Which fantasy race would win a race war?

[Breadbassket]

Personally I like the gnomes odds.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

The Autistic Armies of Kickassia

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

The Autistic Armies of Kickassia

I think the Suburban Knights would be more appropriate.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Humans, obviously.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Humans, obviously.

Well that is what happened IRL, just look at the state of neanderthals today.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Some kind of incorporeal "energy beings" of "pure thought", like the Q?

 

[Turk on the lurk]

Not actually a race but still fantasy, Skynet is going to win any war.

 

[Skitarii]

The proud Giant race shall obliterate the manlet scourge

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Gnome pride world wide.

 

[not william stenchever]

My heart says the Dwarves but my mind tells me that they'd be too busy accumulating new grudges, drinking beer, and crafting artifacts to actually win. Also the goddamn skaven would show up at the worst possible moment.

 

[Fag Albert]

Ogres how can you beat those fat fucks

 

[Tablet County]

Protogen’s

But I had an antivirus!

 

[2LtMashengo]

Gnome Reich today, Gnome Reich tomorrow, Gnome Reich forever!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ainur

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

My heart says the Dwarves but my mind tells me that they'd be too busy accumulating new grudges, drinking beer, and crafting artifacts to actually win. Also the goddamn skaven would show up at the worst possible moment.

How short do you have to be before you can call them diggas? I get the hard-r "digger" is a no-no but they call each other "digga" all the time.

 

[SandyCat]

Cylons nigga

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[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I can't believe nobody said orcs. They're almost always the warrior race whenever they appear.

 

[Ventrue]

Goblins, because if they lost they know what would happen.

 

[Tablet County]

I can't believe nobody said orcs. They're almost always the warrior race whenever they appear.

Orcs outside of Warhammer always get wrecked by every other fantasy race. Non-Warhammer or Tolkien orcs suck.

 

[Lazy Printer]

Skaven, they have green nukes and rat-phones.