💀 Horrorcow William Theodore Rosenberg / Boaman5435

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I can see this kid going one of two ways: He remains plucky, his pets die and he gets arrested for animal abuse as evidenced in his videos, or he ends up being done in by one of his pets murdering him by either strangling him, poisoning him, or, given the unsanitary conditions he keeps his pets in, give him an illness.

As everyone said before, this kid has absolutely NO BUSINESS owning reptiles, or any kind of pets, actually.
 
Ziltoid said:
I can see this kid going one of two ways: He remains plucky, his pets die and he gets arrested for animal abuse as evidenced in his videos, or he ends up being done in by one of his pets murdering him by either strangling him, poisoning him, or, given the unsanitary conditions he keeps his pets in, give him an illness.

As everyone said before, this kid has absolutely NO BUSINESS owning reptiles, or any kind of pets, actually.
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I would not give this kid a pet rock.
 
Ziltoid said:
I can see this kid going one of two ways: He remains plucky, his pets die and he gets arrested for animal abuse as evidenced in his videos, or he ends up being done in by one of his pets murdering him by either strangling him, poisoning him, or, given the unsanitary conditions he keeps his pets in, give him an illness.

As everyone said before, this kid has absolutely NO BUSINESS owning reptiles, or any kind of pets, actually.
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Maybe he could handle some medium breed of dog since they tend to be pretty loyal and self-reliant if you can at least remember to feed them. Knowing his taste for anything exotic he'd get an Akbash and deal with a whole new world of problems though...
 
Haha... sorry for being so flippant earlier guys.

I've never had reptiles, and I don't know shit about reptiles in general.

Seeing everything, and seeing how much everyone loves their reptiles, this thread just really makes me sad.
 
Surtur said:
Getting your child a shark is more insane than giving them an anaconda though lol.
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Heh, depends on the shark. There are actually quite a few freshwater sharks that make good additions to an aquarium. I used to have a pair of bala sharks (ok, not technically a shark, but still) back when I kept fish and they made great pets. They didn't even eat any of the other fish...well not after the school of newborn gold fish, at least...

But seriously, about the only pet this asshole is qualified for is a pet rock. And I'm sure he'd still find a way to kill it, too.
 
Alex Krycek said:
Maybe he could handle some medium breed of dog since they tend to be pretty loyal and self-reliant if you can at least remember to feed them. Knowing his taste for anything exotic he'd get an Akbash and deal with a whole new world of problems though...
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It will be horribly fun:that breed is almost the Anarchy made dog.
Poor reptiles:the hell His parents were thinkin' when They bought them?
Special snowflakes mentality must die....fast
 
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Anyone who was around the bad art communities around the late 2000's will know who this guy is but for the uninformed and lucky, I'm so sorry to have to do this:

Meet JonahsVore: JohahsVore was a sick individual who had a fucked up fetish in which he liked to play with IRL with his pet snakes. This involved thim feeding them live prey and video taping it for him to fap to. There is nothing wrong with feeding a snake live prey, as long as its of a size the snake can handle. But dear old Jonah liked to feed his snakes such animals as raccoons, huge rabbits and even cats and dogs

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Jonah's sick fetish can be seen here (NSFL EVER): http://www.vore.net/JonahsVore/Pictures/ in which he takes pictures of his poor snakes shit and vomit to....you know what he does with them.

The snakes were kept in very poor conditions and some even shown scars that their too large prey had given them: http://www.redtailboa.net/forums/just-talk/67119-animal-abuse.html

Lucky for everyone, JonahsVore has been MIA since at least 2012/2013 but who knows what happened to the snakes he kept. I hope they got taken to a better place but seeing their condition, they would have been put down on the spot.
 
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General Hein said:
Anyone who was around the bad art communities around the late 2000's will know who this guy is but for the uninformed and lucky, I'm so sorry to have to do this:

Meet JonahsVore: JohahsVore was a sick individual who had a fucked up fetish in which he liked to play with IRL with his pet snakes. This involved thim feeding them live prey and video taping it for him to fap to. There is nothing wrong with feeding a snake live prey, as long as its of a size the snake can handle. But dear old Jonah liked to feed his snakes such animals as raccoons, huge rabbies and even cats and dogs

2qtvfkp.jpg

Jonah's sick fetish can be seen here (NSFL EVER): http://www.vore.net/JonahsVore/Pictures/ in which he takes pictures of his poor snakes shit and vomit to....you know what he does with them.

The snakes were kept in very poor conditions and some even shown scars that their too large prey had given them: http://www.redtailboa.net/forums/just-talk/67119-animal-abuse.html

Lucky for everyone, JonahsVore has been MIA since at least 2012/2013 but who knows what happened to the snakes he kept. I hope they got taken to a better place but seeing their condition, they would have been put down on the spot.
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Christ, how could I forget about this asshole. I was active in the reptile community on YouTube between 06-10, and he was pretty infamous.
 
Jozef said:
He hasn't uploaded anything in 5 months. I wonder if anything happened? I hate how anyone who points out that the reptiles aren't being properly cared for usually gets told "HE'S AUTISTIC LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!" as if autistic people are exempt from any kind of responsibility. I always hated that mindset. Sure, if an autistic person commits a social faux-pas and doesn't realize it, that's understandable, but what's wrong with wanting to teach this kid how to properly care for his snakes and lizards? I bet if he was hoarding furry animals like cats or hamsters and not caring for them, everyone would be up in arms.

His fingernails are also disgusting. I thought Mylarballoonfan had putrid nails but his are the worst I've ever seen.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6UG_wXjunIc
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Maybe it's because I'm not a reptile owner or handler, but do the snakes need that much spray for shedding?
 
General Hein said:
Anyone who was around the bad art communities around the late 2000's will know who this guy is but for the uninformed and lucky, I'm so sorry to have to do this:

Meet JonahsVore: JohahsVore was a sick individual who had a fucked up fetish in which he liked to play with IRL with his pet snakes. This involved thim feeding them live prey and video taping it for him to fap to. There is nothing wrong with feeding a snake live prey, as long as its of a size the snake can handle. But dear old Jonah liked to feed his snakes such animals as raccoons, huge rabbits and even cats and dogs

2qtvfkp.jpg

Jonah's sick fetish can be seen here (NSFL EVER): http://www.vore.net/JonahsVore/Pictures/ in which he takes pictures of his poor snakes shit and vomit to....you know what he does with them.

The snakes were kept in very poor conditions and some even shown scars that their too large prey had given them: http://www.redtailboa.net/forums/just-talk/67119-animal-abuse.html

Lucky for everyone, JonahsVore has been MIA since at least 2012/2013 but who knows what happened to the snakes he kept. I hope they got taken to a better place but seeing their condition, they would have been put down on the spot.
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I feel literally ill. I'm now even more distrusting of vore fans. What the fuck.

Reminds me of this one guy I saw who bragged about feeding his burm 60 pound pigs every week. The poor thing was horrendously obese and in an enclosure half the size it should have. It was horrifying (especially since I love burms):cryblood:
Surtur said:
Very nice lizard, I love how alert she is and how she isn't covered in filth and dry shedding.

This really goes to show you what the right way of dealing with reptiles is. I had my retic out awhile ago, she is getting better with being handled and with her hook training. You see, you don't need to grip a snake, unless shit is going down. I let her crawl in my hands, slowly moving them to keep her from getting away. She had all the grip she needed, I just provided direction.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0mXqei066fk
This video amuses me. Corn snakes are hard to fuck up. Like, you have to try and suck in order to fuck up a corn snake. This little asshole manages it. Now, he has to deal with an aggressive snake and he is fucking scared of it. You can hear him whimpering. Rule number one of reptile keeping is you don't keep anything you are scared of and if you are scared of corn snakes, get out of the hobby, there is literally no where to go down from a corn.

I could go on all day about this kid, but next Ill write a bit about an even bigger asshole, dancingwithsavs. Ill see what of his videos are left, but he was known as "Drowning With Savs", because he championed the "drowning method" of taming Savanna Monitors.
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I do worry about the things that corn snake has been through to get it that aggressive :(

And I looked into dancingwithsavs since he was mentioned on the first page. That's up there with the guy who removed snakes venom glands with his bare hands sans anesthesia in terms of horrifying:cryblood:
 
Philly Cheese Steak said:
I tbink the best possible outcome for these animals is that the parents, finally having a moment of rational thought, sell them off and they get taken in by experienced people
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Unfortunately, they're already probably too psychologically damaged by this nasty little weirdo to make good pets. It would have to be someone who specialized in abused animals. I can't imagine those are common for reptiles.

Ziltoid said:
As everyone said before, this kid has absolutely NO BUSINESS owning reptiles, or any kind of pets, actually.
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His parents also clearly have no business raising this special needs mongoloid. They're probably exceptional individuals themselves.
 
Wait a minute, didn't he say he has a water moccasin in one of his videos? I seriously hope he was just bullshitting because if he can piss off a little corn snake to the point where it's out for blood, then I'm suprised that thing hasn't killed him yet. Of course it probably hasn't bitten him yet because he most likely neglects the shit out of it and never gets around it.

Also it creeps me out how he acts so amused when the snake shits on his arm. Like he shows absolutely no disgust, he just cackles at talks about the quality of the shit...
 
Count groudon said:
Also it creeps me out how he acts so amused when the snake shits on his arm. Like he shows absolutely no disgust, he just cackles at talks about the quality of the shit...
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And if a snake defecates on you like that, it's a sure sign the snake is stressed and scared. Even if it doesn't gross him out, he shouldn't be laughing and bragging about it.
 
Count groudon said:
Wait a minute, didn't he say he has a water moccasin in one of his videos? I seriously hope he was just bullshitting because if he can piss off a little corn snake to the point where it's out for blood, then I'm suprised that thing hasn't killed him yet. Of course it probably hasn't bitten him yet because he most likely neglects the shit out of it and never gets around it.

Also it creeps me out how he acts so amused when the snake shits on his arm. Like he shows absolutely no disgust, he just cackles at talks about the quality of the shit...
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I *think* he said he wanted a moccasin in the future.
Someone correct me if wrong please.
 
(reads thread, alternating between enraged & fascinated)

As of twenty minutes ago, I knew absolutely zero about keeping reptiles as pets, now I know enough to realize that having a reptile as a pet is not a thing I'd want to take on.

This is why I love this forum.
 
The Knife's Husbando said:
(reads thread, alternating between enraged & fascinated)

As of twenty minutes ago, I knew absolutely zero about keeping reptiles as pets, now I know enough to realize that having a reptile as a pet is not a thing I'd want to take on.

This is why I love this forum.
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Its a very rewarding hobby, just not one to be taken lightly.
 
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