Which lolcow do you hate the most?

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High-Functioning Autism

High-Functioning Autism

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There’s a fuck ton of Lolcows out there. Some are just pure entertainment, some are mentally ill but loved, some are legitimately fucked in the head, some are just pathetic losers, some are retards, some are just pure fucking garbage...

But which one do you hate the most and why?
 
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Cows that are universally hated by basically everyone are funny, but I think what’s more annoying is people like Yandere Dev or Tyler McVicker that are rewarded for being jackasses because of genuine fans that come in packs.
 
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Most of them I just laugh at or think are weird. Some I do legit dislike and think are subversive to society but hates still too strong a word for most of them. But if I had to assign hate to any of them, at all. Nick "Pedopoop" Bate, hands down.
 
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High-Functioning Autism said:
There’s a fuck ton of Lolcows out there. Some are just pure entertainment, some are mentally ill but loved, some are legitimately fucked in the head, some are just pathetic losers, some are retards, some are just pure fucking garbage...

But which one do you hate the most and why?
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Jonothan "Jessica Simpson", they make my skin crawl.
I am disgusted by every aspect of their being and I feel that they're a parasite on humanity dragging us deeper into degeneracy with their opinions. I don't understand how someone hasn't kicked the shit out of them yet for the sickening things they promote.
I seriously hope half the shit I am reading about them is fake, but you all are pretty damn good with your due diligence in research.
 
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I am going to show the true extent of my power level.

Foreverkailyn's family dynamics reminds me too much of my narcissistic parents.

The way that those two bitches do not give ten flying fucks about Gracie angers me to no end because I was a Gracie.

The way Kailyn does care about her daughter's future makes me beyond angry.
 
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Unless they abuse children, abuse the reporting system or are an active threat to my mental well being, none of these lolcows deserve my hatred. I come at the topics just to laugh at their stupidity.

However the one I cannot stand most has to be Suzy Lu. I keep my distance far away from her mainly because she's one of the biggest abusers of the reporting system on YouTube that I ever seen and her content is third-rate lazy reaction videos to shitty anime. Despite being a direct violation of Copyright Law, YouTube would even break safe harbor rules just to keep her channel alive while punishing others who even dare call her out because god forbid she takes criticism. She's really a hate at first sight.
 
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Hate? Zoosadists and child “liberation” activists.

I find the potato latinx ADF hilarious but I also dislike him too but I dislike anyone who supports latinx.
 
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I don't really have an "unfavorite" when it comes to lolcows, but I guess I'll say Pamperchu because holy fuck that guy is nasty.
 
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I have an irrational hatred of MovieBob. I think its that mix of unearned arrogance and pseudo-intellectualism I've really only seen present in fat people for some reason. His libshit nonsense doesn't even bother me. His rare mix of arrogance and ignorance really gets on my nerves. A lot of it is that I know people like that IRL and they are really fucking annoying.
 
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Susan Schofield. The regiment of antipsychotics she forced onto her kids throughout their developmental years has basically lobotomized them to a degree.

I've known about Rhys McKinnon and Zinnia Jones for years, but I can't be bothered to care for them as lolcows anymore. Rhys' level of narcissism is enough to induce flashbacks for anyone who has dealt with a narcissist IRL. Zinnia has since become an anal prolapser who has been stuck in a Groundhog Day loop for quite some time now.
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I have an irrational hatred of MovieBob. I think its that mix of unearned arrogance and pseudo-intellectualism I've really only seen present in fat people for some reason. His libshit nonsense doesn't even bother me. His rare mix of arrogance and ignorance really gets on my nerves. A lot of it is that I know people like that IRL and they are really fucking annoying.
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Seconding this. While there are several horrorcows that are much more evil, Cinema Robert is the most infuriating non-horrorcow for me. His obsession with politics on social media, combined with his generally repugnant attitude, is a microcosm of everything wrong with social media, sanctimonious virtue signaling, and the decline of Western culture to an extent. The saddest thing is that I’m seeing too many people like Blob IRL and on social media (and unlike Jeff above, I’m seeing it on fat and thin people — assholes are becoming universal) especially after the 2020 summer of love. I think one user here mentioned looking at Twitter then made them realize MovieBob’s thought process is now mainstream.

I’m imagining the world slowly turning into “Being John Malkovich” but everybody is Bob Chipman instead. That’s why he’s my most hated cow.
 
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Even though GamerGate came and went without me ever noticing, it boils my piss how Zoe Quinn and John Flynt/Brianna Wu are grifting, lying sociopaths with armies of journosimps willing to circle the wagons around them. RIP Alec Holowka.

Also, anyone in the Munchausens By Internet thread in Beauty Parlor. They remind me of a munchie relative of mine, at whose hands my mother has suffered all her life.

There is a positive correlation between SJW politics, Munchie behavior, and Cluster B personality disorders.
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I have an irrational hatred of MovieBob. I think its that mix of unearned arrogance and pseudo-intellectualism I've really only seen present in fat people for some reason. His libshit nonsense doesn't even bother me. His rare mix of arrogance and ignorance really gets on my nerves. A lot of it is that I know people like that IRL and they are really fucking annoying.
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naaaaiiiiillllll!!! said:
Seconding this. While there are several horrorcows that are much more evil, Cinema Robert is the most infuriating non-horrorcow for me. His obsession with politics on social media, combined with his generally repugnant attitude, is a microcosm of everything wrong with social media, sanctimonious virtue signaling, and the decline of Western culture to an extent. The saddest thing is that I’m seeing too many people like Blob IRL and on social media (and unlike Jeff above, I’m seeing it on fat and thin people — assholes are becoming universal) especially after the 2020 summer of love. I think one user here mentioned looking at Twitter then made them realize MovieBob’s thought process is now mainstream.

I’m imagining the world slowly turning into “Being John Malkovich” but everybody is Bob Chipman instead. That’s why he’s my most hated cow.
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MovieBob is hateable as all get-out, but he's also an impotent cretin. Life's too short to be mad at such a dunce who could not harm me if he tried.
 
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