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Aaa0aaa0 said:
Optimally, make my roommate buy us a six month supply of corona and drink it in the course of a week. If we live through the liver failure, cool, if not, we went out on our own terms, Florida man style.
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TBH if this shit does wind up really fucking nasty im probably gonna go full florida man and go out in a blaze of retarded hedonistic excess and debauchery.

Nothing nasty that will hurt people, just dumb shit that make my last few days the funnest and funniest shit of my existence and that will hopefully leave all the survivors in my area with a bunch of hilarious stories about my terminal hijinks and maybe even leave my body in such an obscenely comprimising yet amusing position that hundreds of years from now when they dig me out a plague pit, future archeologists will spend a good half hour laughing at whatever sordid state I leave my corpse

I dunno, I probably wont be able to get a sexy anne-frank bodypillow off amazon but I could probably raid a nearby sex shop for the gnarliest looking shit to turn into an imprompteu suit of depravity that will hopefully survive the elements in whatever grave I wind up in
 
Ahriman said:
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www.businessinsider.com

Hospital staff in Wuhan are wearing adult diapers because they don't have time to pee while caring for an overwhelming number of coronavirus patients

Wuhan went under quarantine on Wednesday, leaving local hospitals alone to treat an immense number of patients who contracted the novel coronavirus.
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I mean, I expected diaper fetish apocolypse porn but I didn't expect it to happen IRL

Have some thread tunez while I'm at it. I'm currently eyeing up some (Scott. Not the GSR tho, those are supposed to be bummy) gasmasks but all the ones that'll last long term are fucking expensive. 200 big ones for the mask and 2 ABEK1-P3 filters.


 
So glad our logo is also fully protected! Animal mistreatment was what got us here in the first place after all :heart-full:
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Out of solidarity for Chinese victims of the Wuhan Plague, I am giving up the use of the letter L until this is all over. Will be replacing it with R until this all passes over.

Prease risten to me and forrow my read.
 
Also hate to be that pony but how long till we get a good old fashioned "virgin cleansing myth" with this shit?

Ya know, the whole "sex with a virgin will cure your AIDs/Ebola/Autism" thing that resulted in signs like this springing up all over africa once the nigs there took things to predictable extremes
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Reason im asking is that if yall could be good enough to start the rumor ball rolling then maybe if I advertise my virginity with some kind of attraction sign I can finally get some china* from realtrue ladies looking to not die of Brianna Wu-Flu

* lol this classic christorical euphamism just became that much more amusing and appropriate
 
Judge Holden said:
Also hate to be that pony but how long till we get a good old fashioned "virgin cleansing myth" with this shit?

Ya know, the whole "sex with a virgin will cure your AIDs/Ebola/Autism" thing that resulted in signs like this springing up all over africa once the nigs there took things to predictable extremes
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You mean that doesn't work?
 
Discussing the issue this weekend with my mate who worked at some orphanage in fuck knows where in China for a few months 12 or so years ago. We were talking about the lack of hygiene in China compared to other Asian countries and the West, and she told me two incidents that just underscored how culturally retarded they are about hygiene.

1) Toddler in orphanage wearing those split pants/no nappy shits themselves. Foul-stinking diarrhea floods all over floor.

Shit mopped up with cloth. No disinfectant or soap used, just wiped up.

Kid gets slapped for this offence.

They then went around the room and WIPED THE KIDS' FACES 'CLEAN' WITH THE SAME CLOTH AFTER RINSING IN IN COLD WATER. Shit is literally smeared into kids' faces by their caregivers.

No wonder so many kids die young in those orphanages.

2) Chinese man casually spitting in a drinking-water fountain.

These were just two of the more sordid incidents but she said the filth was insane everywhere.

She also said they were told to survive, if they ever bought any food off a street stall or restaurant, to use the Muslim sellers, because they are the ONLY ones who wash their hands frequently throughout the day, or at all, and are more persnickety about cleanliness due to religious requirements.
 
We don't exactly know the mortality rate since it's too early. Once we get around 5,000 to 10,000 total recovered or dead we'll know what the mortality rate. My bet is that the mortality rate overall could be between 3% and 8%. People who are immunocompromised could have a heavier mortality rate between 20 or 40%.

But I'll say this for sure, if the coronavirus hits my town, I'm getting the fuck out of town and heading for a very low population dense area.
 
Another day of this Wuhan shit.

I know that Jesus's blood bought me out from sin but I need to really repent.

I didn't anticipate stuff like that happening in my lifetime.

Also, if this is really the begining of the end of days, here's my obligatory scream of the day.

 
I thought Cali would've been the first to get hit with the virus, as it has one of the largest Chinese population, instead of NY
 
TFJohn said:
We don't exactly know the mortality rate since it's too early. Once we get around 5,000 to 10,000 total recovered or dead we'll know what the mortality rate. My bet is that the mortality rate overall could be between 3% and 8%. People who are immunocompromised could have a heavier mortality rate between 20 or 40%.

But I'll say this for sure, if the coronavirus hits my town, I'm getting the fuck out of town and heading for a very low population dense area.
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Rocky Mountain Safe Zone has already been established, for those strong enough to get here. Head for Longs Peak, the trail of dead bears I had to kill on the way here leads to the entrance.

Guess this goes without saying, but no bats.
 
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