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Springblossom said:
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/66758.html

"People are just NPCs running the same routine every day!"

Strangely enough this isn't a worldview that these NEET's only have. A lot of people especially earlier in life generally assume others are just there in the background like characters in a video game.

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Usually people grow out of it when they gain actual friendships, and realize how their actions have consequences and that people live out usually more interesting lives to you every day. Unfortunately some people don't understand this.

Hmm, interesting perspective. But I really don't have a past, all I remember are events in video games I've played and anime I've watched.

I may as well have just been placed on this planet yesterday and given minimal false memories of the past.
I watch a lot of anime, so of course I try to emulate the tough guy/never give up attitude of the protagonist. Well the other day I left my bike outside a store, thought nothing of it because I was gonna be in and out. When I finally came out, surprise, my bike was stolen.

So I walk around the area looking for the culprits, then I see a group of guys, then I put it all together! They were close by when I parked my bike, but one of them was missing, so he had to be the thief.

The fucked up part is, I didn't even confront them, I was gonna walk right past them even though I knew they played a role in the taking of my bike. And I spent all these years telling myself I'd stand up for myself no matter what,but when shit gets real, all that "never give up!" bullshit flies right out the window and I revert back to the scared child I've always been.
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Springblossom said:
On a side note, my avatar is the face I make when I browse Wizardchan.

I noticed that the thread got 10x sexier since yesterday
 
http://wizardchan.org/b/res/15455.html

waah gurls r teh evulz

Women are utility sponges.

They use their sex appeal to either 1. Have sex with the man who will give her the maximum satisfaction from fucking, or 2. Make a man falsely believe she will have sex with him in order to manipulate him into buying her material goods.

What's wrong with a man being such good friends with a woman to the point that he has romantic feelings for her? The answer is that he is a nuisance to the woman! He is not willing to act as her slave and simply buy the woman gifts in order to please her; he wants her to reciprocate with love, and the woman does not want to exert the energy to do so. She wants him to completely stay out of her life until she needs him to do something for her.

Women do receive pleasure from love and sex, but they are much more materialistic than men, so they prefer to abstain from sex and use men's fantasies of being her boyfriend as the bait they need to get free shit out of men.

What women do is like going to Africa and finding some starving children, and showing them a big juicy burger, and telling them they can have it if they do hard labor for you. Then after they do the hard labor, you give the burger to Bill Gates.
See what you gotta do is learn to discriminate between bitches and ladies

Ladies wont play you like that, but bitches will every time know what I'm saying?

So you gotta get with the ladies not the bitches if you know whats good for you. not every females is the same just cause they all have vaginas

I like this guy. I give him a few hours before the mods find him and ban him for intelligent thought NORMALFAGGOTRY.
 
Springblossom said:
http://wizardchan.org/b/res/15455.html

I like this guy. I give him a few hours before the mods find him and ban him for intelligent thought NORMALFAGGOTRY.

The Tumblr image does have a point that they fail to contradict beyond "LOL WOMEN ARE UTILITY SPONGES"

Yeah that's being a really intelligent person. You're truly better than the normalfags you hide away from.

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/35307.html#35307

This one just updated with more lulz.

That's because the average male is ugly. The average girl isn't.

I work in IT and if I was a girl I'd date maybe 3 out of the 30+ guys in the office. Most of them are small (I'm not just talking about height, their frame is pretty small as well) have weak chins, fucked up teeth, poor facial hair, faces round like circles, spots on their skin, they're fat, don't dress well, don't cut their hair, etc. but what I hate the most is the shitty personality the uglier ones have. they try to hard to fit in and go out of their way to please people, it's fucking creepy and annoying. they just sit there nodding their heads saying "yeah, yeah… uh huh. yeah" as other people talk. Not a girl, by the way.

I know it's unfair, because most of these things are impossible to fix, but that's just the way things are. The problem starts when these nerds get older, their paycheques get bigger, and they get together with barely fertile 40+ year old women who are looking for someone to settle down with, and they have children just for the ego boost, children who will inherit the father's shitty facial features and grow up to be sad little fucks as well. People should be more responsible and take a long hard look in the mirror asking themselves "are my genes worth passing down?" before choosing to have children.
Every ugly girl has a boyfriend and he's always above 5/10 but ugly guys with girlfriends are rare sight. I would even say that I've never seen ugly guy with a gf. But I see ugly as fuck girls with boyfriends every day.
Women date only above average guys and when they can't find one, they just whine how "lonely" they are even though they get attention from guys, but those guys are not knights on white horses so it doesn't count.
Men take every woman because they know how hard it is to get one because of mentioned earlier high standards.
there is no need for (western)women to be dependent on men as providers anymore, thus they are free to follow their apelike instincts which involve mating with the most "elite" leader-type male they can find
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You really believe the "nerds shall inherit the earth" nonsense? Alpha men are both more attractive and smarter than beta men so they are the nerds.

I used to think I was a nerd but then I realized I was just a dork. Not even smart or useful in any way.
Also, leaving physical attractiveness aside, how is a former socially retarded aspie supposed to teach his children how to not fuck up during his years of forced socialization in school?

having children is selfish. Don't be surprised when your son turns into a loser, he probably got that from you.

I don't even need to say anything. They say it for me
 
My first ex is arguably very unattractive. I didn't think so, but.
 
I laughed so hard when I read "Wizardchan was the greatest coumminty that I was privliged to be a part of"
THE GREATEST COUMMINITY GAIZ
 
Springblossom said:
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/66758.html

"People are just NPCs running the same routine every day!"

On a side note, my avatar is the face I make when I browse Wizardchan.

I was actually going to put that link on here earlier, you beat me to it.

They have really got to stop applying video game meanings to real-life, it's beyond stupid and makes them look like they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy.
 
I still think its funny how my ass can get a date and they can't. Not like I am super good looking either.
 
Surtur said:
I still think its funny how my ass can get a date and they can't. Not like I am super good looking either.
Women love manly beards.
 
Surtur said:
I still think its funny how my ass can get a date and they can't. Not like I am super good looking either.

In order to get a date you have to ask a girl out first.
 
Wizard bludgeons a girl in the face by accident

Is shocked that people are outraged about it. Spoilered for length
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/67029.html
>walking to class
>stretching my arms and yawning like I always do
>my hand accidentally goes into a girl's face
>one my fingers goes into her eye
>she covers her face and screams like she's been stabbed
>I lean close to her to ask her if she's OK
>I open my mouth to say "Holy shit I'm so sorry" but before the words come out something hits me in my stomach with the strength of a freight train
>I gasp for air as my vision goes white and turn around to shield myself from any incoming blows
>headlock
>I try to get away, I can't even say anything as my neck is being crushed
>someone kicks my legs from the side, I fall to the floor
>whoever is grabbing my neck yells at his friends to grab my arms
>3 or 4 people are holding me down
>"it's okay, it's okay, we got him"
>overhear people asking the girl "OMG are you OK? What did he do?"
>the girl is sobbing and keeps saying "I don't know, I don't know, I DON'T KNOW!!!"
>"come on guys, she needs some air"
>more people approaching us (I could tell because I could see their shadows on the ground and hear their footsteps and voices)
>"What's going on?"
>"I don't know, the guy just lunged at her"
>I can barely even breathe
>the arm around my neck is applying so much pressure my voice won't come out
>everyone keeps gossiping and trying to comfort the girl while the 3 or 4 guys holding me down won't even give me a chance to explain myself
>someone goes through my pockets and handbag, which I dropped when I got hit
>they go through my wallet, my notebooks, pull out my ID and cards and stuff
>"DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS GUY? HIS NAME IS _ ___?"
>they find my switchblade (I feel safer carrying one around because I live in a shitty area)
>everyone seems to gasp in surprise and the arm around my neck tightens up
>after what seems like an eternity campus security finally arrives
>the guys holding me down let me go and immediately run up to the officers to tell them I attacked the girl and tried to run away
>the other guys drop my things to the ground instead of putting them back
>I try to pick my stuff up but the officers order me to stay where I am
>I try to speak up but my throat hurts and I can barely make a sound
>look at the circle of people around me, they are all staring at me in disgust
>I'm detained for a few hours and given a chance to explain myself while they decide what to do
>in the end they contacted the girl I supposedly assaulted and she didn't seem too interested in pressing charges or getting real cops involved so they just told me to go home and warned to never bring a switchblade with me into the campus ever again
holy fucking shit OP, this made me feel and rage so much.
That wasn't because they were normals, it was because they were cunts. All the bystanders really never did anything, because they had no idea what was going on, and only had those pricks side of the story.

I hope those guys get hit by a fucking car or something though.
That's why I try to not look at women's faces and never stand/walk close to them. I'm afraid they will scream that I wanted to rape them and whiteknights would beat me.
Holy fuck, I fucking hate normalfags. I'm sorry I wasn't there to help you, those normals deserve to be killed
THIS IS WHY WE WOULD LIKE TO GUN YOU DOWN

take notes FBI and Normals, your Eugenics is showing

I do like that some of the Wizards are calling bullshit on his story. The Normalfags are crossing the Rubicon to assault Wizarddom.
 
While I agree that maybe there was some overreaction and misunderstanding, the way events go in this story are kinda ludicrous ( Yawning then getting punched in the stomach?). It's more than likely that OP's story was half truth, then he put these details to create shock value.
 
Dork Of Ages said:
While I agree that maybe there was some overreaction and misunderstanding, the way events go in this story are kinda ludicrous ( Yawning then getting punched in the stomach?). It's more than likely that OP's story was half truth, then he put these details to create shock value.
It's more likely the OP realized he's less of a victim than he thinks he is. But just decided to drum up more sympathy and embellished some of the details. If he actually told the truth everyone would go "That's nice OP but really. As much as I hate wimminz and stuff you're a fag"

HandBanana said:
Why the fuck would you bring a switchblade to school?

He never said he was particularly smart.

I remember my school would immediately remove you from all your classes if you had a concealed weapon on you, and wouldn't refund your money. Then again I live in Canada and switchblades are banned.
 
I'm fairly certain switch blades are illegal in the US too.
 
It seems to me that there is something more to that story than what that guy is telling.
I mean if someone yawns and slaps you in the face by accident you usally just say sorry and be on your way. Did he have like super long gross fingernails that dug into her eye or something?
 
revengeofphil said:
It seems to me that there is something more to that story than what that guy is telling.
I mean if someone yawns and slaps you in the face by accident you usally just say sorry and be on your way. Did he have like super long gross fingernails that dug into her eye or something?

I'm thinking he probably accidentally jabbed her in the eye, then, when everyone else was like, "Hey, what the hell did he do?!", he either stood around gaping or tried to run away. They restrain/catch up to him, call security, and the whole switchblade thing plays out. The girl herself probably realized it was an accident and just screamed out of surprise and pain. Getting poked in the eye hurts. But of course that doesn't elicit enough FEELS, so he had to play up his angle.

Actually, I'm pretty sure he's making that whole thing up. I don't know how you poke someone in the eye when you're yawning and walking down a hallway.
 
I would like to see these people wishing death actually WITNESS someone getting crushed in a car accident, liek the shock films they show to people who drink and drive. What would they say then*, realizing that they're wishing death, death on another human being?




*Fucking normie scum deserved it for being normal.
 
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