Why do people get angry with lolcows?

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There's getting mad for fun and actually getting mad. They shade into each other a bit, but they're different things.

The Dobson thread is like picking a scab. He's not exactly a horrible human being on the level of Nick Bate, he's just kind of annoying, but there's a safety and consistency to his style of annoying that makes it a fun thread, at least for me. You can always check in and Dobbo will have said something annoying and stupid.

Wu is a different kind of annoying. Wu was much more enraging in the brief period that Wu actually had some level of influence, but now Wu has descended to Vade levels of relevance and it's more a matter of kick the autistic. I don't like Wu at all, Wu pisses me off, but at this point Wu is much more in the getting mad for fun category.

Then you have the rare cow that does shit so vile that they actually legitimately make you angry, like Nick Bate. Again, this is more past tense, because that fucker is never going to get a chance to hurt anyone ever again. JTM is sort of a current example of that. What is so actually infuriating about vermin like this is that they commit heinous and atrocious acts and then smugly boast about them and how they got away with them.

It was really, really nice to see Nick Bate have that fucking smug thumbs-up smile wiped the fuck off his face forever.

Outside of the few cows who have victims other than themselves, though, I can't see getting blood pressure raising mad about most of these idiots. If they mostly made me mad, I wouldn't consider them lolcows but enemies.

I'm always somewhat interested in people getting mad at Connor, though, because it is weirdly usually not malicious. I think most people who care about Connor at all actually want to see him succeed. Let's face it, despite his lolcow status, he is only marginally more fucked up than most of us. So people white knight and offer advice and want to see him do better and then get mad when their overly optimistic wishes are thwarted.
 
I have an overpowering urge to shitpost in the Dobson thread


this is a common feeling


Everyone has their pet hates about people. I do, you do, everyone does. This place is basically a venue where you can yell it out, without damaging anything.

It's kinda like yelling & punching a wall when you're pissed off, but with no bloody knuckles.


lol stop getting mad
 
The Dobson thread is like picking a scab. He's not exactly a horrible human being on the level of Nick Bate, he's just kind of annoying, but there's a safety and consistency to his style of annoying that makes it a fun thread, at least for me. You can always check in and Dobbo will have said something annoying and stupid.

That's what I like about dobson, plus moments where we can gleam his strange psychology.

There's just this strange mentality towards him sometimes, where users project things onto Dobson that he's not. Dobson is a confused child that gets salty sometimes, he's not a psychopath.
 
That's what I like about dobson, plus moments where we can gleam his strange psychology.

There's just this strange mentality towards him sometimes, where users project things onto Dobson that he's not. Dobson is a confused child that gets salty sometimes, he's not a psychopath.

To the extent there's genuine A-Logging on that thread, it's from failed artists even worse than Dobbo himself. @Wizzrobe was the king of that shit.

And then there's UOJ. I dunno what's up with that guy. I don't think he's that terrible, but every once in a while he will post something baffling.
 
To the extent there's genuine A-Logging on that thread, it's from failed artists even worse than Dobbo himself. @Wizzrobe was the king of that shit.

And then there's UOJ. I dunno what's up with that guy. I don't think he's that terrible, but every once in a while he will post something baffling.

be a man tag @UglyOldJafar
 
Look, where there are cows, there is shit. Fleas. Where the shit is, there are flies. Just as there are lolcows, there are lolflies, lolfleas, et cetera. People who are really less worthy of even being seen as lolcows- they don't produce shit themselves, only consuming and talking about shit- who produce metaphorical shit lols whose methane satiates the non-flies.

The flies are jealous, you see? They love shit! The flies want to have an unending supply of shit... one day a lolfly will become a lolcow if they consume too much shit, fat with their fecal bellies overflowing with poo prizes. Poo belongs in the loo (or the street) not in your cummy tummies. That makes some of them very angry! Oh so mad! We are all just fleas and ticks. We don't eat the shit, we just watch. One day we will be real people because we don't aspire to eat shit! Like Pinocchio. Or Dr. Seuss.

There are so many pseudololcows that exist because flies are insecure and can't eat anything but shit. They are angry because they eat shit so much that this metaphor broke down and became empty solipsistic garbage. I guess what I'm saying is that pathetic people are actually weirdly jealous of lolcow status. They want to be known, but have never experienced love. They think being the center of attention is love. The internet is not your emotional designated shitting street to get love and be adored. It's a place to get criticized.
 
I think you get tagged enough. And also that at least some of the shit you get is overblown.

But still, seriously, so long as you're here, why the fuck do you hate Dobbo so much? You really do take it to extremes sometimes.

Don't know. Perhaps he reminds me of the worst I could have turned out?
Sperging at hand: While I am thankfully not physically in any way like this guy, he and I share at least a certain history of getting bullied as kids and developing a certain interest in animation as a form of escapism. The main difference between us being, I realized that I can not draw and therefore wanted to do something else, more "realistic" to get money and around. Secondly, I eventually grew out of my childhood issues and came to the conclusion that growing up actually doesn't suck as much as those people think. Did I abandon an interest in childish stuff as such? Not really. Still read comics or watch animation, but I don't walk around prancing how much "mature" I am for playing Super Mario RPGs instead of "sexist dudebro crap", cause I have at least enough self awareness to know that there is nothing that mature about it. So I grew up, more or less, Dobson and others didn't. And frankly, it is something I hate in lolcows in general, not just Dobson. Heck, till I realized that Chris Chan really was a lost cause I was considering to pull up a prank myself on him. Now I only feel pity for this guy cause he is really that much of a retard. With Dobson it is something different, cause his "issues" aside, this guy could still be at least a member of society contributing something. But he doesn't. And leeches like him deserve IMO some kharmic kick in the ass to either be gone (not die, but I would find it hilarious if his twitter gets banned for some reason) or as a wake up call to improve themselves. Unfortunately, the later seems to become more and more the less likely possibility.

Which I find sad in the way as that while I don't think Dobson is the greatest story writer or artist out there (even at best his stuff is average/mediocre in my opinion) he actually could do something with a few of his ideas, if he just sat down and decided not to just rip off every trope in animation from 1989-99 while lacking an understanding as of why they worked

Or perhaps I just like to rage over shitty people because I have to deal with them enough in real life and its cathartic?
Or watever the last person said about lolflies?
 
It's definitely pathetic to get mad at the internet. Like, fool, why the hell would anyone want to know your life story with how your bullies pulverized your anus in gym class? Sorry it wasn't consensual, pal. Don't get all off-topic about your personal shit fly behavior. Great job putting it behind a spoiler, nard-breath, it's still tl;dr.

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Don't know. Perhaps he reminds me of the worst I could have turned out?
Sperging at hand: While I am thankfully not physically in any way like this guy, he and I share at least a certain history of getting bullied as kids and developing a certain interest in animation as a form of escapism. The main difference between us being, I realized that I can not draw and therefore wanted to do something else, more "realistic" to get money and around. Secondly, I eventually grew out of my childhood issues and came to the conclusion that growing up actually doesn't suck as much as those people think. Did I abandon an interest in childish stuff as such? Not really. Still read comics or watch animation, but I don't walk around prancing how much "mature" I am for playing Super Mario RPGs instead of "sexist dudebro crap", cause I have at least enough self awareness to know that there is nothing that mature about it. So I grew up, more or less, Dobson and others didn't. And frankly, it is something I hate in lolcows in general, not just Dobson. Heck, till I realized that Chris Chan really was a lost cause I was considering to pull up a prank myself on him. Now I only feel pity for this guy cause he is really that much of a exceptional individual. With Dobson it is something different, cause his "issues" aside, this guy could still be at least a member of society contributing something. But he doesn't. And leeches like him deserve IMO some kharmic kick in the ass to either be gone (not die, but I would find it hilarious if his twitter gets banned for some reason) or as a wake up call to improve themselves. Unfortunately, the later seems to become more and more the less likely possibility.

Which I find sad in the way as that while I don't think Dobson is the greatest story writer or artist out there (even at best his stuff is average/mediocre in my opinion) he actually could do something with a few of his ideas, if he just sat down and decided not to just rip off every trope in animation from 1989-99 while lacking an understanding as of why they worked

Or perhaps I just like to rage over shitty people because I have to deal with them enough in real life and its cathartic?
Or watever the last person said about lolflies?
Hahahahaha you fucking loser
 
Don't know. Perhaps he reminds me of the worst I could have turned out?

You're a bigger dumber sperg than Dobson, and contribute less to the world. For all his faults, at least Dobson doesn't hang around on the Kiwi Farms being apoplectic with rage about some mediocre twitter webcomic artist. You really are utterly pointless, you are a vaguely human-shaped waste of meat and appendages, you are an oxygen thief, you sir, are a parasitic drain on any community unlucky enough to count you as a member. Any pity or contempt I might feel towards you are wasted emotions that I regret feeling, as they may as well have been spent on an invertebrate or bacteria. You are not just subhuman, you are the lowest form of subhuman imaginable and it shames me to belong to the same species as you.
 
Don't know. Perhaps he reminds me of the worst I could have turned out?
Sperging at hand: While I am thankfully not physically in any way like this guy, he and I share at least a certain history of getting bullied as kids and developing a certain interest in animation as a form of escapism. The main difference between us being, I realized that I can not draw and therefore wanted to do something else, more "realistic" to get money and around. Secondly, I eventually grew out of my childhood issues and came to the conclusion that growing up actually doesn't suck as much as those people think. Did I abandon an interest in childish stuff as such? Not really. Still read comics or watch animation, but I don't walk around prancing how much "mature" I am for playing Super Mario RPGs instead of "sexist dudebro crap", cause I have at least enough self awareness to know that there is nothing that mature about it. So I grew up, more or less, Dobson and others didn't. And frankly, it is something I hate in lolcows in general, not just Dobson. Heck, till I realized that Chris Chan really was a lost cause I was considering to pull up a prank myself on him. Now I only feel pity for this guy cause he is really that much of a exceptional individual. With Dobson it is something different, cause his "issues" aside, this guy could still be at least a member of society contributing something. But he doesn't. And leeches like him deserve IMO some kharmic kick in the ass to either be gone (not die, but I would find it hilarious if his twitter gets banned for some reason) or as a wake up call to improve themselves. Unfortunately, the later seems to become more and more the less likely possibility.

Which I find sad in the way as that while I don't think Dobson is the greatest story writer or artist out there (even at best his stuff is average/mediocre in my opinion) he actually could do something with a few of his ideas, if he just sat down and decided not to just rip off every trope in animation from 1989-99 while lacking an understanding as of why they worked

Or perhaps I just like to rage over shitty people because I have to deal with them enough in real life and its cathartic?
Or watever the last person said about lolflies?

Wait, who are you?
 
Don't know. Perhaps he reminds me of the worst I could have turned out?
Sperging at hand: While I am thankfully not physically in any way like this guy, he and I share at least a certain history of getting bullied as kids and developing a certain interest in animation as a form of escapism. The main difference between us being, I realized that I can not draw and therefore wanted to do something else, more "realistic" to get money and around. Secondly, I eventually grew out of my childhood issues and came to the conclusion that growing up actually doesn't suck as much as those people think. Did I abandon an interest in childish stuff as such? Not really. Still read comics or watch animation, but I don't walk around prancing how much "mature" I am for playing Super Mario RPGs instead of "sexist dudebro crap", cause I have at least enough self awareness to know that there is nothing that mature about it. So I grew up, more or less, Dobson and others didn't. And frankly, it is something I hate in lolcows in general, not just Dobson. Heck, till I realized that Chris Chan really was a lost cause I was considering to pull up a prank myself on him. Now I only feel pity for this guy cause he is really that much of a exceptional individual. With Dobson it is something different, cause his "issues" aside, this guy could still be at least a member of society contributing something. But he doesn't. And leeches like him deserve IMO some kharmic kick in the ass to either be gone (not die, but I would find it hilarious if his twitter gets banned for some reason) or as a wake up call to improve themselves. Unfortunately, the later seems to become more and more the less likely possibility.

Which I find sad in the way as that while I don't think Dobson is the greatest story writer or artist out there (even at best his stuff is average/mediocre in my opinion) he actually could do something with a few of his ideas, if he just sat down and decided not to just rip off every trope in animation from 1989-99 while lacking an understanding as of why they worked

Or perhaps I just like to rage over shitty people because I have to deal with them enough in real life and its cathartic?
Or watever the last person said about lolflies?
Whatever your motivation is, you really need to think before you speak. Reading that shows that you haven't gained self-awareness yet.
 
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