Would you fuck an alien?

[parsnip]

Assuming they were reasonably humanoid and the same level of intelligence as humans. Would you join the 238,000 mile high club?

 

[eatler]

I’d say no because I don’t like being probed.

 

[Not A Bunny]

The real question is, would it fuck me?

No, probably not.

 

[Finger Pistols]

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[Drip Torch]

The real question is, would it fuck me?

No, probably not.

If I were you, Id be more worried about the aliens stealing my blood and organs.
As much as them aliens love probing rednecks, they love them some cow parts.

 

[Not A Bunny]

If I were you, Id be more worried about the aliens stealing my blood and organs.
As much as them aliens love probing rednecks, they love them some cow parts.

I mean, there are humans that love them some cow parts.

I suppose I should have stroked out a long time ago from the trauma of seeing people grilling en masse over the summer.

 

[The handsome tard]

Depends if they arent retarded or ugly.

 

[Karen]

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Context for the unaware

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Captain Kirk is my hero. Of course.

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

And get Xenomorphs or headcrabs exploding out of my dick two days later? Yeah, no. Keep your alien pussy, I'm good.

 

[eatler]

If I were you, Id be more worried about the aliens stealing my blood and organs.
As much as them aliens love probing rednecks, they love them some cow parts.

Do different than dating a goth girl.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Only If a shower was nearby so I could get the green paint off post coitus

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

What happens with a silicon based vagina?

 

[dick brain]

Who's asking?