Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

[Symalsa]

I'm guessing his rental was up and the landlord hit him with a massive rent increase and because he's a lazy piece of shit he waited til the last minute to find a new crack shack

Ultimate Ralphamale move would be to buy one of those RVs and live in that. He can get a license in certain states that allow you to be a nomad. He'll never really be found if he does it right. Just move to a new RV lot every couple of months, get to see the country, pick up whores at truck stops (obviously put the baby in a storage bin for when you want to bang a hooker with Pantsu). Its literally the perfect solution.

Basically Fear and Loathing on RV Trail. Drugs, nonsense, skirting the fuzz. A modern day outlaw in a Winnebago.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Sorry, can we take a minute to remind everyone that Ralph would rather fester in his own shart chair and e-beg than get a real job and have his wages garnished because he won’t support his son. That is the definition of white fucking trash and that other word I’m too polite to say. And PedoParty co-signs this.
Wherever they end up will be another step down from the ghetto they now are being forced to leave. They are garbage.

 

[MrBond]

If he does move out of the country it would be because of the Vickers. He will never admit it but he is terrified of the Vickers. Mainly because Ralph knows that the courts will not be kind to him and make him pay up whatever money he has to the Vickers. We all know that Ralph doesn't have a lot of money and has lied about his income. He thinks that by moving to Mexico he will be safe from the courts and give the Vickers a big
Fuck you bitch!". I find this funny given that he never shuts up about getting custody of his son but little Xander takes a backseat to Ralph's greed and other vices.

If he wants freedom from extradition he should go to Brazil and play with the pythons. It's the only country that isn't in the middle east that he could survive in lol

 

[Kramer on the phone]

If what the "Junkyard Hog" said is to be believed he's going to DC. Under that speculation, it could be he's having Meigh apply for Welfare and or Section 8. The Section 8 part is tricky the list to be approved is fucking miles long, plus those fuckers are strict to the teeth about shit. Now Welfare is more possible as both Meigh and Ralph make less than minimum wage, the nigger has to have Meigh Self DONO over and over again to put up the illusion. It's also very much possible that Ralph put Rozy into getting SSI(Social Security Income) as we all know Ralph makes pennies.

It's fair to come to the conclusion Ralph is going to become a Welfare baby(EBT food stamps, and EBT cash) just like his father RONNIE and his biggest inspiration the Niggers.. Also on how Ralph funds his trips it's very much possible he's trying to crash Meighs credit score just like how he crashed his own.

i mean they all could/should have been on welfare for years now, but even section 8 doesn't pay all of the rent.

 

[Wigs4Sale]

i mean they all could/should have been on welfare for years now, but even section 8 doesn't pay all of the rent.

From my knowledge I believe for Section 8 most of the time if they do need one to pay it would depend on the income. Most people that do have Section 8 pay like 50-200 dollars a month most pay if anything like 100 dollars.

 

[Booby Jones]

He's gonna pull a Cumia and move to South Carolina for unknown reasons

 

[NicoFountaine]

Serious question though, now that Ralph has been shown hinting he might flee the country (Totally unrelated to child support back payments guys, I'm cereal) Can Vickers fuck him over by getting a judge to confiscate his passport so he doesn't leave?

 

[RollerGator]

the only home fit for a white KANG is the trailer park.

Or a junkyard.

 

[3322]

Ralph just said on the stream that next week he will be starting to move to the new place and he will be driving back and forth to get all his shit there. I think this confirms that he is moving to DC. No other place would be easy to drive back and forth. He is moving close to his dealer and fed handler.

He probably thinks this will be good for his streams because he can report on politics and go to rallies or whatever.

Edit: He said the place he is moving to will be furnished.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

I do recall him mentioning renewing the lease. Weird. I think it’s possible he is attempting to buy a house. He would probably qualify for first time buyer credit due to his low income. A lot of townships offer up 8K. He wouldn’t trust the horse formerly known as Pantsu enough to put the deed in her name, though. Or perhaps use her for some sort of subsidized housing program for impoverished barn animals? If he moves to New York for the in laws he will find property taxes alone will cost more than his rent now.

There is no way he would qualify for a mortgage.

 

[Natogf]

If he wants freedom from extradition he should go to Brazil and play with the pythons. It's the only country that isn't in the middle east that he could survive in lol

Ralph is too much of a retarded to live anywhere other then the US and maybe UK. His dumb ass is the definition of an amerimutt

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

He said the place he is moving to will be furnished.

Ralph’s “moving in” to an Extended Stay motel. Either that or he’s renting an AirBnB garage apartment or something.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Why isn't "can't afford rent" an option in the poll, this nigger has been bitching about the price of local real estate a lot lately.

 

[Les Morfalous]

Why is Gunty even paying rent when, Ronnie left him a perfectly functioning crack-shack? I know prices in muttland are retarded, but if Ralphie could shill out for a shitty Nissan truck and indulge in getting his ass beat in foreign countries, he could probably afford some osb, some plasterboard and a couple of square meters of tiles and made that place livable. Yeah you got to tighten the belt a bit and do the work yourself, but it's yours. Why pay rent when you could put the money into something your already own?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Why isn't "can't afford rent" an option in the poll, this nigger has been bitching about the price of local real estate a lot lately.

also May can't divorce him because they ain't married.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Lol this fat ass is driving to DC while discussing where he is gonna move by looking at his phone and going off the road constantly. Why hasnt anyone called the state troopers on him yet with his tag? He’s literally breaking the law and putting people in danger. Idk what highway hes on but if you do know you can call the state troopers in that area about his reckless endangerment while streaming.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Why is Gunty even paying rent when, Ronnie left him a perfectly functioning crack-shack? I know prices in muttland are retarded, but if Ralphie could shill out for a shitty Nissan truck and indulge in getting his ass beat in foreign countries, he could probably afford some osb, some plasterboard and a couple of square meters of tiles and made that place livable. Yeah you got to tighten the belt a bit and do the work yourself, but it's yours. Why pay rent when you could put the money into something your already own?

Because Ronnie’s crack shack is in West Memphis. The town Gunt went to school in, and got bullied so hard that Mama had to pull him out of school and send him to private school. There is no Catholic high school in West Memphis though, so he had to go back into public school for High School and he got bullied so hard in High School that he dropped out in order to escape.

I’d guess that most of the people he went to school with still live in West Memphis. The Ralphamale act doesn’t work on folks who remember making Ethan lick dog shit back in High School.

 

[Ninon42]

he's moving right next to daddy jim.

This. I think we shamed him into moving his young family out of the crime infested shithole of South Richmond. We care more about the safety of his horse and Rozy than he does.

Ralph will find out that his dollar won't go as far in more desirable locations. I saw someone post a 2 bedroom in MN near Jim's house that's probably in the same price range as his crackshack. The only difference is, it has half the square footage. So unless Ralph moves to an even shittier neighborhood, he's either gonna have to downsize or spend a lot more on rent.

That fat fuck wouldn't last a single Midwestern winter. He'd be gone after one week of below zero temps and besides the weather, he couldn't even afford a trailer in the methiest hinterlands of Wisconsin or the Dakotas, much less Minnesota.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph just said on the stream that next week he will be starting to move to the new place and he will be driving back and forth to get all his shit there. I think this confirms that he is moving to DC. No other place would be easy to drive back and forth. He is moving close to his dealer and fed handler.

He probably thinks this will be good for his streams because he can report on politics and go to rallies or whatever.

Edit: He said the place he is moving to will be furnished.

He’s not moving to DC, but he obviously wants to still be within an hour or two driving distance of DC for his drug runs.

Culpeper Va, or that general region, is likely

Renting a furnished place? Wow, he’s coming down in the world. Furnished places (with the exception of places that cater to professional corporate workers) are trashy places that charge an extra $75 a month for some Big Lot quality furniture that’s been used by the last four tenants. Gross.

Is he really so poor he has to rent furnishings? I mean I guess his other option is rent-a-center if he can’t afford to furnish his own place.

What kind of “home maker” is Pantsu that she lets a landlord decorate her (rental) home. Aren’t trad SAHM supposed to be all about custom home decor and style? They are either going to be living in a house furnished like a Red Roof Inn or renting some guys place with grandma’s old stuff still in it.

 

[Michael Janke]

That fat fuck wouldn't last a single Midwestern winter. He'd be gone after one week of below zero temps and besides the weather, he couldn't even afford a trailer in the methiest hinterlands of Wisconsin or the Dakotas, much less Minnesota.

his fat will insulate him against the heat.