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SO many problems throughout history could have been avoided if Jesus had just gone ahead and shot the devil back in bible times. So why didn't he?
Why didn’t Jesus just shoot the devil?
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Listen man, the story wouldn't have been good if it had been resolved so easily!
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He got the devil to seethe and cry about it by literally just fasting in the desert and ignoring him for 40 days. Shooting him would be overkill
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he didn't bring enough .45 ACP's
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Jesus could have nipped in the bud in the Garden of Eden.
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We didn't have guns in the time of Jesus. If we did, do you really think we would have gone to the trouble of nailing that heretic kike to a stick, hoisting said stick, and waiting for it to slowly die? It's like watching paint dry, man.
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ignoring the devil made him mad ignoring women makes them mad are women the devil?
The Tall Man
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Jesus was a democrat that didn't believe in guns.
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Do you even have to ask?
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Better question is why did God create the devil in the first place?
Mariposa2.0 LTE
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While twerking, he invented turning the other cheek.
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Jesus could have just invented them SMH
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Would have been pointless as Satan is already dead.
SpergioLeonne
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What’s the problem with an un-falsifiable hypothesis?
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The devil can only be hurt with a Heaven Gun.
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if he shot the devil he wouldnt have been able to watch him cope and seethe