Why is everybody getting raped behind Arby's

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I've only ever raped 2 women behind an Arby's, and it was only because they were wearing revealing clothing, and both cases didn't even happen behind the same Arby's. Considering how much raping I do, and that only a tiny insignificant fraction of it took place Arby's adjacent, I'm going to say that the "raped behind Arby's" myth is busted.
Listen, those curly fries... there's something in them, something they put in them that just kind of flips a "rape switch" in people's brains. Possibly Viagra.
 
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