Why do americans shy away from bidets

[Epic Fail Man]

Being able to wash your ass when your shits get too messy is great

You amerimutts are missing out

 

[Queen of Tarts]

They're afraid having something sprayed up their ass will give them a huge case of the gays.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Disgusting French toilet habits, invented to deal with disgusting French hygiene problems? No thanks.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Recently picked one up back in January. One of those purchases that changes your life forever, for the better.

Cleaner asshole, less flushable wipes/toilet paper used, money saved. What's there to dislike? I'm down to about 2 wipes max. Really it could and should be 1 wipe but I usually use the first one to wipe excess water.

I know we all love a laugh here on KF but seriously, do yourself a favor and just buy one. The LUXE Neo 120 is less than 40 bucks. No brainer.

 

[theshitposter]

The funny part is that us westerners think that the western toilet design is better, but by all accounts, it isn't. It can create the potential for several conditions that are not a problem with squatting toilets. Western toilet designs increase the potential for constipation, diverticulosis, hemorrhoids, etc...

Plus you can inspect your stool for blood etc regularly