Whit Supermicky: The Drunken Hillbilly RPG

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You enter the pawn shop of Eddie. It's dusty, dark, and packed full of objects. Eddie stands behind the grimey wooden counter smoking a cigerette and sticking a shotgun in a glass case. He's startled by the door opening ringing, but instantly relaxes when he sees that it's you.
"Hey, how are my suppliers and best customers of my 'members only' wares? Are ya here to buy or to sell? I got some new stuff in if you're interested."
He peels back the rug behind the counter, revealing a hatch. It leads to an unfinished basement brining with Eddies "members only" wears. Guns, fully automatic guns, grenades, pipe bombs, meth, weed, cocaine, more guns, claymores, satchel charges, and other assorted highly illegal goodies.
 
"Heh, like 'members only,' members of what, the 420 Club? TAHAAAAAAAHAH just a little soldier humor there, squad. Hey Eddie, like gimme like your best weed and shit okay, and like some like grenades and shit, 'cause like that's tactical."
 
Tavern Explorer said:
"Heh, like 'members only,' members of what, the 420 Club? TAHAAAAAAAHAH just a little soldier humor there, squad. Hey Eddie, like gimme like your best weed and shit okay, and like some like grenades and shit, 'cause like that's tactical."
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"Can do my friend. Let's see, that's $200 bucks for a bag of weed, and $300 bucks for ten grenades, since I have a buy in bulk discount thing going for all lethal weapons. Now, I assume you have the proper licenses for these?"
 
"EXCUUUUSE ME, okay, you ARE talking to a FUTURE PAST PRESENT MUHREEN RECRUIT VETERAN, okay, of COURSE I have a license okay!"
 
Tavern Explorer said:
"EXCUUUUSE ME, okay, you ARE talking to a FUTURE PAST PRESENT MUHREEN RECRUIT VETERAN, okay, of COURSE I have a license okay!"
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"Ahh, I'm kiddin. Here you don't need any of them bureaucrats in Washington to tell you what you can and can't buy."

This is going to be it for a while, as I'll be on vacation and probably won't be able to access the Internet.
 
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So, it turns out that I have Internet access, so feel free to carry on.
 
"So, any of you fellers lookin to sell? Oh, I just remembered, I have an employment opportunity for ya, it's just scoping out some competitors of mine and maybe committing a few felonies. Contact me later, when I'm not so busy."
 
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