Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

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Reasons why

  • He is hood rich and wants to move it on up

  • Scared after a seemingly legit threat from a deranged person

  • Tired of people leaving corn cobs in his yard

  • May is divorcing him so he needs to downsize

  • To own the ayylawgs

  • He is not gonna move and this is kayfabe

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Disheveled Human

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Why do you think Ralph is moving poll is up. Personally I think the harassment got so bad his only option is to relocate and hope he can keep it a secret. Maybe he will even change his name like daddy Jim did.
 
I said legitimate threat from one of the 6 million RSOs that live near him, but the most likely reason is a big rent hike.
 
I'm guessing his rental was up and the landlord hit him with a massive rent increase and because he's a lazy piece of shit he waited til the last minute to find a new crack shack
 
Gambling debt, child support, paying to get his ass kicked in Europe (twice), simping for Alice before giving her his special mouthwash. Ralph is either broke or close to it.

Finding the specific Wendy's dumpster won't be easy, but I'm sure his new home will be doxed soon.
 
I will take my dumb ratings but I think it would be interesting if some irl alog (that homo Jesse is all I can think of) would try to get a tour of the Gunt shack after he moves out as a prospective tenant just to see the shambles Gunt left the place in.
 
I would vote for the option "Kiwi a-logs making fun of Ralph for living in a hood full of neighbors finally got to him enough to want to move somewhere more bougie" combined with "tired of the corncob offerings".

I am really hoping that he took my advice to heart and is moving to glorious Las Vegas to find a new baby momma (black) and gamble to his hearts content. His excuse will be that he wanted to be closer to Xander so he could get more visitation and he wanted to show his good will to the family court judge. In reality he is going to spiral more than ever in Vegas and will cut his life expectancy shorter by another 5 years.

Moving to Florida to be an irl streamer with Baked Alaska and the other catboys would be funny as well. He will drive around trying to find Null's basement while Null is laughing at him from China. The most boring option would be moving closer to Meighs parents because she's been whining about not having help with the baby and its a good way for them to spend less time together if she just hangs at her parents house all day.

Michael Janke said:
i dont think the ralphamale could afford the new york state taxes.
he might be moving to one of these states.
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Don't be silly, Ralph doesn't pay taxes.
 
I think the landlord did an inspection and found out what 17 months of cigar/bong/meth smoke, gunt grease and a newborn does to a house and decided not to offer a new lease.
 
The Capitalist brony/anime goons Ghostler sicced on him have scared him away. He may be the Memphis Mauler/Arby's Assrapist, but this is a level of rabid autism that frightens him more than the run of the mill felonious niggers in his neighborhood.
 
He fucked with Ghost and 5 seconds later we get this. Wow.

Instead of "The Battle of Jim's Driveway" we'll get "The Battle of The Bulge 2: Ralph's Trailer"
 
It might be as simple as the landlord finally googling "Ethan Ralph" and being horrified at the results (wasn't she a hardcore democrat or some shit?).
They probably decided to increase the rent, and since Ralph cannot afford 1100 a month in child support, a rent increase cuts too much into his drug/booze/gambling habits.
He might be concerned about the suspended sentence and thinks he can get away from it by moving to a different state (although now it seems he is staying in VA).
There has also probably been an increase in corn offerings left as his door and he's already made it clear that it bothers him a lot.

So probably a combination of it all, higher rent/landlord doesn't want him there anymore, alogs coming to his house, alogs laughing at the fact he lives next to a bunch of RSOs/horrible neighborhood and other things that we might not know about yet.

Either way it's at least something new since Ralph has been incredibly boring since the last beatdown and not much has happened.
 
Maybe there is a new school opening near him and he has to move to get enough distance between his dwelling and a school?
 
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