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[DykesDykesChina]

His legs, OMG HIS LEGS!!

 

[Saney]

His legs, OMG HIS LEGS!!

How does he even stand?

 

[Bugaboo]

His legs, OMG HIS LEGS!!

How does he even stand?

Clearly that one massive leg gives him all his balance and he spends all his time standing like a flamingo and hopping around on one leg like a injured bird and has build up that leg's muscles.

 

[DevilDog]

Oh man, the arms, the legs...all of it >.> also "Blaing"? what does that mean?

What the fuck is that siamese Chris thing at the bottom of the page? Is he supposed to be looking one way and then the other?

Ok last one guys, "Collapse into slumber" not even Sonichus are immune to STRESS it would seem

 

[Bugaboo]

Ok last one guys, "Collapse into slumber" not even Sonichus are immune to STRESS it would seem

He actually copied the plot of Zelda 2: Link's Adventure.
So all he has to do is shove a bunch of crystals in some places then fight his shadow and some other dude.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

How does he even stand?

Clearly that one massive leg gives him all his balance and he spends all his time standing like a flamingo and hopping around on one leg like a injured bird and has build up that leg's muscles.

Actually, I was talking about Chris's legs. But Robotnik's are very strange, too.

 

[Bugaboo]

How does he even stand?

Clearly that one massive leg gives him all his balance and he spends all his time standing like a flamingo and hopping around on one leg like a injured bird and has build up that leg's muscles.

Actually, I was talking about Chris's legs. But Robotnik's are very strange, too.

I got confused because everyone's legs are atrocious.

 

[Saney]

Oh God, her torso...her ridiculously short skirt..l
What the fuck is that siamese Chris thing at the bottom of the page? Is he supposed to be looking one way and then the other?

It's meant to show that he's turning his head rapidly.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

How does he even stand?

Clearly that one massive leg gives him all his balance and he spends all his time standing like a flamingo and hopping around on one leg like a injured bird and has build up that leg's muscles.

Actually, I was talking about Chris's legs. But Robotnik's are very strange, too.

Chris has the worst case of rickets I've ever seen.

 

[The Hunter]

Actually, this whole issue was pretty fucked.

I just love how Chris makes those little charms and stuff for Patti then says that he bestowed his magical powers on them or some shit like he's some kind of Shaman.

Also, "IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER... UGH... BOYFRIEND."

 

[Bugaboo]

Why did he feel the need to elaborate that she's not a boyfriend-free-girl?

 

[Male]

Is Patti's skull just a giant cube?
Also Allison's shoes looks like a pair of steam irons.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Why did he feel the need to elaborate that she's not a boyfriend-free-girl?

At the time, he wasn't quite at the point where he had to conjure up a fictional sweetheart like Lovely Weather.

Allison, however, is not so much sweetheart material as she is another trinket in Chris's fantasy world: a Hollywood starlet falling over herself to be his aide.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I'm pondering whether Chris turning his dead doggy into a furry thing is adorable or creepy... maybe both?!

Also, the idea that a successful movie star from Hollywood will become a secretary is sorta... outlandish.

 

[OR 345]

I was always confused over Patti's square head. Everyone else has a round head, so why not her?

 

[The Hunter]

I was always confused over Patti's square head. Everyone else has a round head, so why not her?

Actually, Chris has a bean shaped head in that panel.

 

[OR 345]

Well, roundish. Chris can't stay consistent within the same panel, so that's close enough to "round" for me.

 

[spaps]

I don't know how that guy mistook pre-tomgirl Chris for a woman, especially considering that he knew who Chris was, but when he does, Chris flips his shit and punches him. Why didn't Chris freak out when the guy mistook Megan for a man? And why is that guy so calm in a time of crisis?

As stupid as that page was, he then has this page:

"I'm sorry for sayin' that homosexuality is evil and will make you burn in hell for all eternity. I didn't really mean it."

 

[Henry Bemis]

Spoiler

"I'm sorry for sayin' that homosexuality is evil and will make you burn in hell for all eternity. I didn't really mean it."

"A bunch of homosexual people" is one of my favorites of those little gems scattered throughout the comic, along with "I have drilled that into y'all's thick skulls."

Also, if I didn't know any better, but judging from that page, I'd think Chris is heterosexual.

 

[DevilDog]

I don't know how that guy mistook pre-tomgirl Chris for a woman, especially considering that he knew who Chris was, but when he does, Chris flips his shit and punches him. Why didn't Chris freak out when the guy mistook Megan for a man? And why is that guy so calm in a time of crisis?

As stupid as that page was, he then has this page:
"I'm sorry for sayin' that homosexuality is evil and will make you burn in hell for all eternity. I didn't really mean it."

Meg looks so bad >.>