Why don't I have a girlfriend?

[Rozzy]

It's an awkward question folks keep asking me.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

They all know why you don't have a girlfriend. They're only asking you that to mess with you because just straight up calling people fags is frowned upon these days.

try being yourself and taking a shower
works every time, trust me bro

No sir I think this is one of those instances where being yourself is exactly the opposite of how to wind up with a woman.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

We all will solve our love quest.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Maybe you could transition and thus become the girlfriend?

 

[Everything]

too much time on kiwi.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

cuz you a gay ass nigga

 

[Caroline Farrow]

Because feeding your pet emu takes up all your free time.

 

[Rozzy]

Because feeding your pet emu takes up all your free time.

RubinRemus has fallen out with and been blocked by his boyfriend on Twitter, they were getting on really well and I had hopes for them both.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I find it obnoxious when people take an interest in whether or not you have a girlfriend but don't make any effort to help you find a girlfriend (like introducing you to their friends).

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Lol. Nobody asks me this question irl. Except I think once a few years back. I just said I'm not looking for a relationship.

People never ask me. I think they just look at my face and figure asking would be redundant.

 

[DankSmoker]

Well why don't you have a girlfriend? We can't exactly help mitigate the question without this information.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Your standards aren't low enough.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Your standards aren't low enough.

Maybe you could be his girlfriend, now that you both have so much in common and all…..

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i got a big dick and dont want to share.

 

[Oerlikon]

It is the premise of the question that i disagree with, it does not take into account that OP is in fact a faggot.

 

[Catler]

Because we're both too attractive and thus intimidate woman. They're afraid of rejection if they approach.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

threads like these & also well yer a bit of a weird cunt so ....

 

[JethroTullamore]

threads like these & also well yer a bit of a weird cunt so ....

@Rozzy is probably one of the most normal people on this website, bro.
The only thing I can figure is that women are intimidated by his rugged good looks and intense masculinity.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

bloody furries

 

[JethroTullamore]

bloody furries

I don’t see any “bloody” furries here.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I don’t see any “bloody” furries here.

wait till my pitbull wakes up then