Why is everybody getting raped behind Arby's

[Postal_Rat]

I go to Arby's for a simple roast beef and some one is getting raped everytime

 

[Pee Cola]

The ghost of Bob Saget has a raging boner that will last for all eternity.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Stop going to Arby's, dicktard.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Stop going to Arby's, dicktard.

I've tried but I just can't and I have to wonder how Arby's keeps winning the rapist choice award

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I've tried but I just can't and I have to wonder how Arby's keeps winning the rapist choice award

I can't eat Arby's, it gives me the shits.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I've tried but I just can't and I have to wonder how Arby's keeps winning the rapist choice award

This is why. They know that people can't just say no, and that's the magic word to not get raped. So it's a struggle cuddle for them.

 

[JethroTullamore]

No one ever rapes me behind an Arby’s………

 

[Postal_Rat]

No one ever rapes me behind an Arby’s………

Cheer up slugger I'm sure some one will rape you behind an Arby's dumpster some day, just not ne I'm busy that week

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

No one ever rapes me behind an Arby’s………

I'll rape you behind an Arby's if you rape me.

 

[Moths]

Because the chief is a spawn camping cunt

 

[CumDumpster]

Because Arby's has the meats?

 

[Vingle]

I guess they like being raped, otherwise they wouldn't go there.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I've only ever raped 2 women behind an Arby's, and it was only because they were wearing revealing clothing, and both cases didn't even happen behind the same Arby's. Considering how much raping I do, and that only a tiny insignificant fraction of it took place Arby's adjacent, I'm going to say that the "raped behind Arby's" myth is busted.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I'm having a Mandela Moment. I thought OP's title existed as a parody of J-Kwon's "Tipsy."

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I work there with my other true and honest women.

 

[Dialtone]

My bad.

 

[Lathe]

The smell of roast beef gets me every time.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

if we don't have the meats, we TAKE the meats

 

[Bloitzhole]

No one ever rapes me behind an Arby’s………

I'll rape you behind an Arby's if you rape me.

And they say chivalry's dead

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Maybe it's comfy behind an Arby's.