Which fantasy race would win a race war?

[Breadbassket]

Personally I like the gnomes odds.

 

[CowPox]

The fantasy version of white humans not hampered by self loathing and suicidal altruism.

 

[Nancy]

The fantasy version of white humans not hampered by self loathing and suicidal altruism.

So, elves?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Hobbits

 

[Jason Wynn]

Backing my dwarves here

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

After the other races kill each other off, the kobolds will rise up and inherit the earth.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Saiyans, easily.

 

[SNU]

Gremlins. If those guys get wet and eat at the wrong time then watch out. I saw a documentary once where one of them ate after midnight and got wet and then there were thousands of them in less than a day.

 

[Tablet County]

The undead. It helps that liches rule the world in real life.
Old men, running the world. A new age!

 

[Broadside]

Elven gang where we at?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Protogen’s

 

[Fireman Sam]

DWARF
W
A
R
F

 

[draggs]

Angels and their puppets

They genocided trillions of orcs and trolls and dragons and balrogs and niggers and even uppity whites in Arda anyway

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Nords of Skyrim.

 

[Father Fornicatio]

Backing my dwarves here

Me too, they wage proxy wars by backing any one with their technology, then have a beer and laugh their asses off, sitting on chairs of gold.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

5D Imps

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

The Gnomish empires, in alliance with the Halfling conglomerate will bring TTD (total tall-people death) to the land in a violent manlet uprising.

 

[Pomniman]

5th dimensional machine elves. Or I guess the Anunnaki, which are basically the same thing.

 

[Dustlord]

The lizard people.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Cylons nigga