Why is everyone shitting themselves?

[A valid name]

Ralph sharts, Dick shits his pants, Baked Alaska with a shit stain crawling up his back, a bunch of groypers call in to discuss times they shit themselves, and the Quartering is going to the doctor for explosive liquid shit and tweeting about it. Why is there shit everywhere?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Too much milk causes diarrhea.

 

[Begemot]

no one fucking cares about Ralph and the only reason he's even a cow is because Josh hates him

Ralph, pls....

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

They eat garbage and their bodies are getting to an age where they can't process it like they used to.

It's going to happen more and more as internet famous people who don't take care of themselves get older.