💀 Horrorcow William Theodore Rosenberg / Boaman5435

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Chubby_Penguin said:
^Oh, okay. I guess I just assumed because of his previous behavior.

Well, now I have the urge to watch animal videos!
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No, this is a different person. She has a whole bunch of videos with his skink on her channel. This is not Boaman.

She actually loves the fuck out of Peperonie.
 
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A lizard that actually loves you will come to you for snuggles. And that's assuming you have a lizard that likes cuddling in the first place.

 
I think I might be ill. I hate animal abuse, and considering it's towards a kind of animal that I hold dear in my heart, I don't think I could keep up with this sperg's hilarious antics.
 
Have a Pepsi said:
A lizard that actually loves you will come to you for snuggles. And that's assuming you have a lizard that likes cuddling in the first place.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nipsO4Bd0ds
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Very nice lizard, I love how alert she is and how she isn't covered in filth and dry shedding.

This really goes to show you what the right way of dealing with reptiles is. I had my retic out awhile ago, she is getting better with being handled and with her hook training. You see, you don't need to grip a snake, unless shit is going down. I let her crawl in my hands, slowly moving them to keep her from getting away. She had all the grip she needed, I just provided direction.


This video amuses me. Corn snakes are hard to fuck up. Like, you have to try and suck in order to fuck up a corn snake. This little asshole manages it. Now, he has to deal with an aggressive snake and he is fucking scared of it. You can hear him whimpering. Rule number one of reptile keeping is you don't keep anything you are scared of and if you are scared of corn snakes, get out of the hobby, there is literally no where to go down from a corn.

I could go on all day about this kid, but next Ill write a bit about an even bigger asshole, dancingwithsavs. Ill see what of his videos are left, but he was known as "Drowning With Savs", because he championed the "drowning method" of taming Savanna Monitors.
 
Surtur said:
Very nice lizard, I love how alert she is and how she isn't covered in filth and dry shedding.

This really goes to show you what the right way of dealing with reptiles is. I had my retic out awhile ago, she is getting better with being handled and with her hook training. You see, you don't need to grip a snake, unless shit is going down. I let her crawl in my hands, slowly moving them to keep her from getting away. She had all the grip she needed, I just provided direction.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0mXqei066fk
This video amuses me. Corn snakes are hard to fuck up. Like, you have to try and suck in order to fuck up a corn snake. This little asshole manages it. Now, he has to deal with an aggressive snake and he is fucking scared of it. You can hear him whimpering. Rule number one of reptile keeping is you don't keep anything you are scared of and if you are scared of corn snakes, get out of the hobby, there is literally no where to go down from a corn.
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If he can't handle a fucking corn snake then how the fuck are any of his reptiles alive? My sincere hope is that at least his mom or some other relative does something for them. This is fucking disgusting... I haven't ever been able to say I hated any lolcow (except Nick Bate maybe). This guy though, its getting to that level the more of his videos I watch and see him act like Grimace with a reptile in a a pair of doughy hands.
 
Alex Krycek said:
If he can't handle a fucking corn snake then how the fuck are any of his reptiles alive? My sincere hope is that at least his mom or some other relative does something for them. This is fucking disgusting... I haven't ever been able to say I hated any lolcow (except Nick Bate maybe). This guy though, its getting to that level the more of his videos I watch and see him act like Grimace with a reptile in a a pair of doughy hands.
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Most of his reptiles seem too cold to fight back. Illness can give an illusion of tameness.
 
Surtur said:
there is literally no where to go down from a corn.
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Could always get a garter snake from the backyard, wild ones came be tamed without much trouble and their bite doesn't even hurt if you find a mean one. Of course, this kid would probably be the first ever human to die of garter snake venom.
 
Yog-Spergoth said:
That is one of the saddest things I have ever read.
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Indeed. I can only hope that they go quick.

lolwut said:
Could always get a garter snake from the backyard, wild ones came be tamed without much trouble and their bite doesn't even hurt if you find a mean one. Of course, this kid would probably be the first ever human to die of garter snake venom.
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Corn snake bites don't hurt. Kid is an absolute wuss.
 
Philly Cheese Steak said:
I tbink the best possible outcome for these animals is that the parents, finally having a moment of rational thought, sell them off and they get taken in by experienced people
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Agreed but that won't happen. This is fucking cruelty at its worst and zero understanding of how each reptile thinks and behaves, with it being excused due to some idiot being coddled. I hate PETA, but if they raided this guy I'd support that at least. Anything would be better than his handling.

I really dread to think what happened to his Tegus. They're very intelligent and to see them confined to tiny cages or grabbed like that sickens me.
 
Alex Krycek said:
Agreed but that won't happen. This is fucking cruelty at its worst and zero understanding of how each reptile thinks and behaves, with it being excused due to some idiot being coddled. I hate PETA, but if they raided this guy I'd support that at least. Anything would be better than his handling.

I really dread to think what happened to his Tegus. They're very intelligent and to see them confined to tiny cages or grabbed like that sickens me.
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I'm 100% sure those poor tegus and moniters have degraded mentally to the point where if they were healthy enough to fight back against him, they would.
 
Philly Cheese Steak said:
I tbink the best possible outcome for these animals is that the parents, finally having a moment of rational thought, sell them off and they get taken in by experienced people
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His pafrents are enablers, they record much of these videos and buy him these snakes. The Anaconda was a birthday present.

Alex Krycek said:
Agreed but that won't happen. This is fucking cruelty at its worst and zero understanding of how each reptile thinks and behaves, with it being excused due to some idiot being coddled. I hate PETA, but if they raided this guy I'd support that at least. Anything would be better than his handling.

I really dread to think what happened to his Tegus. They're very intelligent and to see them confined to tiny cages or grabbed like that sickens me.
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PETA would euthanize them, best case is that a rescue takes them in.
 
Surtur said:
PETA would euthanize them, best case is that a rescue takes them in.
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Fair point, still hate PETA, at least wish that someone would so something against this guy. I'm just furious.
Philly Cheese Steak said:
I'm 100% sure those poor tegus and moniters have degraded mentally to the point where if they were healthy enough to fight back against him, they would.
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They never even get to the age where they're smart enough with this idiot.
 
Surtur said:
His pafrents are enablers, they record much of these videos and buy him these snakes. The Anaconda was a birthday present
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my first tarantula was a birthday present as well, but there difference is that I spent months figuring out how to take care of him before I even thought about goong out and buying him and I still fucked things up the first time. Like this kid has to just spend minutes online and call it a day of research. Goddamn I'm on spider number two 4 years later and I still spend time learning more about her.
 
Philly Cheese Steak said:
my first tarantula was a birthday present as well, but there difference is that I spent months figuring out how to take care of him before I even thought about goong out and buying him and I still fucked things up the first time. Like this kid has to just spend minutes online and call it a day of research. Goddamn I'm on spider number two 4 years later and I still spend time learning more about her.
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There is a big difference between a spider and a Green Anaconda though.
 
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