Why do americans shy away from bidets

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Because of the Franks. The original Bidets were little horse shaped things, that you would squat over and rub river water inbetwixt your butt-crack.

Why would I honour such an intolerable tradition?
 
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I own a bidet and it's great. I generally save money since I'm not burning through toilet paper anymore.

I was lucky enough to get one right before the coof hit and literally saved my hide.
 
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I looked into one out of curiosity, Toto's in US are like 10k ... that's a whole lot of shitting that needs to be done to justify toilet paper saved, never mind adjusting to water blowing up your ass.

Also, the amount of electronics is insane. I tend to shy away from anything I can't servive myself and most modern cars are enough of a fucking headache. Fixing shit smeared unit isn't what I need in my life, I'd sooner dig a latrine with a hole in the floor than get a bidet.
 
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The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
Will it take asshole pics and upload them to a cloud server?
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Pics? Are we in the Dark Ages?

It uses a sophisticated LIDAR and ultrasonic system to generate an accurate computer model of your asshole and rectum.
Which is then used in collaboration with Grindr to find the dicks in the area that fill out your ass the best.
 
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OP is late and gay. Bidets have long since become popular with the start of the covid pandemic. They were sold out for the entirety of 2020 and now Walmart sell them on the daily, even having their own model of Luxe Bidet as low as $20. Lowes and Home Depot also have their own exclusive model of higher end bidets (the electric kind which replace the toilet seat as well).
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
OP is late and gay. Bidets have long since become popular with the start of the covid pandemic. They were sold out for the entirety of 2020 and now Walmart sell them on the daily, even having their own model of Luxe Bidet as low as $20. Lowes and Home Depot also have their own exclusive model of higher end bidets (the electric kind which replace the toilet seat as well).
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You seem like a real soggy asshole enthusiast.
 
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MarkofdaBOOG said:
When I take a shit I need a little more than a bidet if you get what I'm saying :stickup:
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this
while I respect that just smearing your crap residue around your buttcrack isn't a good solution, a bidet just sorta flops some random drinking fountain stream at your poop, and that's a half-assed solution
I make a habit of pooping then taking a shower including a thorough blasting of the undercarriage with the removable shower head.
 
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Cat Menagerie said:
Give it a name that isn't French and maybe it'll catch on.
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The standalone bidet fixture is french.

The bidet toilet attachment is an american invention that merely uses the same name as it is the same concept. Yes the same man who invented corn flakes cereal also invented the modern bidet attachment.
In 1928, in the United States, John Harvey Kellogg applied for a patent on an "anal douche". In his application, he used the term to describe a system comparable to what today might be called a bidet nozzle, which can be attached to a toilet to perform anal cleansing with water.

In 1965, the American Bidet Company featured an adjustable spray nozzle and warm water option, seeking to make the bidet a household item. The fixture was expensive, and required floor space to install; it was eventually discontinued without a replacement model.
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The Japanese further expanded on the concept by inventing the electric bidet, which has luxurious features such as warm water when connected to a nearby outlet and dryers eliminating the need for toilet paper altogether.

дядя Боря said:
I looked into one out of curiosity, Toto's in US are like 10k ... that's a whole lot of shitting that needs to be done to justify toilet paper saved, never mind adjusting to water blowing up your ass.
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Nigger they're $20 at Walmart and require no power outlets. It takes 15 minutes to install them. Why are you looking at name-brand electric luxury bidets imported from Japan actin like that's the standard?
mr.moon1488 said:
You seem like a real soggy asshole enthusiast.
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You sound like a chimp who likes walking around with shit in their underwear. Using a bidet doesn't eliminate the need to use toilet paper, you merely use toilet paper for drying yourself. In order to not use toilet paper, you need a higher end electric bidet which has a dryer that typically price at $200+.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
The standalone bidet fixture is french.

The bidet toilet attachment is an american invention that merely uses the same name as it is the same concept. Yes the same man who invented corn flakes cereal also invented the modern bidet attachment.

The Japanese further expanded on the concept by inventing the electric bidet, which has luxurious features such as warm water when connected to a nearby outlet and dryers eliminating the need for toilet paper altogether.


Nigger they're $20 at Walmart and require no power outlets. It takes 15 minutes to install them. Why are you looking at name-brand electric luxury bidets imported from Japan actin like that's the standard?

You sound like a chimp who likes walking around with shit in their underwear. Using a bidet doesn't eliminate the need to use toilet paper, you merely use toilet paper for drying yourself. In order to not use toilet paper, you need a higher end electric bidet which has a dryer that typically price at $200+.
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Lol you're taking an argument about an ass shower way too seriously.
 
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