Would you fuck an alien?

[parsnip]

Assuming they were reasonably humanoid and the same level of intelligence as humans. Would you join the 238,000 mile high club?

 

[cypocryphy]

Absolutely

 

[Solomon Bundy]

They've got to have a sweet ass, and their tentacles and antennae can't get in the way.

 

[King George III]

Is she fat?

 

[User names must be unique]

No, that's how you wind up on some intergalactic internet porn site being mocked and masturbated to by creepy alien fags.

 

[King George III]

No, that's how you wind up on some intergalactic internet porn site being mocked and masturbated to by creepy alien fags.

Come on now, you're saying you wouldn't bang the Duras sisters?

Spoiler

 

[User names must be unique]

Come on now, you're saying you wouldn't bang the Duras sisters?

One or both?

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

specifically that goth chick from Farscape

 

[Slav Power]

NO MARCIANITO

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

depends, what are their pronouns?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

as long as there's no alien dick and she swallows like the intergalactic whore she is

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

How "reasonably humanoid" are we talkin' here? Sectoid? Viper? Chryssalid? Or are we capping out at "humans with makeup on?"

 

[parsnip]

How "reasonably humanoid" are we talkin' here? Sectoid? Viper? Chryssalid? Or are we capping out at "humans with makeup on?"

Well, more human than beast. We're not fucking the catboys from zarcon 5 or anything.

 

[Slav Power]

Well, more human than beast. We're not fucking the catboys from zarcon 5 or anything.

So like

These?

 

[parsnip]

So like
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These?

Yes, but also something less human but not quite animal like this..

 

[Jason Wynn]

Paging @Xenomorph

You willing to make a man out of these space cadets?

 

[Lazy Printer]

This is how you ended up with space std.

 

[Violent Sudowoodo]

 

[Drip Torch]

This chad has something to say.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

No, absolutely not....

Yea, yea I absolutely probably would.