Would you have sex with Null?

[JethroTullamore]

He seems nice and soft, probably be really good for cuddling after too. Maybe make you a nice pizza.

Would you?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

depends. how much beer is there?

 

[JethroTullamore]

depends. how much beer is there?

As much as you need.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

As much as you need.

OK but it better be *good* beer. and DiGiorno's

 

[Catler]

If KFers found out, I'd never live it down...on the other hand Null seems like a nice guy and he's kind of cute.

Sure, as long as he's not into anything weird...

 

[JethroTullamore]

If KFers found out, I'd never live it down...on the other hand Null seems like a nice guy and he's kind of cute.

Sure, as long as he's not into anything weird...

Let’s say he just wants to feed you afterwards and maybe admire your feet a little too much.

 

[galpal]

probably. I can't remember what he looks like right now, but I know I didn't think him repulsive or anything.

 

[Psyduck]

Real Kiwis know that Null is already taken

NullxChantal 4ever

 

[Blackstar]

That would be gay, and I'm not a faggot, so no

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Fuck no

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Only if I get bestowed the honorary forum title "Xorperator".

 

[ziod]

maybe, but only if he gives me admin privileges, also his squeals would be heckin cute

 

[.iota.]

probably. I can't remember what he looks like right now, but I know I didn't think him repulsive or anything.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Is he rich?

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

It depends. Who's fucking who, and how much will the dopamine boost contribute to Null's fight for the Farms? Sometimes you gotta take one for the team, brothers.
Plus, he looks like a husky cherub, so that's like a good 2 inches you won't even have to feel.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Kiwi Farms slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get a massive erection. I've listened to literally every Joshcore song there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nulls tight nussy. I want to have his mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my Null bodypillow. I'd rubbed pizza all over it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Kiwifarms account. I might not ever get to see Null again.

 

[ziod]

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Kiwi Farms slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get a massive erection. I've listened to literally every Joshcore song there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nulls tight nussy. I want to have his mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my Null bodypillow. I'd rubbed pizza all over it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Kiwifarms account. I might not ever get to see Null again.

White girls fuck dogs

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Many of us already have, and sadly it was without our consent. If you dare to see the depths of depravity of the Null’s, check this thread most truthful:

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/what-did-null-do-to-you.127795/

 

[Pissmaster]

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Kiwi Farms slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get a massive erection. I've listened to literally every Joshcore song there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nulls tight nussy. I want to have his mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my Null bodypillow. I'd rubbed pizza all over it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Kiwifarms account. I might not ever get to see Null again.

>he was being unironic