Would you have sex with Null?

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JethroTullamore

JethroTullamore

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He seems nice and soft, probably be really good for cuddling after too. Maybe make you a nice pizza.

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Lidl Drip
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Kiwi Farms slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get a massive erection. I've listened to literally every Joshcore song there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nulls tight nussy. I want to have his mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my Null bodypillow. I'd rubbed pizza all over it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Kiwifarms account. I might not ever get to see Null again.
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Catler said:
If KFers found out, I'd never live it down...on the other hand Null seems like a nice guy and he's kind of cute.

Sure, as long as he's not into anything weird...
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Let’s say he just wants to feed you afterwards and maybe admire your feet a little too much.
 
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galpal said:
probably. I can't remember what he looks like right now, but I know I didn't think him repulsive or anything.
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It depends. Who's fucking who, and how much will the dopamine boost contribute to Null's fight for the Farms? Sometimes you gotta take one for the team, brothers.
Plus, he looks like a husky cherub, so that's like a good 2 inches you won't even have to feel.
 
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Kiwi Farms slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get a massive erection. I've listened to literally every Joshcore song there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nulls tight nussy. I want to have his mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my Null bodypillow. I'd rubbed pizza all over it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Kiwifarms account. I might not ever get to see Null again.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Kiwi Farms slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get a massive erection. I've listened to literally every Joshcore song there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nulls tight nussy. I want to have his mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my Null bodypillow. I'd rubbed pizza all over it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Kiwifarms account. I might not ever get to see Null again.
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🎵White girls fuck dogs :null:🎵
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Kiwi Farms slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get a massive erection. I've listened to literally every Joshcore song there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nulls tight nussy. I want to have his mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my Null bodypillow. I'd rubbed pizza all over it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Kiwifarms account. I might not ever get to see Null again.
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>he was being unironic
 
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