Wizardchan

[HandBanana]

It seems to me that there is something more to that story than what that guy is telling.
I mean if someone yawns and slaps you in the face by accident you usally just say sorry and be on your way. Did he have like super long gross fingernails that dug into her eye or something?

I'm thinking he probably accidentally jabbed her in the eye, then, when everyone else was like, "Hey, what the hell did he do?!", he either stood around gaping or tried to run away. They restrain/catch up to him, call security, and the whole switchblade thing plays out. The girl herself probably realized it was an accident and just screamed out of surprise and pain. Getting poked in the eye hurts. But of course that doesn't elicit enough FEELS, so he had to play up his angle.

Actually, I'm pretty sure he's making that whole thing up. I don't know how you poke someone in the eye when you're yawning and walking down a hallway.

The real question is; if this story is for reals then did he fap himself to sleep knowing that he touched an actual 3-D women?

 

[Springblossom]

The real question is; if this story is for reals then did he fap himself to sleep knowing that he touched an actual 3-D women?

Actually, I'm pretty sure he went crying to his waifu begging forgiveness for cheating on her.

Also, that thread's gotten crazy derailed with people accusing each other of being normie trolls and the like.

Another noteworthy thread: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/67259.html

Wizard gets himself committed so he can get a and leech for the rest of his life.

 

[exball]

The real question is; if this story is for reals then did he fap himself to sleep knowing that he touched an actual 3-D women?

Actually, I'm pretty sure he went crying to his waifu begging forgiveness for cheating on her.

Also, that thread's gotten crazy derailed with people accusing each other of being normie trolls and the like.

Another noteworthy thread: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/67259.html

Wizard gets himself committed so he can get a and leech for the rest of his life.

I wonder if Wizards know they're more pathetic then Chris? He didn't even sign up for his

 

[Springblossom]

The real question is; if this story is for reals then did he fap himself to sleep knowing that he touched an actual 3-D women?

Actually, I'm pretty sure he went crying to his waifu begging forgiveness for cheating on her.

Also, that thread's gotten crazy derailed with people accusing each other of being normie trolls and the like.

Another noteworthy thread: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/67259.html

Wizard gets himself committed so he can get a and leech for the rest of his life.

I wonder if Wizards know they're more pathetic then Chris? He didn't even sign up for his

I've seen posts along the lines of "We're better than Chris! At least we don't [X]!" That's denial, plain and simple.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/67318.html

Wizards bawwwwwing about being told to find a job.

>mom nagging me to get a job
>I tell her I finally got a interview
>shower
>shave
>suit up
>go to gamestop and play the demos on display all morning

You made the right choice there OP, leave the job interviews to people who actually want to work.

 

[Watcher]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/67318.html

I could never imagine meeting a person who disrespected their parents to such a colossal degree. His mom gives him life, spends 9 months in agony trying to bring him into this world, and literally the only thing she wants is for him to gain independence. How does he repay her? Fucking lying to her face and continuously mooching off her.

my parents are fucking retarded, up until 25 years of age they kept buying me everything, got me a car without me even asking now all of a sudden are pressuring me to get a job and are guilt tripping me and calling me lazy.

Shit parenting produces shit children. I don't know why they are suprised

He's blaming his parents for how much of a fuckup he is. Never mind he is a fucking adult and should take responsibility for his own actions.

>Grandmother is telling me to get a job
>Tell her no, that I'm gonna go to an insane asylum for a few days with the end goal of mooching divisibility from the government
>She's okay with this

I can't bring myself to comment on this. His own words illustrate bad person this is. Even his grandmother has fucking given up.

The worst part about all this is I don't mind individuals get put on Welfare. There's a reason the system exists and it is a necessary one in my opinion. The fact of the matter is people that abuse it make me sick, because it undermines individuals that actually require welfare. Welfare does not exist because you don't wanna work and just think you should be given things. It exists in case you have lost your job and need money when finding a new one. Or if you have a mental or physical ailment and cannot work. Blaming others for the reason you turned out is childish and disrespectful. You should take responsibility for your own actions and fucking at least try to do something with your useless life. Rather than act like a child your whole life.

And these people wonder why women don't want to go out with them. A girl you wanna fuck isn't there to be your second mommy. I cannot imagine a single woman that would want to go out with a guy that refuses to work that doesn't look like this.

There's no light at the end of this tunnel.

As much as I think some of these people are trolling (and by god I hope at least one of them is) I hope at least one of them fucking realizes at some point his life is going to be half over and he will have achieved NOTHING

I've seen posts along the lines of "We're better than Chris! At least we don't [X]!" That's denial, plain and simple.

Chris Chan is pretty symbolic. Since he is technically a Wizard (He's over 30 and hasn't had sex HAS HAD FUCKING SEX) but he doesn't have nearly as big of an ego as Wizardchan does and he's a blathering idiot.

Take note Wizardchan. See Chris Chan? That's how we view you. If you were a woman would you wanna fuck that?

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

I bet most wizards hate Chris simply because he got laid before them.

 

[wheat pasta]

I bet most wizards hate Chris simply because he got laid before them.

Don't forget that he had regular contact with a girl for a while. Ewww what a normie.

 

[exball]

I bet most wizards hate Chris simply because he got laid before them.

Don't forget that he had regular contact with a girl for a while. Ewww what a normie.

Fucking normie Chandler boy.

 

[c-no]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/67318.html

I could never imagine meeting a person who disrespected their parents to such a colossal degree. His mom gives him life, spends 9 months in agony trying to bring him into this world, and literally the only thing she wants is for him to gain independence. How does he repay her? Fucking lying to her face and continuously mooching off her.

my parents are fucking retarded, up until 25 years of age they kept buying me everything, got me a car without me even asking now all of a sudden are pressuring me to get a job and are guilt tripping me and calling me lazy.

Shit parenting produces shit children. I don't know why they are suprised

He's blaming his parents for how much of a fuckup he is. Never mind he is a fucking adult and should take responsibility for his own actions.

>Grandmother is telling me to get a job
>Tell her no, that I'm gonna go to an insane asylum for a few days with the end goal of mooching divisibility from the government
>She's okay with this

I can't bring myself to comment on this. His own words illustrate bad person this is. Even his grandmother has fucking given up.

As a jobless, second year community college student living with his parents who are proud of him even when he feels like he's failing, I can only say that these wizards such as the guy complaining about his parents calling him lazy makes me want to see them get kicked out of their own homes. If I were to be like this idiot wizard, my parents would kick me out, my father would be disappointed and my mother would be crying because her son grew up to become a lazy NEET who mooches off the people around him. This guy managed to get a car from his parents, can't he at least be thankful to them? Oh wait, he can't because now they want him to get a job which he doesn't want. I myself would be glad to take that job because hey, I can get money unlike this lazy idiot. I may not be keeping up with this thread but really reading how a wizard complains how mommy and daddy are telling him to get a job is irritating, especially since he just wants to mooch off his parents.

I bet most wizards hate Chris simply because he got laid before them.

Don't forget, Chris also had a job at Wendy's. Most if not all wizards hate the idea of having a job and Chris managed to work even if he wasn't much of a good employee.

I bet most wizards hate Chris simply because he got laid before them.

Don't forget that he had regular contact with a girl for a while. Ewww what a normie.

Don't forget that not only did he have regular contact with one, but he even had a girl as a friend and a few others as acquaintances. Surely the wizards would be disgusted that their souls would vomit.

 

[Watcher]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/67318.html

Wizards bawwwwwing about being told to find a job.

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I'm not able to lie to my parents like that. I would probably feel so guilty I would end up killing myself.

Same story here bro, my older sibling who was always pressed hard to succeed is now unbelievably super fucking successful, while I who was babied (because I was told I couldn't do anything right) all of my life have been crushed by learned helplessness and am a sad dismal failure. I remember when I wanted to get a job as a kid, anything, something, just to be part of the real world but I was always pressured to remain in solitary confinement (you'll get raped if you go out by yourself!). It's hard to say if we wouldn't have turned out this way regardless, but it's impossible to say that we weren't repeatedly pushed.

Go outside and you'll be raped. Remember that kids

>mom nagging me to get a job
>mom nagging me to get a job
>mom nagging me to get a job

Why is it that the members of society who work the least always try to tell others what to do? Indeed, my mother does the same shit, and yet shes never had a real job either. In fact she hasnt had a job in close to a decade now. Therefore, shes in no position to tell me or anyone else to get a job until she takes her own damned advice, and I let her know this every chance I get. I cant understand why women feel like they have the right to demand things from us and the rest of the world when they contribute nothing.

To make matters worse I did end up getting a job. A shitty slave-labor job that now im permanently trapped in and have no means of escaping. Thanks mom, I fucking owe you one. Big time.

 

[KatsuKitty]

He got a job. Doesn't that mean he's now bann?

 

[Springblossom]

He got a job. Doesn't that mean he's now bann?

They'll let you have a job, as long as it's something like McDonalds or something equally miserable. You also can't enjoy it or hope for something better, because that's a normalfag thing to do.

Also, I'm pretty sure this guy didn't get a job, he's just lying to his parents.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Chris is like an alpha normalfag compared to most of wizardchan.

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/67523.html

When your fellow wizards don't sympathize with your whining, you know you've hit rock bottom. Also, since when the fuck was 5'10" short? Is he seriously operating on that ridiculous height chart they posted forever ago?

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

If it makes wizardchan any better, I am 6'3

 

[Foulmouth]

If it makes wizardchan any better, I am 6'3

You need to check your height privileges there man.

 

[Saney]

Awesome, 100 pages. Wizards are almost as popular as Loveshies.

 

[Himawari]

Wizardchan has supplied us with 100 pages of material.

Time to party?

 

[Saney]

Wizardchan has supplied us with 100 pages of material.

Time to party?

Yes, and everyone is invited!

Except the Wizards.