.
 
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Massively Strong Greed said:
It wouldn’t be bankruptcy fraud if he streamed the game though.
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He likely claimed thousands of dollars of expenses for a game he didn't actually use as part of his business. That'd be like me buying a truck, lying about using it as a business vehicle for 10 years, then actually starting a construction business and legitimately claiming the expenses. Doing it legally finally doesn't disappear the illegal part.

Edit: I do wonder if one could try and claim they were "market research" expenses.... :thinking:
 
tripmix said:
There's no backsies with the court though. He can't start streaming it now claiming business expenses for a filing that has long since passed.
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actually said:
He likely claimed thousands of dollars of expenses for a game he didn't actually use as part of his business. That'd be like me buying a truck, lying about using it as a business vehicle for 10 years, then actually starting a construction business and legitimately claiming the expenses. Doing it legally finally doesn't disappear the illegal part.

Edit: I do wonder if one could try and claim they were "market research" expenses.... :thinking:
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Not that it matters now, he already managed to pignotize Nancy. Could come in handy for a second bankruptcy though, he’d definitely still be a gacha fiend by the time he could file again.
 
actually said:
He likely claimed thousands of dollars of expenses for a game he didn't actually use as part of his business. That'd be like me buying a truck, lying about using it as a business vehicle for 10 years, then actually starting a construction business and legitimately claiming the expenses. Doing it legally finally doesn't disappear the illegal part.

Edit: I do wonder if one could try and claim they were "market research" expenses.... :thinking:
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I'm no fancy lawyer or nothing.

But I think your truck analogy would be dependant on if it were purchased on a line of credit vs seeing an ad on craigslist and showing up with cash.
 
@DZoomer What I meant is that he would be handing his own ass on a platter right to us detractors, because while I'm sure that he fears what his retards would do if he admitted it (debatable whether those fears are founded, but I say he has them nonetheless), he fears just as much a situation where we have been acknowledged as correct when calling him a despicable scammer and a liar. Even if he didn't lose any paypigs over it, Phil would lose sleep over how much the detractor community just got a big ass W. The trolling in the chat would increase ten-fold, tons of videos would get made, and he would hate all of it. Intensely. The snide remarks and snickering that goes on during his begging segments is bad enough as it is, if he confessed it would become unstoppable. He would have to shut off the chat entirely.

Basically, imagine a physics teacher where all the students (who are shitheads even on a good day) know that he doesn't have a degree in physics because he said so himself, but kept teaching. Imagine what his classes would be like. That's what Phil's life would be. It is perhaps the one thing that would drive him to suicide.
 
tripmix said:
I'm no fancy lawyer or nothing.

But I think your truck analogy would be dependant on if it were purchased on a line of credit vs seeing an ad on craigslist and showing up with cash.
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If you were buying something like that for "da business", you'd have to get a section 179 deduction, but I think that deduction is a one time thing that is for the life of the vehicle. It wouldn't matter how or where you bought it, it would just have to be "new" to you. Obviously that jalopy isn't going to get you as big of a deduction as a new F250 or something, but you could still get some kind of deduction. Then, things like mileage, maintenance, registration fees, shit like that could be deducted year over year.

But, that's if you ACTUALLY bought it for real business use, and not just to flog your hog to JPGs underneath a dim street-light so your wife and son don't catch you with the camera on (the one that's been on the whole time). Plus, the IRS is pretty picky about vehicles and "business use." You'd have to be meticulous in your record keeping, keep track of personal miles and business miles, etc.

That's kind of one of the things that I still scratch my head about with regards to his claiming of such a bizarre number for his MONTHLY business expenses and giving fuck-all for an explanation. I guess that's primarily because it was bankruptcy court, during a zombie apocalypse, and the combination of pigroach luck and a judge thinking "let's just get this fuckin' done and over with."
 
actually said:
He likely claimed thousands of dollars of expenses for a game he didn't actually use as part of his business. That'd be like me buying a truck, lying about using it as a business vehicle for 10 years, then actually starting a construction business and legitimately claiming the expenses. Doing it legally finally doesn't disappear the illegal part.

Edit: I do wonder if one could try and claim they were "market research" expenses.... :thinking:
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So you're thinking he was playing it while researching food at the market? :story:
 
actually said:
He likely claimed thousands of dollars of expenses for a game he didn't actually use as part of his business. That'd be like me buying a truck, lying about using it as a business vehicle for 10 years, then actually starting a construction business and legitimately claiming the expenses. Doing it legally finally doesn't disappear the illegal part.

Edit: I do wonder if one could try and claim they were "market research" expenses.... :thinking:
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If the court didn't lift a finger to do 3 seconds of research to realize the fraud before it happened, they aren't going to lift a finger to do 4 seconds of research after to prove it happened. Phil could have come home from the courthouse after being granted the bankruptcy and snorted 50,000 dollars of coke live on stream in celebration and they'd never know. Phil could admit to blowing all his money on WWE Champions tomorrow and personally address the court with: "THANKS FOR THE MONEY DUMMIES!!! ACKACKACK" and nothing would happen. The court would never even find out because you know goddamn well that after the 857,902 emails containing a link to Phil masturbating every single person even tangentially related to the courthouse has an email filter for the words: "Phillip, Burnell, DSP" and "DarkSydePhil".

I guess what I am trying to say is: He still has the bankruptcy and it is business related.
 
Murmur said:
If the court didn't lift a finger to do 3 seconds of research to realize the fraud before it happened, they aren't going to lift a finger to do 4 seconds of research after to prove it happened.
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This. The people involved aren't dedicated inquisitors for justice, they're a bunch of boomers who just want to punch the clock for Mr. Slate, go home, and grill. If the bankruptcy case isn't literally as obvious as "Yacht Guy", they don't care.
 
Salubrious said:
By the way, DSP's two biggest Rivals apparently have Twitch channels now.

www.twitch.tv

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Murmur said:
If the court didn't lift a finger to do 3 seconds of research to realize the fraud before it happened, they aren't going to lift a finger to do 4 seconds of research after to prove it happened. Phil could have come home from the courthouse after being granted the bankruptcy and snorted 50,000 dollars of coke live on stream in celebration and they'd never know. Phil could admit to blowing all his money on WWE Champions tomorrow and personally address the court with: "THANKS FOR THE MONEY DUMMIES!!! ACKACKACK" and nothing would happen. The court would never even find out because you know goddamn well that after the 857,902 emails containing a link to Phil masturbating every single person even tangentially related to the courthouse has an email filter for the words: "Phillip, Burnell, DSP" and "DarkSydePhil".

I guess what I am trying to say is: He still has the bankruptcy and it is business related.
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He could show up on the lawn of Nancy or maybe even the Honorable Timothy Dore at the crack of dawn buck naked in front of concert speakers and a 50 foot screen breakdancing to 'Here Comes the Money' with the phrase 'I PHILIP PAUL BURNELL, GOT AWAY WITH DEFRAUDING THE GOVERNMENT' emblazoned in 5 foot letters over footage of him dumping thousands on Champions and other assorted junk, lying on his forms and acking.
 
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