WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Out of all the games to spend money on, why the fuck would he spend it on a shitty wrestling mobile game?

Because he doesn't need to spend any on console games. Well, he probably could get paypigs to fund his $10k mobile addiction if he wanted, also.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Man one thing you gotta love is how dark is just the easiest person to scam. Like he’s a salesman’s best friend, he’s got the perfect weak mind to get hooked on mobile game scams, he’s the perfect mark. Every time you see a crummy deal or shitty idea and think “what kinda idiots fall for this?” It was designed with people like phil in mind

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Guys it's okay, it's a buyers market for micro-transactions.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Man one thing you gotta love is how dark is just the easiest person to scam. Like he’s a salesman’s best friend, he’s got the perfect weak mind to get hooked on mobile game scams, he’s the perfect mark. Every time you see a crummy deal or shitty idea and think “what kinda idiots fall for this?” It was designed with people like phil in mind

I'm glad Leanna has moved on with her life, but I would love to hear her or Kathy tell us all the dumb shit Phil has spent money on, or wanted to spend money on.

If Kathy actually worked at Kohl's, the mecca of "80% sales". She would have to talk Phil out of buying everything.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Man one thing you gotta love is how dark is just the easiest person to scam. Like he’s a salesman’s best friend, he’s got the perfect weak mind to get hooked on mobile game scams, he’s the perfect mark. Every time you see a crummy deal or shitty idea and think “what kinda idiots fall for this?” It was designed with people like phil in mind

Phil is his audience. In some alternate reality Phil would be someone like Swagginz throwing all his money away for the microscopic power that comes with being a Twitch mod.

That's why it's hilarious when people use the word "mastermind" to describe Phil. He's a moron who's scams only work on those even more exceptional then himself. Everyone else can see through it in a second. Phil has a $2,000 tip goal right before he takes a 4 day vacation, what a mastermind.

 

[ОТСТАЛАЯ ПИЗДА]

I find it highly likely that DSP's pay piggies that pay him the most are hate viewers. The same way that wings ended up being supported only by trolls. The thing is if when he ends up going to court for owing the mortgage company money he will be so fucked by all these people cuz it proves he had means to pay them back.

 

[actually]

I find it highly likely that DSP's pay piggies that pay him the most are hate viewers. The same way that wings ended up being supported only by trolls. The thing is if when he ends up going to court for owing the mortgage company money he will be so fucked by all these people cuz it proves he had means to pay them back.

Pressing X to doubt that most will care. If anything, it will probably get him some pity money. That said, if bankruptcy ends up being his ultimate endpoint, we'll get to see exactly where his debts are.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I find it highly likely that DSP's pay piggies that pay him the most are hate viewers. The same way that wings ended up being supported only by trolls. The thing is if when he ends up going to court for owing the mortgage company money he will be so fucked by all these people cuz it proves he had means to pay them back.

No the ones that pay him the most are the cucks that dare not step out of line and get some genuine enjoyment out of his piss poor khantent

 

[Kosher Dill]

Out of all the games to spend money on, why the fuck would he spend it on a shitty wrestling mobile game?

Why, you ask?

He's gay, he's gay, he's gay, he's totally-y gay.

 

[grump]

Not going to trawl through 30 pages but did anybody ever figure out how old the account is or what the name change policy is?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Not going to trawl through 30 pages but did anybody ever figure out how old the account is or what the name change policy is?

On the WWE games, you can't change your name. You can create multiple accounts linked on various social media and e-mails, though.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Man one thing you gotta love is how dark is just the easiest person to scam. Like he’s a salesman’s best friend, he’s got the perfect weak mind to get hooked on mobile game scams, he’s the perfect mark. Every time you see a crummy deal or shitty idea and think “what kinda idiots fall for this?” It was designed with people like phil in mind

Getting swindled into buying a Khando, two BMWs, and all that overpriced Furniture immediately spring to mind. He's a pigeon.

 

[Uncle Ted]

Including this phone game, drunken Netflix bunges and his daily lurking of the farms, Phil must spend something like 16 hours per day looking at a screen. That can't be healthy.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Not going to trawl through 30 pages but did anybody ever figure out how old the account is or what the name change policy is?

It's actually worth it because watching it all come together and the mystery of "Where does Phil's money go each month? Why is he always broke?" be solved is pretty damn entertaining.

 

[Salubrious]

Including this phone game, drunken Netflix bunges and his daily lurking of the farms, Phil must spend something like 16 hours per day looking at a screen. That can't be healthy.

I mean, by his own admission, unless he is cooking or sleeping, that's pretty much all he does 6 days per week. And on "off days", probably not much less.

 

[wabbits]

I mean, by his own admission, unless he is cooking or sleeping, that's pretty much all he does 6 days per week. And on "off days", probably not much less.

True. It takes him only a few minutes each day to fap.

 

[Kheapathic]

God damn this thread moves fast. I know I'm late to the yesterday in the AM party; but some guy having "TheyCallMeDSP" since the game came out, and not knowing anything about DarkSydePhil. Seriously nigga? That the fucking best you got?

 

[tzgnilki]

God damn this thread moves fast. I know I'm late to the yesterday in the AM party; but some guy having "TheyCallMeDSP" since the game came out, and not knowing anything about DarkSydePhil. Seriously nigga? That the fucking best you got?

having an italian wrestler on his profile is probably the funniest part of this entire meme

Spoiler

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

True. It takes him only a few minutes each day to fap.

if you consider 90 seconds to be "a few minutes", and he also does that while looking at a screen.

some guy having "TheyCallMeDSP" since the game came out, and not knowing anything about DarkSydePhil. Seriously nigga? That the fucking best you got?

go through the highlights, there's far more evidence than that

 

[grump]

BTW: has someone looked into more than a couple login times to see if they line up? Maybe someone can make an excel of a couple dozen randomly picked days and check them. Seems a simple way to rule out or greatly strengthen the case if one doesn't align or if they all do. I know its a bit obsessive but this is Kiwifarms after all.