Why don't I have a girlfriend?

[Rozzy]

It's an awkward question folks keep asking me.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Blame the infinitely high boyfriend factor

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Just tell em you like the penis. Don't need to bare your soul or make them aware of every small detail, besides it might make them not ask personal questions again.

 

[DumbDude43]

try being yourself and taking a shower
works every time, trust me bro

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

You don't want one

 

[DinnerDates]

Because of your yee - yee ass haircut, niggaaa.....

 

[Schwarzwald]

Probably because you're the type of guy to come to the Kiwi Farms for us to answer that question for you instead of having the social adeptness to answer it yourself.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Maybe meet some women and go out with them.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’ll be your girlfriend, just close your eyes and pretend.

 

[libRT]

Be less gay

 

[vomitusdeux]

Because true and honest girls don't like furries

 

[Day Drinking]

Lol. Nobody asks me this question irl. Except I think once a few years back. I just said I'm not looking for a relationship.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

because you didn't shoot up a white owned pharmacy visited by non whites and you haven't wrote a 9000 page manifesto yet that's 50% /pol/ statistics and the same things other retards wrote. that's the key to 10000000% saving the huwite race.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Lol. Nobody asks me this question irl. Except I think once a few years back. I just said I'm not looking for a relationship.

Joking aside I get it from family and coworkers from time to time and I just tell people I work too much for a girlfriend.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

That's what we have hentai for. Cartoon girls will never leave you.

 

[Day Drinking]

Joking aside I get it from family and coworkers from time to time and I just tell people I work too much for a girlfriend.

Well, when I say I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm being truthful. I don't really try to make friends or be social. That probably helps with people not asking me why I don't have a gf/bf.

If it comes up now, I'll say I'm in a long distance relationship with a whiskey bottle and that it's complicated.

 

[Dialtone]

Autism

 

[SandyCat]

Get a femboy instead problem solved

 

[Book Thief]

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

It's an awkward question folks keep asking me.

You're luck... people never ask me that... probably because it is pretty self evident why or just because I have whatever the male equivalent of RBF is.