Which lolcow do you hate the most?

[High-Functioning Autism]

There’s a fuck ton of Lolcows out there. Some are just pure entertainment, some are mentally ill but loved, some are legitimately fucked in the head, some are just pathetic losers, some are retards, some are just pure fucking garbage...

But which one do you hate the most and why?

 

[Furret]

I think getting legitimately upset at lolcows is pretty cow-like behavior, no?

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Fagtano legitimately pisses me off. He's the epitome of the smug, pseudo-intellectual with a punchable face and his hot Reddit takes about muh capitalism. At least with SocDems like sh0e, she's somewhat anti-PC and occasionally she has good arguments about feminism, so I'll give her that. Plus I'd fuck the shit out of her, co condom. Anthony on the other hand just pisses me off everytime some dipshit I follow retweets him, or when his smug, bald soyboy face shows up in a recommend video.

Next would be a similar leftard, Wil Wheaton. He's basically an older Shia LaBeuf, who's also fucking stupid and annoying.

At least with people like Quinton, he lacks self-awareness and is such a fat spastic that he's more entertaining than he is aggravating. You can also say the same for people like Spoony or MovieBob: the former is so unbelievably cringey that you can't really hate him -- his lolcow status is genuinely funny in a pathetic way. Spoony is like my former brother in law, who's a pathetic, lazy idiot who couldn't keep a job: I don't wish death on the guy, but I do laugh at him constantly for being a loser.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Anyone who abuses children.

 

[TFT-A9]

Hate's actually way too strong a word for any one of them that isn't in the process of doing shit like molesting kids and hurting animals for shiggles

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Tommy Tooter and Kero the Wolf and Sophie
Obviously for all being degenerates preying on anything weaker than them and wanting it normalized by society
As a teen I used to hate OPL for everything, but now I see him as as lost soul trapped in his self-imposed delusions forever ignorant of the future.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The ones that abuse children and animals.

 

[Trapitalism]

Jonathan Yaniv. Nuff said.

 

[Glitched_Humanity]

me.

(not even being edgy or depressing.)

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Anybody who mistreats pets or small children.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I don't hate anyone. I would feel nothing but charitable compassion and loving kindness when putting most of them in a gas chamber

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I stopped reading Kelly Lenza's thread because she was making me too MOTI, and I think once you start getting genuinely mad at a cow you need to take a break and like, go outside or something.

 

[Hitman One]

I've pretty much been constantly wearing my top-hat when reading AssignedMale/Sophie Labelle's thread over the last week.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I don’t hate any lolcows, they exist for my entertainment. I suppose Allison Pregler/Obscurus Lupa annoys me the most but I don’t hate her

Horrorcows like Nick Bate, Lorerunner, Kero...anyone that abuses children or animals deserves a special place in hell

 

[3MMA]

Hate most? Hmmmm, not sure atm. I’ll know once I’ve organized my thoughts.

Laugh at most?

Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood in the Internet Famous section, aptly marked as the Trashfire they are. Thread has slowed down a bunch though. Waiting to see when the other shoe will drop, on the damage front.

Kovic keeps trying to get his thread erased, has fake copyright companies messaging KF, there’s a thread on that, too.

& Haywood’s life has imploded, just a matter of time until even more damage reports surface. Whether they be a divorce notice, an hero nightly news, etc. Just hope it’s contained to him alone, & he doesn’t lash out at the wife/ kids. He’s a miserable git.

The Sophie Labelle thread in Rat Kings has been hopping this past week, lots of laughs, & disgust etc.

A newer cow in Lolcow cults, proper, DramaCow Amy Dyess, self proclaimed alpha trans ex GC “whistle blower” wannabe Batman etc weird shit, is a fucking laugh riot & personal current fav. Sometimes Dyess news gets slow, but then she spirals, so new milk always comes from that cow.

Ok, the one I hate, the most, has to be troon Amy Valens, careercow in lolcow cults, proper. Valens is truly creepy, rapey, & hates women so much, more than a run of the mill, AGP Troon, does.
I can only read his thread in bits & pieces before I’m creeped out, then go laugh at something else while trying to forget him.
Though glad his gross BS is documented & archived here. Bless everyone who has done this work.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas Werner is a contemptible Horrorcow. I don’t necessarily hate him because hatred is something that is usually felt on a more personal level or for people who abuse animals, children and the innocent. He broadcasts his obsession with underage girls and his long telomere sperm to the world and it’s fun to watch the train wreck of failure as he rages at his inability to hook up with Gen Z women. He has no appreciation for society looking after his miserable ass and pretty much mocks the taxpayers who pay for him to be a piece of shit parasite.

 

[ClownBrew]

Lucas Werner is a contemptible Horrorcow. I don’t necessarily hate him because hatred is something that is usually felt on a more personal level or for people who abuse animals, children and the innocent. He broadcasts his obsession with underage girls and his long telomere sperm to the world and it’s fun to watch the train wreck of miserable failure as he rages at his inability to hook up with Gen Z. He has no appreciation for society looking out for his miserable ass and pretty much mocks the taxpayers who pay for him to be a piece of shit parasite.

The reason why I actually WOULD use the word "hate" on him is that he crossed the line into abusing his old girlfriend and her helpless pet cat, not to mention the incident where he creeped around filming the little girls at the school car wash.

That's what took him over the top from harmless foolish cow into someone malicious enough to deserve having people truly despise him.

And while I'd rather not continue the other day's flame war on this thread I will add that I don't believe for one hot minute that the fuckhead does it because of "schizophrenia", he's well aware enough to know what he's doing. Some of the people on his thread here are as retarded as he is at times.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

The reason why I actually WOULD use the word "hate" on him is that he crossed the line into abusing his old girlfriend and her helpless pet cat, not to mention the incident where he creeped around filming the little girls at the school car wash.

That's what took him over the top from harmless foolish cow into someone malicious enough to deserve having people truly despise him.

And while I'd rather not continue the other day's flame war on this thread I will add that I don't believe for one hot minute that the fuckhead does it because of "schizophrenia", he's well aware enough to know what he's doing.

Shit I didn’t know about that stuff, he is definitely a predator hands down just a very incompetent one. It’s left a lot of us wondering if one day he’ll just snap and try to grab a little girl. I hope not.

Edit: And as for the schizophrenia thing I agree that he is well aware of his own choices and actions.

 

[I Love Beef]

I think getting legitimately upset at lolcows is pretty cow-like behavior, no?

Wait until they actually begin fucking with what you enjoy and try to actively spread their bullshit, ruining your pasttime, offending your sensiblilities, and making you cringe with indigation by their own lack of dignity and self respect by excessive self depreciation as cost of making them feel any sense of joy in their pathetic lives by not doing anything remotely with merit or respectable efforts.

There's a reason why I actively state why I hate Anime News Network, THEM Anime Reviews, Zac Bertschy, Hope Chapman, and dance on Zac's grave whenever I get the chance. Fuck them.

 

[Enoby Way]

Wait until they actually begin fucking with what you enjoy and try to actively spread their bullshit, ruining your pasttime, offending your sensiblilities, and making you cringe with indigation by their own lack of dignity and self respect by excessive self depreciation as cost of making them feel any sense of joy in their pathetic lives by not doing anything remotely with merit or respectable efforts.

There's a reason why I actively state why I hate Anime News Network, THEM Anime Reviews, Zac Bertschy, Hope Chapman, and dance on Zac's grave whenever I get the chance. Fuck them.

This, also wait til they start fucking with your gender.