Why can't Null lose weight?

[Johnny Salami]

is he purposely trying to attract a hight-T black man?

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

Inb4 cheese

 

[Spud]

Inb4 cheese

The Mongol empire subsisted on nothing more than meat and dairy whilst the average american male will hit the wall at mach 5 after having a single glass of milk and 1g of cheese.

 

[Aljam]

His many gangstalkers

 

[SentinentCloud]

amerifat genes

 

[Jason Wynn]

he saw that Simpsons episode where Homer goes to hell and his punishment was being force fed all the doughnuts in the world. Josh saw that and said “man…that’s really fucking hot!” and followed suit.

 

[sirthisisanarbys]

deathfat thread when

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

It's hard to eat right when you put in long hours and get shit sleep.

 

[RollerGator]

He's cultivating mass so he can become a bodybuilder.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

when the feds bodysnatch you they aren't going to make your replacement harder to recognise by changing stuff for no reason

 

[National Defense Advocate]

He hasn't been trying.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Two words "pizza day"

 

[X Prime]

Because he's perfect the way he is?

 

[draggs]

because big is bootyfull

null wants that junk in the trunk

you need null to have that junk in the trunk

 

[eatler]

He doesn’t know what a standing desk is.

 

[Shartavius]

Josh just tries to always be prepared for eight months of chemotherapy. Also, he believes that it is perfectly normal to eat while on the toilet. His bathroom sink is stacked high with dirty utensils, pie tins, red pubic hair, gravy boats, and American cheese wrappers.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He ate all the cheese at the cheese store and then they had to close the cheese store.

 

[DankSmoker]

A main component of hollandaise is butter and he eats an entire pizza at a time with that shit slathered on.

 

[Mellisuga Helenae]

He's cultivating mass so he can become a bodybuilder.

But I thought Dear Feeder decided on MATI that weightlifting is somehow tranny shit?

 

[gorgoroth7134]

But I thought Dear Feeder decided on MATI that weightlifting is somehow tranny shit?

What was the reasoning?