Why is everyone shitting themselves?

[A valid name]

Ralph sharts, Dick shits his pants, Baked Alaska with a shit stain crawling up his back, a bunch of groypers call in to discuss times they shit themselves, and the Quartering is going to the doctor for explosive liquid shit and tweeting about it. Why is there shit everywhere?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Real men shit, losers quit

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

cause they're all shit cunts

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Its the Dimensional Merge in effect. CWC showed the way of terminal internet addiction and also had a DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS problem, now all of his spiritual children are following suit.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Because they think making healthy decisions is "being afraid" and they're scared to death of being seen as fearful.

 

[We Wuz Kais]

Because they have been fucked in the ass so often that they can't control their bowels and are incontinent.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.

 

[Just A Butt]

no one fucking cares about Ralph and the only reason he's even a cow is because Josh hates him

 

[Lucky Jim]

Forget Covid, nobody talks about the laxatives that the Chinese are sneaking into our food

 

[Amphotericin B]

Chantel shits everywhere too.

The same perfect storm that made them cows makes them fast and loose with the poo poo.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Applies to everyone.

 

[WinnieTheJew]

They're alcoholics and drug addicts who subsist on fast food and soda. I'm surprised we aren't seeing this more often.

 

[draggs]

Because the Ralphamale always winning

 

[Beautiful Border]

Because sharting in 'Mart is the American national pasttime

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

They're quite literally, full of of shit.

 

[TheRetardKing]

They're all dead.

 

[Cats]

All the soy they are eating is giving them the Splosive Di'ree

 

[The Magnificence]

I'm not. The college kids chained up in the basement are, for obvious reasons.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A terrifying yet wise Japanese man once told me that pooping is a natural thing. He also reassured me that everyone shits themselves sometimes. I asked if he did and he said he has never shit himself.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

A terrifying yet wise Japanese man once told me that pooping is a natural thing. He also reassured me that everyone shits themselves sometimes. I asked if he did and he said he has never shit himself.

Was he samurai? I once knew a samurai who claimed to wipe his ass with the blade. I asked if he also cut his meat with the blade and he got very red and after that rebuffed many attempts at friendship.