Write the last Simpson’s episode

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Here’s mine: Apu goes on a raping spree through Springfield and gets everyone except Homer because he’s too fat. Marge gets pregnant with Apu’s kid and hires Sideshow Bob to perform the abortion. The end scene is of Bart at the cemetery with the shriveled up fetus in his hands and he digs a small hole and quickly places the Apu-fetus into it. He then turns to the camera and goes, “¡Ay Caramba!”
 
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Homer accidentally chokes bart too hard and kills him. He then spends the rest of the episode trying to hide Bart's corpse to no avail.

One or all of the voice actors have died and the voices are done using AI versions of them.

The episode ends with all of Springfield at Bart's funeral and Homer getting arrested for murder.
 
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Basically the way people always wished it would end -- The Simpsons at Christmas time lapsed through the various major characters existing then passing followed by Bart or Lisa with their family at Christmas. Essentially the Christmas episode before the Simpsons movie. That was the perfect Simpsons ending episode. Add in soft piano Christmas music, scenes of falling snow, and you'll have every GenX and Mil. weeping.
 
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Whatever the actual last episode should be, the last scene should be the camera zooming out until it shows the TV and the family on the couch. A quick one-liner from Homer and he changes the channel. End scene.
 
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"Our people need us" - Says Homer, as the sofa with the whole family starts floating and slowly rises until they disappear beyond the frame.

They die on the way to their home planet.

The End.
 
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Homer decides to end it all. He kisses Marge goodbye for work that morning, but then instead of going to the Nuclear Plant, he stops outside of Springfield Elementary and gets out of the car. He pops the trunk and pulls out a trenchcoat, an AR-15, and a sawed-off shotgun, and starts to walk towards the school when he spots Sideshow Bob doing the same. Sideshow Bob is finally resolved to kill Bart, and he and Homer join forces and storm the school. Lockdown alarms are going off as Homer and Bob execute Bart, Lisa, and the others. Then, as the police arrive outside, Homer and Bob decide to go out in a blaze of glory by charging back out the front door at the cops. Homer ducks back in at the last second so that he won't be seen, leaving Sideshow Bob to charge out alone, getting gunned down by police as he realizes that Homer betrayed him.

Homer then drives home just in time to see Marge watching the news report on TV. He beats her with a hammer, but doesn't kill her, because he wants her to experience pure agony while she bleeds out. Then he drives to the Nuclear Plant to continue his shooting spree. Marge calls the cops, but it's too late, and by the time they realize that there's a second shooter, Homer has already reached the reactor. The last that anyone sees of Springfield is a bright flash and a mushroom cloud, and then the screen goes black.

It's a two-partner finale, and the second part is just thirty minutes of everyone in Springfield staring at the camera with realistic bloody eyes while the main theme plays in reverse. During the end credits, Matt Groening himself walks into the screen to confirm that Dead Bart was real.

Then the new Family Guy episode starts with Brian and Peter watching the same episode on TV.
 
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Homer is revealed as an imposter, and a new character voiced by Martin Sheen is revealed as the 'real' Homer Simpson. Homer returns to his former life as a teenage delinquent while the 'real' Homer Simpson takes over as the leading man of The Simpsons. The show is cancelled immediately following this episode.
 
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Homer looks deadpan into the camera and says "bazinga" completing the shows arc of falling into below average mediocrity
 
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I would have Homer say every single nigger joke there is for the entire 22 minutes and then cut to black. This of course would make a lot of people very upset but they wouldn't be able to get the show canceled since it already ended.
 
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What Will Most Liky Happen

*Pretentious Art Crap*
Ned and Marge Fall In Love
Ned Dies of MS
Marge Leaves For The French Riviera

Homer Drinks Himself To Death Because Men Are Evil

Nelson Muntz Leaves Lisa Simpson for Marcia Princess

Lisa & Bart Move in together after Bart's 10th failed marriage.

Maggie Becomes a DJ
 
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Hank Scorpio returns and develops an interest in Marge. She reciprocates. Bart and Lisa take to him as the father figure they always wanted. Scorpio bonds with Lisa over their shared love of jazz while instructing Bart in the fine art of global domination.

Homer is despondent, gaining a brief moment of clarity at how much of a waste his life has been. The ghost of Frank Grimes appears to him, mocking his depression. Homer gets his gun from that one episode, drives to Patty and Selma, shoots them dead, drowns Maggie in their bathtub and blows his brains out.

He wakes up in hell but instead of Satan/Flanders he finds that Indian comic responsible for removing Apu waiting to wokescold him for all eternity. He screams in terror as we pan back to Scorpio and his new family living an ideal life while nukes fly out destroying the world, courtesy of Bart.
 
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