Sonichu Worst Sonichu Pages

[Trombonista]

I might as well repost my personal "favorites":

Sonichu 0:

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Rosechu and Blachu look okay, but Kel and Naitsirhc look like they were drawn by a five-year-old.

Sonichu 1:

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The last panel has been mocked quite a bit, but Hunchback Rosechu adds an extra bit of fail.

Sonichu 2:

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I call this the Wes-Li comet.

Sonichu 3:

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Punchy Sonee is hideous. That face isn't cute, it's creepy. And his arms...

 

[Dollars2010]

Sonichu 3:

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Punchy Sonee is hideous. That face isn't cute, it's creepy. And his arms...

Those wiggly arms remind me of this:

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[DrChristianTroy]

1- I know in the past it has been said that Chris is decent at deciding what colors go together. HOW THE SHIT DO YOU EXPLAIN THE MOTORCYCLE? Maybe it's me but orange, magenta and some kind of hybrid of lime and puke green don't work well together.

2- Ignoring the stupidity of copyrighting everything why does he write "2000-????" Wouldn't he just need the year it was made? I know it's silly and minor but whatever.

3- Apparently the motorcycle is named after some transformer named "Prowl". Considering how the racist caricature Punchy was this is funny and offensive all at the same time.

 

[José Mourinho]

What's up with Punchy Sonichu's eyes?

 

[pickleniggo]

2- Ignoring the stupidity of copyrighting everything why does he write "2000-????" Wouldn't he just need the year it was made? I know it's silly and minor but whatever.

NO, you don't understand how much this irks me as well. It's so awkward, but what else is new.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

What's up with Punchy Sonichu's eyes?

Ignorance.

 

[punchabunch]

1- I know in the past it has been said that Chris is decent at deciding what colors go together. HOW THE SHIT DO YOU EXPLAIN THE MOTORCYCLE? Maybe it's me but orange, magenta and some kind of hybrid of lime and puke green don't work well together.

Its a misconception of him having good color theory. He doesnt have good Color Theory, Crayola does. When they pack their colors for kids, they pick a rainbow of colors that go quite well together if you blindly select two. Try it for yourself! Draw a sonichu recolor using only 2 colors of Crayola Markers! Then post it on the Fanart thread!

 

[pickleniggo]

1- I know in the past it has been said that Chris is decent at deciding what colors go together. HOW THE SHIT DO YOU EXPLAIN THE MOTORCYCLE? Maybe it's me but orange, magenta and some kind of hybrid of lime and puke green don't work well together.

Its a misconception of him having good color theory. He doesnt have good Color Theory, Crayola does. When they pack their colors for kids, they pick a rainbow of colors that go quite well together if you blindly select two. Try it for yourself! Draw a sonichu recolor using only 2 colors of Crayola Markers! Then post it on the Fanart thread!

It's that and it's also that he chooses his color schemes based on pre-existing characters or elements.

 

[Major Update]

The iconic image at the bottom left of the page. That's the image that launched a thousand trolls.

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[Saney]

The iconic image at the bottom left of the page. That's the image that launched a thousand trolls.

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It's kind of interesting how his design improves. Marginally of course, but it does get (slightly) better.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

You know what's a big contributing factor in Chris' shitty artwork? He can't hold a pen/pencil/crayon/marker the right way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vnqnUBQ9r24

 

[Saney]

You know what's a big contributing factor in Chris' shitty artwork? He can't hold a pen/pencil/crayon/marker the right way.

[youtube]vnqnUBQ9r24[/youtube]

Man, that looks really uncomfortable. His fingers must have cramped like hell.

 

[BillRiley]

You know what's a big contributing factor in Chris' shitty artwork? He can't hold a pen/pencil/crayon/marker the right way.

[youtube]vnqnUBQ9r24[/youtube]

Man, that looks really uncomfortable. His fingers must have cramped like hell.

Chris probably grew up with underdeveloped small muscles. Most autistic people have his problem. Since he never got therapy for it, he probably still has control problems. Thus his using his index finger to keep the pen stable. His hands probably cramp up when he's drawing as well because he's expending so much energy just keeping the pen stable.

 

[Bugaboo]

You know what's a big contributing factor in Chris' shitty artwork? He can't hold a pen/pencil/crayon/marker the right way.

[youtube]vnqnUBQ9r24[/youtube]

Man, that looks really uncomfortable. His fingers must have cramped like hell.

I've literally attempted to hold a pencil in this manner like 12 times and I have no idea what the fuck is even happening here.

 

[José Mourinho]

The iconic image at the bottom left of the page. That's the image that launched a thousand trolls.

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I noticed that Chris looks completely different compared with the other pages in other issues.

 

[Bugaboo]

The iconic image at the bottom left of the page. That's the image that launched a thousand trolls.

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I noticed that Chris looks completely different compared with the other pages in other issues.

Chris can never draw himself consistently.
He could at least attempt to use some very basic guidelines but we've seen he doesn't sketch an idea first to get the basic layout he just jumps right into the lineart and colors as he goes.

 

[snowkitten91]

Chris can never draw himself consistently.
He could at least attempt to use some very basic guidelines but we've seen he doesn't sketch an idea first to get the basic layout he just jumps right into the lineart and colors as he goes.

I lol'd at that Ace Ventura hairstyle that he gave himself in that panel.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

You know what's a big contributing factor in Chris' shitty artwork? He can't hold a pen/pencil/crayon/marker the right way.

[youtube]vnqnUBQ9r24[/youtube]

Man, that looks really uncomfortable. His fingers must have cramped like hell.

Chris probably grew up with underdeveloped small muscles. Most autistic people have his problem. Since he never got therapy for it, he probably still has control problems. Thus his using his index finger to keep the pen stable. His MANOS probably cramp up when he's drawing as well because he's expending so much energy just keeping the pen stable.

Another factor, unless it has already been pointed out, is that Chris doesn't care if he makes a mistake. At 1:02 he says "I messed up there but I'll work with it." Now giving benefit of the doubt he didn't care if since it's a video. That said he has just tried to cover up fuck ups in the past.

 

[Bugaboo]

I finally managed to replicate the way Chris holds a pen.
WTF how did he come to the conclusion that he should hold it like that.

 

[Saney]

I finally managed to replicate the way Chris holds a pen.
WTF how did he come to the conclusion that he should hold it like that.

So, do your fingers still work, or are they now completely useless?