Would you shit in a bucket?

[Useful_Mistake]

You really need to take a shit, and before you suddenly appears a man in a black cape and black top hat. He offers you two doors, none of which existed before the man's arrival. When you open the doors, you find a bucket behind one of them, and a functional toilet behind another.

There is no benefit to shitting in a bucket, you are informed.

Do you shit in a bucket?

 

[mister meaner]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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I guess that's a yes?

 

[TomServo]

For the sake of novelty? Yes.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Niggas really be walking the streets for ages suffering from needing to shit. If I were so retarded not to use a perfectly good street, I might as well do it in a bucket.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I've shit in worse. Try an ammo can. Affectionately known as the "groover." When you go to very remote and obscure places and have to pack out everything you pack in.

 

[My Name is Ed]

If the bucket was there and I had to shit, then yes.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Easy. Of course I shit in the bucket bc I can throw the shitbucket at someone but not throw the toilet.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

This is a test. I would take the third option and shit on the floor instead.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

Top Hat Guy sounds like some monster from the 'Magnus Archives'. I wouldn't want to enter either door; might get stuck in a dimension of endless toilets or something.

A better version of this hypothetical would have the bucket come with a roll of toilet paper, and the toilet does not.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

A better version of this hypothetical would have the bucket come with a roll of toilet paper, and the toilet does not

But then there's a clear incentive to use the bucket

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

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[Kosher Dill]

A top hat is really just an inverted bucket.

 

[User names must be unique]

Is there toilet paper? The worst thing about shitting in a bucket in my experience is having to wipe with pilfered fastfood napkins.

 

[King George III]

Wouldn't be the first time.

 

[Kayfabe]

Depends the size of the bucket.

 

[Massacre]

Just go out side behind some trees

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I've shit in worse, including just the ground outside. You don't really care when you gotta go, the only place you don't want to shit in is your pants.

 

[KittyGremlin]

You guys don't shit in buckets?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I shit my pants in front of the man and maintain eye contact with him the entire time.