Why can't Null lose weight?

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he saw that Simpsons episode where Homer goes to hell and his punishment was being force fed all the doughnuts in the world. Josh saw that and said “man…that’s really fucking hot!” and followed suit.
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gorgoroth7134 said:
What was the reasoning?
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It was in an episode a month or two back where it came up.

His logic was that all men who lift weights are unhappy with their bodies and thus must have body dysmorphia and are therefore the same as trannies.

He wasn't being facetious, either. Josh probably isn't the first guy I'd look to for health advice lmao
 
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gorgoroth7134 said:
Can you imagine Josh getting fuckin shredded though? That would be the funniest saga ever.
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I don't think he has the body type to ever be shredded without serious steroid usage. Still, it would be good to see Josh turn his body into something decent and respectable, like he's been saying he'd do for, like, two or three years at least now.

He could lose weight just by being less of a fatty and maybe not inhaling hollandaise pizza and maybe just going for a daily walk, but that seems to be beyond him at this point.

We gotta get our boy back on those Filipino amphetamines. I don't care if it causes erectile dysfunction; I just want to see Josh follow through on his weight loss promise.
 
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Mellisuga Helenae said:
I don't think he has the body type to ever be shredded without serious steroid usage. Still, it would be good to see Josh turn his body into something decent and respectable, like he's been saying he'd do for, like, two or three years at least now.

He could lose weight just by being less of a fatty and maybe not inhaling hollandaise pizza and maybe just going for a daily walk, but that seems to be beyond him at this point.

We gotta get our boy back on those Filipino amphetamines. I don't care if it causes erectile dysfunction; I just want to see Josh follow through on his weight loss promise.
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Anybody can get definition but Null wouldn't have the patience to do all the reps necessary, unlike the patience he has to do all those reps chewing hollandaise-drowned pizza
 
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eatler said:
He doesn’t know what a standing desk is.
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ngl I jerryrigged a standing desk from an ikea dinner table and some tv stands and that shit really changed my life
Your Starter for 10 said:
Shredded Josh would just look like something was wrong with reality. Like when Carrot Top got all jacked. It's just mentally incongruous.
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I was thinking more ripped Adult Tails but yeah
 
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Mellisuga Helenae said:
We gotta get our boy back on those Filipino amphetamines. I don't care if it causes erectile dysfunction; I just want to see Josh follow through on his weight loss promise.
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He's our leader - his dick doesn't need to work, he just needs to look respectable or we all look foolish.
 
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Mellisuga Helenae said:
It was in an episode a month or two back where it came up.

His logic was that all men who lift weights are unhappy with their bodies and thus must have body dysmorphia and are therefore the same as trannies.

He wasn't being facetious, either. Josh probably isn't the first guy I'd look to for health advice lmao
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Well right, they basically are like trannies. Good to see he agrees.

Well adjusted people are usually into stuff like cycling, running, hiking, etc. where as people specifically into lifting are consistently completely deranged and the guys who are most into it usually die in their 40s, so I wouldn't look to them for health advice either.

It doesn't really require a PHD in noticing things to recognize the correlation between lifting obsession and mental illness. That doesn't mean someone shouldn't exercise, it just means they should ACTUALLY exercise instead of hiding in a dim room with a bunch of other sweaty heteroflexible men picking the same things up over and over.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
Well right, they basically are like trannies.
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As in the tiny handful of deranged guys who go overboard and get obsessive about maintaining a self-destructive physique? Sure. I agree and I never said those types weren't. I just made fun of Josh's reductionist opinion.
Ultrapenguin said:
Well adjusted people are usually into stuff like cycling, running, hiking, etc.
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lol. lmao, even. Have you ever met hardcore cyclists and runners? They can be every bit as self-destructive as obsessive gym rats.

Then again, you could say that about any sport, but those other guys probably didn't stuff you into your locker as a kid.
Ultrapenguin said:
It doesn't really require a PHD in noticing things to recognize the correlation between lifting obsession and mental illness.
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It sounds like your only experience with lifters is gawking at freaks online.

Again, I don't disagree with what your saying per se, but the overwhelming majority of gym bros are just normal guys trying to improve their health and look better doing it, for whatever reasons.

Anyone who isn't a terminally online retard could tell you that and you're delusional if you think the handful of dysmorphic freaks are the norm.

I can assure you that Josh wouldn't troon out if he touched a dumbbell, which was the point of my initial post highlighting his absurd opinions.
Ultrapenguin said:
it just means they should ACTUALLY exercise instead of hiding in a dim room with a bunch of other sweaty heteroflexible men picking the same things up over and over.
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Are you speaking from personal experience?
 
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Nothing 12 weeks of meth can’t fix.
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