Would you eat human meat?

[Troonos]

Eagerly. I've always wanted to try it, assuming it was given voluntarily and doesn't contain transmissible disease.

 

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

Maybe in a life or death way and there was no other choice. I wouldn't be proud of myself though.

There was actually a guy who once volunteered to be eaten. He agreed to some dude on Craigslist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O41pcfHtb48

Apparently he also recorded cutting the guy in half. It was so gory that people who watched it in court puked, fainted, and needed therapy.

 

[melty]

Yeah, I've always wanted to try it

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Yes. and a glass of blood as a refreshment.

 

[Paul Barker!]

I would try to avoid it, personally.

 

[AnaV]

 

[An Account]

Gimme gimme humie tendies
Be they Chris’s or that chick from Wendy’s

 

[Creep3r]

I hate the taste of pork and all pork products (except wild boar that one time). But if its a life or death scenario where no other food can be found, then I would probably go full ghoul.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

You bitches are weak. I already eat human meat every week as a snack. Simply go to California on a road trip and stalk one of the healthier homeless in San Francisco. Kidnap him/her (the younger the better), detox it in your basement and you have prime human meat sliding down your throat as you salivate in its grandeur.

 

[millais]

I hate the taste of pork and all pork products (except wild boar that one time). But if its a life or death scenario where no other food can be found, then I would probably go full ghoul.
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I never liked pork either, but then I went overseas and discovered that American pork is vastly inferior to other countries' pork, on account of American pork husbandry is still behind the rest of the First World countries in surgically-facilitated hormone control.

The earlier you remove the gonads from a slaughter pig, the less time its meat will spend being ruined by those natural hormones which give the meat an awful taste. In America, our pig farmers' micro-surgery skills are somewhat lacking, so they have to wait until the pig is already half-grown before the gonads are big enough for an easy surgical removal. In other countries, they have much better micro-surgery skills and can remove the tiny gonads from newborn pigs right from the start. Their pork consequently tastes very clean and stinkless, since the hormones only had the briefest period in which to ruin the meat.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Nah. I'd systematically depersonalize my target until eating them would have no more ethical weight than eating a chicken.

Perhaps the Chinese plan to replace pangolin with Uyghur meat?

 

[Just wandering]

The real question is were the human meat will come from? If it somebody who was killed no but if it a morbidly obese who just died right now....
maybe

 

[The Pink Panther]

Absofuckinglutely. No question.

I'm curious and I would indulge.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Sounds like a great way to get a neurodegenerative disorder.
Or turn into a wendigo.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Prion. Look it up.

 

[JosephStalin]

As Frank Zappa said, "No fucking way, Ike!"

 

[drfuzzyballs]

Assuming it was safe and ethical I would, and if I liked it I would keep eating it.

 

[Spl00gies]

I have it on good authority that @SiccDicc eats babies.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Only if I’m forced to

 

[CrippleThreat]

If prepared well, it might taste like chicken. But, no thanks.

Would take a human skull chalice though.